Welcome to the new Chicken-man DHZ!
From the original party dude, Chicken-man!
What's your New Year's Resolution?
10. Goku: "I want... food! Can I have food, ChiChi?"
9. Gohan: "I resolve to not be a nerd! Ooh, Science Monthly..."
8. Yajirobe: "I resolve to lose weight... Bah, who am I kidding? Pass the donuts."
7. ChiChi: "People keep suggesting I should resolve to nag less, I don't know why..."
6. Cell: "I just want to get away from Recoome's stench, Freeza's nagging, and I never want to hear 'Rock Paper Scissors' again!"
5. Vegeta: "Same one I have every year. I will be stronger than Kakarot!"
4. Master Roshi: "I resolve to only watch thirty hours of porn a week."
3. Buu: "Buu stop turning people to candy. Buu go buy candy instead!"
2. Yamcha: "I resolve to find a nice man and settle down-- girl! I said girl!"
1. Krillin: "I will be taller!"
Worst FUNImation screw-up of the moment:
"Am I right, Goku baby?"
Happy New Year, everybody!
2004 rapidly approaches and it's
only a few days until we can cast away the old shackles of 2003 guilt
and failed resolutions, and leap into a new year full swing!
So out with the party hats, pop those champagne corks and party all night long!
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This site last updated 30-Dec-03.