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DVDs/VCDs | Ebay Member | Foreign Appearances | For Sale | History | Home | Magazines | Moi | Miscellaneous | Newspapers | Pictures | Pins | Postcards | Posters | Prefame Appearances | Promo CDs | Promo Poster Flats | Promo Tours | Records | Rules For Trade | Signatures | TTA Tour | T-Shirts | Tulsa Etc. | VHS Tapes | Wanted List | ALL ABOUT ME Okay, so I'm not interesting. I'm not going to make it out like I am interesting. This is just a way for you to get to know me a little better. And if you actually care to... you're nuts ;) My name, if you haven't already found out, is Colleen. I'm 20 years old, and I live in Delaware. I've been a fan of Hanson since 1997. I started seriously collecting their cd's in about 1998. Since then, it's been an insatiable addiction. ;) Not only cds, but other random stuff! Tour merchandise, books, posters, video tapes, etc etc etc. My CD collection alone takes up 3 vary large CD towers. And the rest of the stuff is in my walk-in closet. Except it's "walking" its way OUT of my closet! Slowly trickling into the hallway towards the bathroom. Some say I need to sell off some of my stuff... But I say I need to expand my closet. ;) Either my friends think my Hanson collection is ridiculous, or they love it. Umm... Lets see. Music is my life. I play the piano. (or I attempt to play the piano). I'm sure if I practiced more often, I would be a whole lot better. I don't sing. Very few people have ever heard me sing. And I pity them. They are still recovering. I also used to play the clarinet. The reeds tasted disgusting, and I actually ended up breaking my poor clarinet. That was the end of that :\ I have many cats. I'm sort of the "cat lady". Only, I don't have quite that many. I'd have more if my dad wouldn't threaten to kill me if another one entered this house. I also have a dog. Her name is Annie. But no one calls her that. She answers to: Frank, Doofus, She, and "You're dumb, you're ugly, and you stink." I'll never own another dog. What's that saying from "Homeward Bound"? Cats rule... and Dogs drool. I used to work with horses. I rode probably 5-10 times a week. I had my own horse until I quit my job because I hated my boss and anything to do with the county. Delaware cops are evil. Oh and the smartest thing to do when you get pulled over for speeding is to except the fact that you were wrong. Cops are always right. And if you're a female and so is the cop. You're screwed. I bet you've learned your lesson, right? Next time you'll be more careful to look for cops as you're speeding along! I've figured out that the only legal way to steal money is through auto financing. And I hate it. Why didn't I think of something like that to become a millionaire? I will pay for my car 10,000 times before it's ever actually paid off. I don't even like my car that much. Or at all. But I like my cats. A popular question asked to me often by my friends and family is: "How do you have money to pay for your car, your phone and this horrifying Hanson addiction?!" As a "side job" (my only job) I babysit. Kids are great. I do like them. But I don't think I'd ever have my own children. If you have your own you can't "hand them back" at the end of the night. That's why I'll get some more cats when I move out. Things that annoy me: 1) Soda machines that refuse to take your dollar, and then aren't "taking change." 2) Georgia drivers who randomly stop in the middle of the street. For no reason other than to look at the sign that says "EAT." 3) My dog. She "pees her pants." and is constantly up my butt. 4) How no matter which lane I choose, the other is always going faster. 5) How no matter which kind of drink I choose at a restaurant, it always tastes like they spilled bug repellent in it. 6) The girl in front/behind/besides me at a Hanson concert that just CANT keep her shirt on or feels the need to wave a sign and scream until my ears bleed. 7) When you buy a "bagel/toast" toaster, open it up, set it up, and go to put a nice fresh bagel in the new toaster. And it doesn't fit in the nice, new BAGEL toaster. 8) Spotted glasses. Spotted knives. Spotted anything. And don't say they are "clean." Clean means if the glass is clear, I should only be able to see my hand on the other side holding it. No crusties, no 'water spots' and certainly no 'lip prints.' 9) People who do not wash their hands after using the bathroom and then offer you a certs that they just touched with those unwashed hands. 10) When no matter which radio station you turn to, it's on commercial. 11) When no matter which TV channel you to turn to, it's on commercial. 12) This question: "You actually like Hanson?" 13) Math from 5th grade on. And no, Mr. Smith (my 8th grade math teacher) I still haven't used that horrid algebra you forced into my brain. I doubt I ever will. 14) People who their native language is English and they still have improper grammar. Improper grammar? I'm being too kind. People that kill the King's English make my skin crawl. 15) When you pull into a gas station and there's that one perfect spot, you know, the only one left, you pull up to it. Smile. Because you got this perfect spot. Laugh at the people now waiting in line because you got this last perfect spot. You go up to the pump and it reads: Out of order. 16) Any time you buy something that says "Easily Assembled!" and you find yourself looking at the "easy" directions and wondering if they included the Greek Manual instead. 17) AOL when it just randomly gives you this message: "AOL has stopped responding." Hmmm... 18) Getting incredibly painful sunburn, where you're holding your arms out and carfeully prancing from foot to foot. And then having someone say "you're burnt!!" 19) Being a prefectionist and you've alphabetized your 300+ CD collection. You sit back. You grin contentedly. Then find "Alanis Morisette" behind you. Then having to take each one out and move them one down. 20) People who hate cats and own an igauna and think it's so "cool" and "affectionate." mhm. I don't know if there is anything else you care to know about me. If there is, umm... email me? Email Me! |