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[Scene: Demonica is sitting in the ICW Interview
Room. She has a metal nail file with which she is filing her nails.
She scrutinizes every person who walks by. She sighs irritably and
pulls an envelope out of her jacket pocket. Finally a young blonde
woman walks by. She glances at Demoniac and quickens her steps.
Demonica notices and shouts.]
Demonica: HEY! You! Get over here. Sit in that
chair and interview me.
Woman: But I havent any questions prepared.
Demonica: I have your questions right here. You
will ask these and only these.
Woman: What about a cameraman? Shouldnt we film
this?
Demonica: You dont worry about that. Just interview me.
[Scene: The woman shakily walks over to her seat
and takes teh envelope from Demonica's hands. She watches as Demonica
files her nails into perfect tips before begining.]
Woman: Hello and welcome to Behind the Scenes. I am
here with ICW newcomer Demonica. Last Night on Friday night Riot
Demonica made quite an impression. I have here some questions I wish
to ask you. First off what is your faveorite flavor Kool Aid?
[Scene: The woman looks at Demonica in disbelief.
Had she just read that right? Did Demonica actually want her to ask
this question?]
Demonica: Well Susan...
[Scene: The woman interrupts her.]
Woman: My name is actually Debby.
[Scene: Demonica looks at Debby and continues]
Demonica: As I was saying Susan, my faveorite
flavor Kool Aid is Strawberry. But I also favor the lemon-lime
flavor.
[Debby looks at the paper for the next question and
again wonders is Demonica is serious.]
Debby: Interesting. My next question is How do you
prefer your eggs?
Demonica: Susan, I like my eggs rather scrambled.
But you know how sometimes you're just in the dipping mood so you
just HAVE to have sunny side up so you can dip your toast into the
yolk. But mostly I like them scrambled.
[Once more Debby looks at the paper. she thinks to
herself this question is rediculous.]
Debby: Demonica my next question may seem a little
fetched but have you ever gone swimming in the pond and had your foot
bitten off by a radioactive rubber shark?
[Scene: Demonica looks to actually be contemplating
an answer when suddenly she leans forward and points her nail file at
Debbys throat.]
Demonica: That question WAS NOT on the list. I told
you to stick to the list.
Debby: B-but that IS on the list. See? Here right
here.
[Scene: She points to the last question.]
Demonica: I did NOT put any question on the list
about my match. You said and I quote "How do you feel about your
upcoming match against Amy Lee, Booker T, Eric Vault and Tombstone?
Are you nervous at all? Do you have any reservations?" I heard
you loud and clear woman!
[Scene: Debby looks around for other people to
witness the outburst afraid of becoming physically hurt. She sees none.]
Debby: I am sorry but that is not what I asked. You
must have heard me wrong.
Demonica: I do not hear voices. I SWEAR I don't!
Stop accusing me! Shut up! All of you! Every one of you. I see you
over there behind the camera. Stop laughing at me.
Debby: Demonica, there is no one in this room but
you and I.
Demonica: I said stop laughing!
[Scene: Demonica throws her file at the
"cameraman" and sighs]
Demonica: Well since you brought it up I may as
well discuss some things about this match. Who are my opponents again?
Debby: One of them is a guy named Tombstone.
[Scene: Demonica laughs]
Demonica: Tombstone? Is he serious? Whats his
finishing move called the Tombstone Piledriver? My goodness. Some
people are just so un-creative. Does he seriously think he is scaring
anyone with that horrendous name? HEY! WHAT DID I SAY?! I SAID SHUT
THE HELL UP!
Debby: I didnt say...
Demonica: ALL OF YOU GO TO HELL! As I was saying.
This Tombstone guy. Like countless other rookies will walk in this
match and think hes the biggest and baddest mother fucker there ever
was to walk this earth and he will last about five minutes and then
after that he will last about two weeks in ICW. And how do I know
this? Statistics. Ive been a fan of ICW for years now and Ive seen it
happen. And Its not enough that we have this moron Lisa Marie
prancing around saying "oooh I get no respect. Im sick of
losing." Its called get a clue you dumb tramp. People dont
respect you because you've no talent. You complain and whine all day
long instead of doing what you're good at and that is giving head
shots to the boss to get some decent matches. But as I was saying,
its not enough that we have her...but now we have this Amy Lee broad.
GEEEEZUS! When will these women learn? When will they learn that it
takes a certain type to make it? You not only have to enjoy physical
pain but get off on it as well. Listen here Amy Lee, Im not going to
take it easy on you. No way. As a matter of fact, you're the one I
want to beat the hell out of the most. I know you havent done a thing
to me. Its just I dont take kindly to women. You all just want to be
like the past great women and you just...cant. HEY! I SEE YOU! GET
OUT OF THAT CAMERA!
Debby: Who is in teh camera? Oh nevermind you're
crazy. Continue please.
Demonica: Im not crazy. Just because you only
believe what your eye can percieve doesnt mean that all that there
is. So FUCK OFF! Eric Vault now there is a guy with a neat little
name. However it doesnt impress me. O I can hear his reply. "Im
not here to impress you" Well then Eric, what ARE you here for?
Fame? Fortune? You will be famous. Famous for losing the quickest
ever in ICW history. Your fortune will be bad fortune. You will lose
everything you have ever worked for. But then again with a name like
Eric Vault one would assume you hadnt had to work a day in your life.
So again I ask you why the hell are you here?
[Scene: Demonica looks at Debby as if expecting an
answer. Debby shrugs and Demonica carries on with her insane little rant.]
Demonica: And Finaly...Hey! Quit it! Leave me
alone. No. Not now. Dont DO THIS! Stop! aRRRRG!
[Scene: Demonica bends over and clutches her head.
A moment later she leans back and relaxes. She smiles slightly and
continues as if nothing had happened.]
Demonica: Now where was she? Oh yes she was going
to rant about Booker T wasnt she?
Debby: She?
Demonica: Yes. Demonica was. You dont realize there
was a personality change. I am Demonica v. 2. When I get bored I take
over. Sort of like a split personality exceot we are both aware at
all times. I know wht she says and she knows what say. I am the part
of her psyche that she wont let loose. She wants to but just wont. So
shall I continue?
Debby: If you must.
Demonica: The final opponent in this match is
Booker T. Booker you dont want to step in the ring with us. We are
not stable in the least bit. We see demons and spirits. We hear
voices that no one else hears. We have killed and wont hesitate to do
so again. I hope you like Blood, Booker because there will be alot of
it spilled on Friday and it wont be ours. Friday I am going to show
you what it is like to have a demon run you through without remorse,
without pity. Demonica may well walk into the ring but I will be the
one walking out. We may have blood on our body but it will be from
the four of you and not from us. The Demon has arrived in ICW and is
ready to pave a path of pain and destruction...and you four are just
the begining.
[Scene: Demonica laughs. The laughter subsides
suddenly and Demonica looks upset.]
Demonica: Oh no....I have to go.
[Scene: Demonica races out of the room and Debby
stands on shaky legs and walks in teh oposite dirrection.] |