* When 2002 has graduated and gone, 2003 will party on, 2004 will think their cool, But 2005 will always rule!
* Beer:helping white guys dance since 1862.
* I'm an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to hold the halo up straight!
* I'm not inconsiderate! I just honestly don't give a shit!
* I wish my mom told me the same thing about guys as she did about scary movies "Don't worry honey they're all fake"
* Star light, star bright, where the hell is Mr. Right?
* Love is like a cloud...love is like a dream...love is one world and everything in between...Love is a fairy tale come true.. because I found love when I found you.
* A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have.
* What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry?
* East to the sea, West to the land, Death to the bitch that touches my man.
* Everyday before school I try and look my best, but then I come to school and see all the rest, they are beautiful and popular, the exact opposite of me, but I hope that you can love me for what I can be.
* If you need space join NASA baby!!!
* I'm sweet like sugar, soft like suede, but unlike Nintendo I never get played.
* I'm sugar & spice & everything nice... before you mess with me... you best think twice.
* I am a princess, I live in the clouds, If you wanna kick it with me, You better bow down, So get on your knees, And call me you highness, Cause baby believe me I'm the finest.
* Bitches like me live like queens, Sluts like you live on your knees!
* I'm a bitch and I got class, mess with me and I'll kick your ass. So for all you hoes that think you're cool, just remember bitches rule.
* I wanted to kill the sweetest person alive, but then I realized...Oh yeah! That would be suicide!
* He sees beyond the darkest clouds, He knows my soul, Will he be my boy?, When the time is right, He will be my light, He is my angel.
* The heart looks for love. The soul looks for it's mate. Together they find what their looking for true love.
* You spend twelve years of your life learning how to live, but everytime you try to live in those twelve years you're told you're wrong. Then everyone you've grown to love is taken away and scattered. That's what they should teach: how to say goodbye and let go.
* I've learned that good-byes will always hurt, pictures never replace having been there, memories, good or bad, will bring tears, and words can never replace feelings.
* It's amazing when two strangers become the best of friends, but devastating when two best friends become strangers.
* I'm through with guys, they all tell lies, they break our hearts and make us cry. Loving guys is such a sin.. whoa, check out that guy that just walked in.
* Love is like quicksand. The deeper you fall in, the harder it is to get out.
* There's a light at the end of every tunnel.. just pray it's not a train.
* If I could be an angel, I'd make all your wishes come true.. but I'm only human.. a girl who loves you.
* He holds me when I start to cry, and makes me smile with just his eyes. He shares my hopes, my dreams, my fears and wipes away all my tears. I love him with all my heart without regret, it's just.. I haven't found him yet. If the only possible way we could be together is in my dreams, then I'll sleep forever.
* This time it's over, I'm keeping my heart, I'm gonna be strong and not fall apart. It'll get better, I'll no longer cry, in a couple of weeks, I won't want to die. I won't wanna go back, I'll be able to sleep, it won't hurt so bad, and it won't feel so deep.
* I'm convincing myself, Yes, I'll find someone new, I won't be alone, and I won't be with you. You're waiting for me to crawl back to your side, but no, not this time, I'm keeping my pride. So goodbye forever, I'll be on my way, it'll take time, but it'll be OK.
* Never under estimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
* What is love and what does it define? Who's to say and who's to draw the line? And within this world, and all it's fuss, who's to say if it's love or just a crush?
* Goodnight little star, maybe tonight my wish will come true. Sleep tight little star, I'll be dreaming along with you. And if tomorrow I wake up and he's still just my friend, then I'll see you tomorrow night little star and wish upon you again.
* Not all men go to Heaven, because if they did, it would be Hell.
* There were moments we laughed and cried. We always stood by each other's side. Those many days we spent together, will be in my heart forever.
* A girl and guy can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other. Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, maybe forever... but it'll happen.
* You will wonder where he is at night, you'll wonder if he's true. One moment you'll be happy, the next you'll be blue. If you get a chance to see him, your heart starts to dance. Your life revolves around him, there's nothing like romance.
* The opposite sex is like the most dangerous and addictive drug out there. But the high is unlike anything else.
* If you really love something, set it free, if it comes back it's yours, if I doesn't, it wasn't meant to be.
* I don't want to cry a tear for you, so forgive me if I do. I'd do anything, I'd give you give you my world. I'd wait forever to be your girl.
* I miss you a little, I guess you could say. A little too much, a little too often and a little more each day.
* The last time my heart was broken, I thought that it was through. I swore I'd never love again, and I believed that this was true. But when you walked into my life again, and the second your eyes met mine, I know you were worth loving one last time.
* I hated the rain, until I danced with you. Then, like the rain, I fell for you. It's true we don't know what we have until it's gone, but it's also true we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
* Guys are like roller coasters. They either make you sick or are the thrill of your life.
* May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human, enough hope to make you happy and enough money to buy me gifts.
* There are things the person whom you would like to hear them from, but don't be so deaf as not to hear it from the one who says it from his heart.
* The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.
* When the door of happiness closes, another opens but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has been opened for us.
* Those who go through life without a goal, discover that in the end their life was meaningless.
* We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere.
* Every girl is a beautiful princess. They all wear the crown of beauty and bliss and may kiss many frogs before finding that Prince Charming.
* A true friends stabs you in the front.
* I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.
* He who wants a rose must respect a thorn.
* Experience is the hardest kind of teacher. It gives you the test first, and the lesson afterward.
* I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
* It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel.
* We find love not by finding someone perfect but, by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
* Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend.
* Of all the words of tongue & pen, the saddest are, "It could've been."
* If I were a computer...I'd shut down and reboot my life.
* Most of the trouble in the world is caused by people wanting to be important.
* If I could learn from all my mistakes, I'd be a genius.
* Even if we never talk again after tonight, please remember that I am forever changed by who you are and what you meant to me.
* A memory of true love is like a favorite song; no matter how many times it plays again, you never get tired of it.
* I believe in angels, the kind God sends, I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my friends.
* Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.
* Friends are God's way of apologizing to us for our families.
* To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your own path, and don't worry about the darkness- for that is when the stars shine the brightest.
* Friends are the best thing in the world. They are special because they don't love each other because they have to, but because they want to.
* Maybe this world is another worlds hell.
* What bothers you more stepmother, that I am common or that I am competition?
* When people discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.
* May your life be like toilet paper long and useful.
* The First Lady just asked me to get boozy with her. You don't think I wanna write a book someday?
* I can't computer generate images of the First Lady.
* Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you're going to get.
* Parents, you can't live with them, you can't pay for your cell phone without them.
* Life sucks, people suck.
* Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
* We feel good.Oh, we feel so good.Ugh.
* Some people give time, some money, some their skill and connections; some literally give their blood…but everyone has something to give.
* You do foolish things in the name of love, so you might as well do them with enthusiasm.
* Death. What a great teacher you are. Yet few of us elect to learn from you, about life. That is the essence of death's teaching, life. Death is not an elective. One day we all will take the class. The wise student audit the class in the early class in the early years and find enlightenment. They are prepared when graduation day comes.
* Red Bull gives you wings!!!
* Honey, what's the setting for chiffon?
* Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile.
* If you're like me, you probably think falling in love over a modem is unusual and perhaps even rare. But, like me, you would be wrong....
* We don’t love qualities, we love persons; sometimes by reason of their defects as well as of their qualities.
* The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover.
* In America the President reigns for four years, and Journalism governs for ever and ever.
* Beware the politically obsessed. They are often bright and interesting, but they have something missing in their natures; there is a hole, an empty place, and they use politics to fill it up. It leaves them somehow misshapen.
* Nobody's really a virgin. Life screws us all.
* I am tired of being everybody's butt monkey!
* If you don't have something nice to say, say it often!
* No offense, but why are old ladies allowed to dye their hair purple and blue, but if we younger people do it, we're considered weird?
* I am not drunk, I'm just tipsy.
* If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own..
* I'm out of bed and dressed, What more do you want?
* Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
* We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
* Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill them.
* LOVE: two vowels, two consonants, two fools.
* Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an idiot!
* The I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
* California is full - go away
*I would sum up my fear about the future in one word: boring. And that’s my one fear: that everything has happened; nothing exciting or new or interesting is ever going to happen again . . . the future is just going to be a vast, conforming suburb of the soul.
* In taking out an insurance policy one pays for it in dollars and cents, always at liberty to discontinue payments. If, however, woman’s premium is a husband, she pays for it with her name, her privacy, her self respect, her very life, “until death doth part.
* I’ve only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.
* I have the same goal I’ve had ever since I was a girl. I want to rule the world.
* The Miss America contest is . . . the most perfectly rendered theater in our culture, for it so perfectly captures what we yearn for: a low-class ritual, a polished restatement of vulgarity, that wants to open the door to high-class respectability by way of plain middle-class anxiety and ambition.
* A good part and definitely the most fun part of being a feminist is about frightening men.
* Life was so much easier when your clothes didn't match and boys had cooties.
* Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they're OK, you're it.
* I think, therefore I'm single.
* DO NOT DISTURB I'm disturbed enough already.
* It's funny how a heart is two tear drops upside down.
* Always wear cute pajamas to bed you'll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
* If at first you dont suceed maybe failing is your thing.
* Don't ever confuse the two, your life and your work. The second is only part of the first.
* People don't talk about the soul very much anymore. It's so much easier to write a resume than to craft a spirit. But a resume is a cold comfort on a winter night, or when you're sad, or broke, or lonely, or when you've gotten back the test results and they're not so good.
* I learned to love the journey, not the destination. I learned that it is not a dress rehearsal, and that today is the only guarantee you get.
* I used to be kinda slutty...but not so much anymore.