Wagner's Links
My Biography (under construction)
Little known facts about Yours Truly
My Cool Stuff-including the Assassin's Blade, my 1941 Staff Car, and more!
Wagner's WWII Portrait Gallery
I am NOT the Champion Eternal!!!!
Gecko and Why I Can't Stand Him
Portrait gallery of my younger and older selves...
Back to the Albatros Hotel
Wilkommen im...hey! STORMY! Does that skull and crossbones HAVE to be there?
Yes. It looks cool.
But this is MY webpage.
You're a fictional character, Wags. You can't have a real-life webpage.
Why not?
Read my lips. YOU'RE NOT REAL.
*folds his arms* If I'm not real, then who are you arguing with?
*blinks* Good point...
Thank you.
My name is Richard S. Wagner *bows* Welcome to my webpage. Here is where you'll find my opinion pages, my photo gallery, and my biography...edited, of course.
*whispers* That's what he thinks.
What was that, Stormy?
Nothing.