I wanna kill shit. For the longest of times, I thought I was of the average intelligence. I was a straight C student (still am) and I thought pursuing my low standards would proclaim a sense of normalcy. However, after completing two years at my local State University and seeing people fail miserably at countless elementary academics, I now realize that I somehow excel severely above average American intelligence.

I'm cool with that. Now herein lies the problem: I program complex binary search trees in JAVA, integrate over three-dimensional surfaces, conceptualize multifaceted Stack Relative Addressing in ASM implementing recursion and Floating Point representation, and I have a future... yet I can't seem to find myself into any female panties. Noooo, all the intellectually challenged people get the action and what not. What kinda fucking dumb asses procreate with other dumb asses to further our species into the rectum of Darwinian Thought?

Thus, I created this website. I've met so many dumb assess that I decided to dedicate a sizable piece of cyberspace to them. So please, join me in an intelligent conversation and enjoy my website designed and directed by me and crafted by hordes of immigrant workers and legions of potheads all in the sake of merciless entertainment.

" ...we live in better times where the chinese are slowly dying off and indians will soon nuke themselve to extinction"
-Me (refering to the SARS epidemic and India obtaining the nuke)

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