You know you go to Temple when...
-You know who Mendall is and he has at one time or another asked you for a spare quarter.
-Freddie the bum has done pushups on his thumbs for you and friends.
-When Bill Cosby is at all graduations and freshman move-in days.
-You feel spoiled having your own bathroom when visiting other dorms at other schools.
-police and ambulance sirens ring in your ear at least three times a day.
-Clay Aiken and Kelly Clarkson fans invade your campus for a concert at the Liacouras center.
-3/4 of the people you meet are majoring in a science or are in the pharmacy program.
-Every 15 minutes a car alarm goes off outside of your window.
-You know what gaurds are working on what nights, and what ones will let you in when you are wasted.
-You have to take core curriculum courses that have nothing to do with your major...i.e. "Introduction to Dance as an Art" and "World Religions".
-The people you see in your classes look like "goody-goodys" until you see them at a party drunk and going insane.
-The maroon swoosh outfits classify you as a member of a D1 sports team.
-half of the people (instructors included)in your science courses are from another country and can't speak english.
-After being extremely intoxicated at a party you go to The Owlsnest.
-You go to "Foodway" to buy your 40's and are greeted by the small asian man because college kids consuming malt liquor is his only business.
-You have to bring your ID card everywhere in order to get into almost every building on campus.
-anyone who you meet tells you they live in J&H or Peabody and you laugh or say, "That sucks".
-You aren't gauranteed housing once you have 90 credits
-your shoes turn gray after ten minutes in the basement of a party.
-half of the juniors and seniors at Temple left Drexel because "it sucked".
-your friends fall out of cars, crack their heads on broad street and their temple hospital bill is more then their tuition.
-When "Joe the Messiah" preaches about God by the bell tower at least once a week.
-You step on a crack pipe and syringes walking to a party off campus.
-you hate PSU
-every school on the East Coast is off for a blizzard and Temple isn't.
-you go to fourth meal wasted and eat everything in sight.
-people who don't go to temple visit and ask what "the sac" is..
-your orientation consisted of a police officer teaching you how to present yourself to strangers when walking off campus.
