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[3:00
pm]
The
day is dull and overcast. Grey clouds loom ominously over the city.
People hurry to get thier shopping done before the downpour begins.
Movie theatrer storefronts, although usually filled with people
standing outside waiting for a movi to start, are empty. Everyone is
inside, not wanting to be caught in the rain. Suddenly, a bright
flash splits the sky in two followed by a loud clap of thunder and
moments later the sky opens up and emits a downpour of water. One
woman with long black hair, dressed in a pair of black and pink raver
pants and a black tee-shirt that reads "Go Away I have enough
friends" on it rushes through the rain and into the movie
theater. She wipes herself off quickly in the bathroom before buying
her ticket. She saunters up to the counter. The woman looks at her
and her eyes widen.
Girl:
Oh my goodness! Are you Kiva? The new DMX wrestler?
Kiva:
Yes. Can I just get one ticket to...
She
stands back quickly and looks at the options. Out of the corner of
her eye she sees a flash of bright yellow. She turns to see a man
wearing a yellow shirt. She smiles softly.
Kiva:
What did he buy a ticket to?
The
girl looks at the man Kiva is pointing to.
Girl:
Him? Oh that gorgeous man bought a ticket to see Resident Evil two.
Kiva:
Did he buy one ticket or two?
Girl:
One. why?
Kiva:
Dont worry about it. Just give me one ticket to Resident Evil two.
Kiva
slaps the money on the counter and snatches up her ticket. She goes
into the theater and takes a seat a couple rows behind the man she
spotted in the lobby. The lights go off and just as they do, a young
woman sits next to the man. He turns and greets her with a smile
before the movie starts. Kiva looks as if her heart has sunk to her
toes.
[5:30-ish]
The
movie is let out. The man Kiva was looking at in the lobby and the
young lady that sat next to him walk out of the theater together
laughing and talking about the movie. Kiva slowly saunters out eyeing
the two. She begins to wonder who she is. Suddenly there is a tap at
her shoulder. She turns around to see a little kid staring at her.
Kiva:
Oh Aren't you adorible. Where is your mommy?
Little
Boy: She is over there. I just wanted to ask if you are that girl in
the DMX.
Kiva:
Yes I am. Why? You want an autograph or something?
Little
Boy: Yes please.
Kiva:
Forget it. I havent even had a match yet. Im a nobody until I prove
everything Ive said is true. I am not here for fame and fortune. Im
in the DMX to prove I am better than everyone else.
The
little boy hangs his head and turns to walk away. Suddenly upset
that she upset the boy, Kiva sighs.
Kiva:
Do you have a pen and paper?
The
little boy's eyes brighten and he excitedly hands her a paper and
pen. As she is signing the paper, she glances at the man to see if he
is watching her. She cant help but wonder if he noticed her being
nice to the boy. Suddenly the girl he is with laughs and throws her
arms around him. Ke kisses her on the cheek and hugs her back. They
part ways. Kiva sighs again and hands the boy his pen and paper back.
Kiva:
Run along I have something to do.
She
stands up and the boy thanks her before running back to his mom.
Kiva turns and walks to the door. Once outside she heads to her car.
AS she is unlocking the door, somene shouts "Hold up! Wait!"
She looks around and spots a short skinny man of about 19. He has
orange hair and a goatee. He rushes up to her car, out of breath.
Man:
Hi. My name is Dave, everyone calls me DK. I work for an internet
radio station called JuggaloradioDOTcom. I was wondering if you would
put on of our stickers on your car? I noticed the hatchetmen.
He
holds out a sticker. It has a version of the running hatchetman but
instead of a hatchet, he has a walkman and headphones on. It says
"Honk if you love Sugar" on it and below that
"www.juggaloradioDOTcom" She takes it and slaps it on the
back seat passenger window.
DK:
Thanks alot. One more thing. Would you like a job at JR?
Kiva:
No thanks. I have a job already. its very demanding and I will be
travelling quite a bit.
DK:
I know. You are Kiva. I seen you on TV a couple times already. That
is why I asked if you wanted a job. You can promote for JR where you
travel. Like a street team that travels.
DK
smiles as she thinks about it.
DK:
Tell you something. Why dont you come down to the station tonight
and I can interview you on air. You can talk all about the DMX and
anything else you wish to talk about.
Kiva:
I dont know. I mean, does anyone actually listen to that station. I
mean it is on the internet.
DK:
We have had a record listening total of one thousand listeneners at
one time and the fewest has been recorded as one hundred. I know
those are actually pretty small numbers but we are growing
constantly. Just come by and do an interview. It cant hurt.
Kiva:
Alright I will be there. Do you have dirrections?
DK
hands her a piece of paper and she places in her pocket. He thanks
her and rushes off to give out more stickers. She gets in the car and
starts it. "Suicide Hotline" begins blasting through the
speakers of her car as she speeds away.
[8:00
pm]
Kiva's
car pulls into a space at a large house. The yard is filled with
lawn knomes and plastic flamingos. She shakes her head at the
cheesiness thats when she notices the large red hatchetman sticker in
the basement window. She figures this has to be the place. She knocks
on the door and an elderly lady opens the door. Kiva introduces
herself and asks for Dave. The lady invites her in and shows her to
the basement where there is a computer and a couple of microphones
set up. DK is seated at his computer with a headset on. He looks up
and waves her over.
DK:
Wut up ninjas, I have a special surprise for all my little pudding
pops out there. Im sure many of you hve heard of Death Match Extreme
better known as DMX. Well in a few moments joining me will be none
other than newcomer KIVA. So send in any questions you have to
dkNINJA at juggaloradio dot com. While you are all doing that shit,
imma play you some music. Enjoy the smooth melodic sounds of nails n
a chalkboard. Just kidding. Here it is by popular request...the Neden Game.
DK
presses clicks a few buttons with his mouse and turns to Kiva.
DK:
Ok this is simple. I ask you questions, you answer. Elaborate as
much or as little as you want. You will speak into this mic. Its
simple as that. Let me log into my email here and see what we have
for questions. Its java enabled so that it is almost like AOL where
it lets me know right away of new mail.
He
types his password and username in quickly and scans the email. He
writes down a few of the questions. Then he clicks a few buttons on
the computer again with the mouse and begins talking again.
DK:
Well wasnt that fun kiddies?! Welcome Kiva. Its great to have you
herein the studio.
Kiva:
Its good to be here. It is..quaint.
DK:
Well lets get to the questions. This one comes from XdevilznevacryX
at hotmail dot com. Devilz wants to know if you have ever swam in a
chocolate river and had a radioactive shark with egg eyes bite your
ear off?
Kiva:
What the hell? No I dont think that has ever happened to me. DK Why
would you read that question?
DK:
Because it was funny and this kid is probably twelve years old and
couldnt think of anything else. Our policy here is to read everything
and anything sent to us no matter how rediculous.
Kiva:
Ok ok. Next question?
DK:
This one comes from one of our regular listeners, Sikclown. Sik
writes: The DMX is a highly respected wrestling promotion Why do you
think you can walk into the DMX and expect everyone to fear you and
respect you? You are nothing more than a cocky little bitch who
thinks she is the best but has yet to prove so. Well it seems
Sikclown has a point. Although I do not agree with the name calling.
Kiva:
Well DK, Sikclown is right. It is a well-respected establishment.
However, I dont expect anyone to fear me...yet. I expect everyone to
give me the same respect they would want for themselves however, once
they face me in the ring, they will know the truth...that I am better
than them. When I finally get ym first match, I will prove this
without a doubt. But this Monday, there will be a taste of what I can
and will do. I promise you that. One member of the DMX will feel what
it is like to face me.
DK:
Well said, Kiva. This next question comes from someone named
Eminemisafag. He or she writes: The last time the DMX cameras seen
Justin Daniels, he mentioned you, Kiva. He gave you mad props and
said he believes you just may be a cut above the rest of your gender.
He also said and I quote: "I personally would love a match with
you just to see if you are half as good as you claim. I really
dont think that women are inferior to men or any of that sexist
crap, but at 5 8 and 180 pounds you are at a significant
disadvantage. You are quite a bit shorter then most of the men here
and also quite a bit lighter. If you can overcome that then you are
an excellent competitor." What is your response to this? Do you
plan on facing him? And if so, do you hope t win?
Kiva:
Yes he did say that. Justin, I dont know if you're listening hun but
Yuo dont stand a chance against me. You and I may be pretty closely
matched but I am just a little bit better. As to the facts of me
being smaller, he is correct. I am shorter and lighter but the
smaller I am the quicker I can move. Im a fighter. I dont give in. I
wish it was me in that bed of nails match. Now why would I want to be
in such a brutal match with him? Because it would give me a chance to
prove just how good I really am. Yes Justin is a rookie just like me
but I will advance in my career. He will stay a low to mid carder for
the rest of his time here in the DMX. I do plan on facing him. Do i
hope to win? No. I know I will win. One more question. I have to go.
DK:
Alright. Lets see...This one comes from Kayleeisagoddess at aol dot
com. Kaylee wants to know if you plan on going after any titles.
Kiva:
What kind of competitor would I be if I didnt go after any titles?
Of course I am going to go after titles. As soon as I am able to I
will begin taking titles from the hands of the current owners. As a
matter of fact, if any of the title holders are listening, who wants
to challenge me? Actually anyone at all. I take all challenges. I
will be the only person to be undefeated here. I promise you all I am
not just talkking the talk. I can and will walk the walk.
DK:
Alright. Well listeners that is the end of the interview. Thank you
for stopping by Kiva. Here is some music for you all to kill your
parents to.
DK
presses a few buttons again and takes his headset off. He walks her
to the front door.
DK:
Thanks again and good luck with your wrestling.
Kiva:
Thank you but I dont need luck. I have skill. Good luck with the
station. Good bye and thank you for having me here.
Kiva
gets in the car and speeds off.
***for
anyone who likes eminem..the sn eminemisafag was created by someone
I know. It is not an oppinion shared by me. lol *** |