Cultin: So Mulder, what do you think? Does this look like the work of little green men?
Cultin: Excuse me?
Mulder: Grey. You said green men. The reticulant skin tone is actually grey. They're notorious for there extraction of terrestrial human livers. Due to iron depletion in the Reticulan galaxy.
Cultin: You can't be serious?
Mulder: Do you have any idea what liver and onions go for in Reticula?
Scully: Mulder, you are jeopardizing my stakeout.
Scully: Oh God, Mulder, it smells like... I think it's bile.
Mulder: How can I get it off my fingers fast without betraying my cool exterior?
Mulder: Do you find me spooky?
Mulder: I have a reputation?
Scully: That's why Belvins has you hidden away down here.
Mulder: You're down here, too.
Mulder: You wouldn't shoot an unarmed man would 'ya copper?
Mulder: Sometimes the need to mess with their heads, outweighs the millstone of humiliation.
Mulder: So what's this, the Anti-Waltons?
Mulder: You have any Dramamine? These things always make me seasick.
Scully: Is this what it takes to climb the ladder, Colton?
Colton: All the way to the top.
Scully: Then I can't wait until you fall off and land on your ass.