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Web site for the insane and stupid but not for the moronic people!
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GO jump off a Bridge!
What you thought this was going to be about jumping off a cliff. Well, if you want to go ahead no one is stopping you just make sure that there is no water by it. Therefore, you don't have a chance of landing in it and surviving the fall. If you have never jumped off a bridge do it! Just make sure that the water is deep so you don't hit the bottom and break something unless I don't like you then you can break your leg for all I care. For the really insane you can always try to do a back flip off it that is always fun. If you want even more fun and you are by a bridge that you can stand under you can tie a rope on to it and swing off into the water. All of this was shown to me by some crazy guys trying to have fun in Colorado. “Can I get a WOAH MISSOURI?”
;) Election Day
WOAH MISSOURI! Well now that that’s out of the way, we can get started. What does local election time mean to you? Patriotism? Voting? Assassination attempts? Well election time to the completely insane and stupid (an assassination attempt is just moronic. don't attempt, it) means doing something that has no personal gain but a huge risk to you're wallet and personal record. That's right, stealing "Vote for" signs. Let me re-phrase that, stealing is wrong. We collect them. What could be more fun then running around strait into the front yard of a tiny house with the lights on in the ghetto? And all for what? That’s right, a tiny plastic or paper sign you can do nothing with! For the really insane, little signs won’t cut it. No, you have to go out and get the big ones. You know the ones I'm talking about, the big wood ones that either need to be help down with sand bags or impaled in the ground. Some people makes games out of such activities, like setting goals f or a night, or goals over a year. Maybe you split up into two groups and see who can get more. But for a small group this wasn’t good enough. No, we didn’t settle for collecting signs, we relocated them. "Why is that fun," you might ask. The answer to this lies in the where. They happened to be in the front yard of a certain girl. We'll call her butters for the sake of this article. "Still what’s funny about that?" Ahhh to think with logic again. The funny part would be the number of signs that went into the yard, somewhere between 80 and 100. Oh but it doesn’t end there, oh no. There also were around six large signs, and I mean large. This elite group was up until four A.M placing them, making 2 trips. "Well you just put them all way out in Butters yard." Oh so wrong. Many of the signs were lined up by her front door, and set off the cone on her doorstep oh so nicely. The best part, Butters is giving us the signs back. Oh, whatever we will do with them? Well I don't want to take them away from their new home...back to Butters yard it is! It's going to be a fun night...
By Monkey Hater
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