The Staging Area for The Long Journey to the Middle

Hello, everyone.
In attempting to answer that all important question, "why?", I shall give you several givens:

1.) I do not know who to make a website.
2.) I don't really want to ask those people I know that know how to make a website for help.
3.) I do not pay for LiveJournal, so I can't post links and stuff the way I want on there
outside of an entry.
4.) I'm a loser.
5.) I am bored.

So here, we have the Staging Area, where you can get some more background details about
me and why I suck.  Happy pointing and clicking.

Explore the Inner Depths of this Site:
About Me
Cast of Characters
Memorable Quotes and Dogmatic Sayings
Other Links

Or Go back to the Source of the Evil:
The Long Journey to the Middle's LiveJournal

Please direct all your rants and tantrums to Calvin: