
Part 1
While I was fuckin Mrs. Tribble I saw a light out of the window
I got up and took a look at it, and I ended up jizzing all over my window
I got pissed off so I went out side naked and started screaming at the light
The neighbors saw me naked so they called the cops
The cops show up and yell at me for being naked in a residential area
I get all pissed again,so I get on top of the car and piss on the windshield
The big nigger one grabs me and handcuffs me
Then they wrap me in a foil blanket and throw me in a cop car
Then I get all pissed off again, and I took a big shit on the seat
I smeared it in a circular motion with my crack
Then I got violent and banged my head on the window
Then the big nig ger one and asked me what that smell was
So I said I took a shit, and the big nig ger one hit me
They drove me to the station booked me, and took me in a room and told me to wait
I waited about 30 minutes
Then the 2 men in black came in
One stands in the corner and the other sits down
They asked me what I saw, and I told them I saw a UFO
He then told me I didn’t see a UFO
I then said you don’t tell me what I see
Then he said we can make you disappear
Then I told them not to threaten me
He then says we can make your wife, kids, and house disappear
Then he pulls a paper out that said I saw a helicopter and that I was drunk and high
So I signed it, then I asked what organization they were from
Then the one in the corner looked at the other and the 1st one said the meeting was over
The cops then took me and threw me into a cell
And the next day I was released and I went home.
Later that afternoon a black military helicopter flew over with no numbers on the tail
So I get all pissed off and started throwing shoes at the helicopter and screaming profanities
Then it quickly flew off
15 minutes later a black car pulls up, and the two men in black I saw the day before confront me
The one that didn’t talk cuffs me throws me in a sack and puts me in the trunk
I then start yelling, and Mrs Tribble comes up with a shoe and beats the one that talked yelling I saw it, I Saw it
The one that doesn’t talk pulls out a black object and hits her with it knocking her out
They then take her and throw her in the back seat and I am still in the trunk in the sack
I start to get pissed off, so I took a piss and yelled I pissed my sack, I pissed my sack
The car then starts driving
Were in there for 10 hours
I had to take a shit so I decided to shit my sack
Once we got to the destination they opened the trunk and asked whats that smell
I then reply I shit my sack
They pick me up and took me in a building and then into a room
They they bring Mrs Tribble in , She then starts biting the one that don’t talk so he pulls his object out and hits her again
They put her in the corner of the room all passed out
Then the one that talked sat me down and said “you witnessed something that you weren’t suppose to witness that you didn’t witness
What you saw was out of this world technology that you didn’t witness
There are beings that come here to this world that don’t exist
We have an actual alien being here but we don’t actually have it
Were gonna show you it, but you didn’t see it.
Then he says come with me
And then we all walked down a hall way
We come up to a locked door that opened by DNA finger prints
We go down another hall and in a cell is an alien standing there.
It then jizzing on us
And we get hit with a bluish goo. The man in black then opened the cell and hit it with the object knocking it out cold
While it’s on the ground it craps itself
The one that talked said “we showed you something that we didn’t show you
We walk down to the gate and I see Luther Reigns in a cell
Ed asks whats he doing here
He replys he’s not actually here, you didn’t see him
Luther Reigns says Give me some of them peas, I had peas before
We walked back to the security room where Mrs Tribble is getting up
As soon as she sees the men in black she throws a chair at the one that talks knocking him down
The 2nd one hits her with object again knocking her out
Then he dragged her out of the room and puts her in the car
And the one that talks put me back in my sack
I asked for a clean one and said your not in a sack it doesn’t exist
They drive me back to my house on the way I piss my sack again
They take me out of the sack and Mrs Tribble bytes the one that don’t talk
The 2nd one hits her with object again knocking her out cold
He dragged her to the steps and left her there
The one that talked said I didn’t witness anything
He said if anyone asked where we were to tell them we weren’t anywhere.
He says we will be watching you and digging threw your trash
They get back in the car and dvive off
Part 2
When I woke up the next morning.
I went outside and told Mrs Tribble to wake up
She jumped up and tried to hit me.
I had to tell her to settle down woman
I told her to get in the house and make my breakfast, and that I had the munchies
I went to the bedroom and cleaned the jizz off the window
I then sat down ate and discussed what happened the previous day
I asked Mrs Tribble what we would say if anyone asked where we were
She said she didn’t remember because she got hit in the head to much, but she wanted to tell the truth
I told her I saw one of the things and it jizzed on me. The one that didn’t talk hit it and it crapped itself
I then pointed to the jizz stain and said I was keeping it for evidence
Mrs Tribble said we can tell the story to the class today
I then say if we tell to them the MIB’s won’t be able to take us out, because they know if we disappeared it would be suspicious
Instead of reading the My Teachers an alien we will tell them about the real aliens and the government
Nothing happened until about 6 pm and then I hear a helicopter
So I went outside and it was a black military helicopters hovering around my house
So I got pissed off and gave it the finger
About a minute later Mrs Tribble comes out with a tire iron
She tries to throw it at the helicopter yelling get away from my fucking property
After about 7 minutes the helicopter flew off to the North East
Nothing else happened that night but I got to jizz again but not on the window
The next day we headed off to school
When the kids came in, I got my chair and sat next to the card system and stared at the kids
I heard this one kid talking about Stone Cold Steve Austin winning the title and I told him wrestling was trash
The kids looked at me and gave me a dirty look
I sit their eating an apple and cutting it up with my knife
Then it was first recess
I get up and start digging threw the desk of the kid that gave me the dirty look
I then pulled out my knife and started carving the desk, so he would get in trouble
The bell rang and Mrs Tribble went out and got the class
As soon as we got back Mrs Tribble was yelling at the kid that gave me the dirty look and another troubled kid for getting in a fight with a girl that they always went after.
She told the one that gave me the dirt look to move his card to yellow and told the other to move his to red and gave him a citation
He sat down and started sniffing it
Not much more happened except the kid that gave me the dirty look was beating on his desk
Then it was lunch and we went to the cafeteria
I forgot to bring lunch so I went down to the cafeteria and tried to steel kid’s food
I started taking French toast from the kid that gave me the dirty look
He asked me what I was doing I said im eating boy. While a kid was turned I stole his lunch box and ran back to the classroom
I then ate the food I stole
Then a juice box started giving me problems so I stabbed it with my knife and consumed its contents
The lunch bell rang and it was time to tell these young fucks about the aliens and government
When they came back in Mrs Tribble started yelling at the two kids again and they had to go moved their cards and they achieved double red
I told the kids we weren’t reading and I told them we were gonna tell them a true story that happened to us the other night
So I started
While I was fuckin Mrs. Tribble I saw a light out the window
I got up and took a look at it, and I ended up jizing on my window
I got pissed off so I went out side naked and started screaming at the light
The neighbors sat me naked so they called the cops
They cops show up and yell at me for being naked in a residential area
So I get all pissed again, I get on top of the car and pissed on the windshield
The big nigger one grabs me and handcuffs me
Then they wrap me in a foil blanket and throw me in a cop car
Then I get all pissed off again, and I took a big shit on the seat
I smeared it in a circular motion with my crack
Then I got violent and banged my head on the window
Then the door of the class room busted open and the MIB’s were back
The one that didn’t talk pulled out his black object
The one that talked said you can’t be telling these people what happened even though it didn’t happen you can’t tell them what didn’t happen
Mrs Tribble picked up the electric pencil sharpener and threw it at the one that talked
And the other one knocked her out cold with the black object
Then Mr. Ernst busted in yelling what the hell is going on in here
Then the MIB said you need to leave now and closed the door
He pulled the sack out again and I said Im not getting it that again it’s stained
Then they put me in the sack
I started pissing in it
One of the kids said that thing smells
I started to yell I pissed my sack I pissed my sack
The MIB that talked handed out documents and made the kids sign them.
The kid that gave me the dirty look raised his hand and said I saw a helicopter and I was drunk and high
The MIB says Sign it and he said were taking your teachers away but were not actually taking them away and there here
They then start dragging us down the hallways
They take us to the teachers parking lot, and puts Mrs Tribble in the back seat and me in the trunk
The car began to move
Part 3
So im still in the back of the car
I then had the urge to shit so I shit my sack and this was a big one so it took a while
We were driving for about an hour and not much happened until I here Mrs Tribble yelling
She was yelling “You fucking MIB’s can’t tell me what to do, and I fucking saw it and you know it”
I start hearing banging and the car is swerving and I can here other cars honking
I then hear a big thud and everything is Normal So I assume she was knocked out again
We drove for about another 4 hours then the car comes to a stop
The trunk opens and the MIB that talked said “what the hell happened in here”
I reply I shit my sack and I got it all over the trunk and it was the big one
The one that didn’t talk dragged my sack out and put me on the ground
Then they drag Mrs Tribble out and she starts kicking and fighting back
The one that didn’t talk knocked her out with the black object once again
They took me out of my sack and I realize we were in the middle of the dessert
The MIB’s then get in there car
I asked if they were just leaving us here
And they just drove off.
Several hours later Mrs Tribble wakes up and starts getting violent
I said calm down women
We were just sitting there and we were getting hungry and Mrs Tribble was pissed
Then when nightfall began we realized there was nothing left to do but fuck
We were right in the middle and I was tearing in
Then all of a sudden she was like ahhh ahhh I see it
I wasn’t sure what she was doing so I kept tearing in
Then a beam shot down and before I knew it we were on top of a table
I then rolled off and hit the ground and that’s when 3 aliens walk in
All of a sudden Mrs Tribble gets violent and charges at the middle one
One of them looks at her and she falls and passes out
Then I realized I didn’t get to finish so I got all pissed off
So I start screaming I didn’t get to cum I didn’t get to cum
So I pissed on the 1st one and he looked offended
Then I became paralyzed and couldn’t move and I was back on the table
Then one looked down at me and pulled out a giant rod
He then stuck it up my ass
The alien looked like he was enjoying it
And to tell the truth so was I
It got deeper and deeper unlit it pulled out
Once it came out I took a shit on his table
The one I pissed on looked offended again
Then I heard Mrs Tribble getting up again
She ran at the 1st one and kicked it the nuts causing it to squirt and she yelled “take that you creepy little fuck
She then fell and passed out
And the alien crawled off into a door
Then one came up and started staring at me
I then said you don’t stare at me and spit on it
The two aliens looked at each other like they were confused
The second one started poking me with a metal stick
I start yelling you fucker you fucker no one pokes me
While it was poking me Mrs Tribble’s body floated into another room
The one that was interested in me took my glasses off and started putting them on but his head was too big but it didn’t seem he realized that and the glasse broke
Then I get all pissed off and tall him he’s paying for them and called him a green piece of shit
Then I heard Mrs Tribble yelling obscenities in the other room and then a bang occurs and everything stops
The alien that broke my glasses started pulling my hair
I yell what’s wrong with you and he pulled some out and started eating it
The alien then walked off into another room
I here more screaming and then it dies down
All 3 aliens return with Mrs Tribble and the leader one spoke
It says “were done with you”
I then reawake on the ground in the dessert
I then realize the aliens took are clothes and Mrs Tribble’s ass is gapped and gooey
When morning came around the MIB’s came back
As soon as they came out of the car and Mrs Tribble charged at them
The MIB pulled the door and she ran into the door knocking herself out
Then the one that doesn’t talk came up and hit her unconscious body with the black object
The first one said You may of thought some crazy things happened and they sure didn’t happen here.
I then say I saw it, I was abducted, I had my clothes stolen,, my glasses broken and my hair eaten
The first one said that may of happened but it didn’t happened and you don’t believe it happened
They opened the trunk and pulled the sack out
I say that with the all hours you were away you don’t think it could have been washed
The MIB says this sack im holding doesn’t exist so it couldn't be washed and im not holding it
They put me in my sack with no clothes on and then dragged Mrs Tribble in the backseat
Then drove us about 5 hours back home
When we arrived home they took me out of my sack and dragged Mrs Tribble
When they were dragging her she awoke and bites one of them in the leg
Then the second one pulled out the object and hit her again knocking her out
They drag Mrs Tribble into the yard and the neighbor yells what are you doing with no clothes on
The neighbor runs up and yells about having no clothes on
The 2nd one hits him with the object and throws him in the car
Then I ask the first one where they are taking him
He replies this man no longer exists
Then right before they left the second one ran up and kicked Mrs Tribble
The MIB’s leave and then I go inside and make me some eatins
Part 4
Once I decided I was good, damn, and ready I went outside and told Mrs Tribble to get inside and put some clothes on
As she woke up she got violent and threw a rock at me, I told her not to throw a rock at me women
Mrs Tribble finally went in and put clothes on and I got back to my sittin
Mrs Tribble came back in the room and told me she needed to tell me something
She said “when those aliens took me into the room, they fucked me, fucked me in the ass, that’s why it’s gapped”
I just sit there and shook my head, because I didn’t give a damn
I tell Mrs Tribble about being poked, stared at, having my glasses broken, and the aliens eating my hair
Mrs Tribble says “Maybe we should tell this to the class”
I then say they need to learn this stuff and learn how to get probed
I then say they need to know what these things look like so I will draw a picture before we head to Donner Springs
I take a paper and a pen and since I can’t draw good I will just draw a big circle with 2 black circles for eyes
I couldn’t draw well so I draw a box and lines for arms and I big dick in the middle
Then we headed to school
We get in the car and I drive while I drive Mrs Tribble is giving me head
We get to the teachers parking lot and we head to the classroom
Mrs Tribble goes to get the kids
When they come in they are looking at me and the one that gave me the dirty look said “Goddamn Edd and points to my dick and I realize it’s hanging out and I say your point is boy
The kid said “were not suppose to be seeing this in school I then grab it and put it back in
Class started and I went and sat in my chair by the card system
I got board so I pulled out my knife and started hacking at the wall
The kid that gave me the dirty look tells me I have issues
I then say I got a knife and you don’t
the kid then turned around
When recess came I went back to the kids desk, and I carved my name in it
After recess the kid comes to me and said “What’s wrong with you Ed
I then say Boy that is wood and I gave it a wielding
Nothing much happened until lunch and I needed more eatins so I went to the lunch room,and I stole food from the kid that looks at me wrong
He said Ed I paid for these
I reply well I didn’t and I then stole Bens Milk Carton
I then ran back to the classroom and started eating
The milk starts giving me problems so I stab it and pour it over my head drinking what went in my mouth
I then threw my trash in the kid that gave me the dirty looks desk
The kids are then brought back into the classroom
The kid that gave me a dirty look finds a leaking milk carton and he then throws it on the ground and gives me a dirty look
Mrs Tribble then says you don’t litter this classroom and made him move his card and I just laughed
While Mrs Tribble is teaching I see a UFO out the window, and I then start screaming and yelling and before anyone sees it the UFO flies off and the kid that gave me the dirty looks calls me a liar
I then call him a dirty little fuck and I grab his arm and tell him he will believe me then Mrs Tribble separates us
Mrs Tribble starts teaching again and I see an unmarked military helicopter
I start screaming it’s the government and Mrs Tribble sees it to
She then yell's “oh hell fucking no not at my school
She grabs a stapler and runs down the hall
I then climb and fall out the window cause the helicopter is looking at me I jump out the window and runs to the helicopter and yell shit at it
We get past the backstop and jump the fence
We then yell at the helicopter and I yell I saw it I saw it
We jumped about 5 Wire fences and climb the mountain
Mrs Tribble yells you government trash and throws the stapler
It the files off to the north
We then walk back to the school and it took about 30 minutes
When we come back to the class we find Mr. Earnest yelling “where’s your fucking teacher
I tell him not to take that tone and he then tells us we can’t leave the class room
He then finally leaves
Mrs Tribble tells the class about being abducted by aliens
I then start by telling then about how we were fucking and how I tore that ass and how it was like a jackhammer into asphalt
We saw a beam and im on a table
Then one looked down at me and pulled out a giant rod
He then stuck it up my ass
The alien looked like he was enjoying it
And to tell the truth so was I
It got deeper and deeper unlit it pulled out
Once it came out I took a shit on his table
The one I pissed on looked offended again
I then showed the picture I drew and tell the kids to pass it around
When it got to the kid that gave me a dirty look he says he can draw a better picture and asked why it had 3 legs
I then reply that his dick son
The door then busted open and the 2 MIB’s walked in
The first one said you can’t tell them what didn’t happen
Mrs Tribble charges at the 2nd one then he pulls out the object and knocks her out
The first one tells them that he didn’t know what I told them and told the kids they saw a helicopter and that they were high and drunk
The second one pulled out the dirty sack and one of the kids yells that smells like crap
Ben says he didn’t see a helicopter and he saw a UFO
The first one says “if you want to exist you saw a helicopter
Ben says’ I saw a UFO”
The first one looks at the second and the second pulls out the object and knocks Ben out cold
Mr. Earnest runs in and “yells what is happening”
The first one says nothing is happening and pulled out the paper and told him to sign it
Mr. Earnest says he won’t sign it until he finds out who they are
The first one says that’s it you no longer exist and the second one ran up and knocked him out
While this is happening I pisses my sack and started yelling I piss my sack I piss my sack
The kid that gave me a dirty look says I don’t care and runs up and kicks me
I then get pissed off and try to charge at him, but I hit the projector and it falls on me
The MIB that don’t talk dragged Mr. Earnest, Ben, Mrs Tribble and I down the hallway
The MIB's put Mrs Tribble and Mr. Earnest on top of each other in the backseat, and me and Ben are thrown in the trunk
The car then drives off
Part 5
We were driving for about 6 hours
For breakfast I had ate a juicy bean burrito
I knew it was time to take a shit
So I started taking a shit
Before I got into it Ben said what thats smell
I replied im shitting boy about that time there was a big pothole
And I rolled on Ben and he says it’s on me, it’s on me
I told him it was gonna happen sooner or later
Ben then cried and I started laughing
For the rest of the trip I sat in my shit sack until we got to the airport in Las Vegas
When we arrived at the airport
The MIB’s took me and Ben out of the trunk and they opened the backdoor and Mrs Tribble launched at the second one and the MIB hit her while she was in mid air knocking her out
Mr. Earnest said “we have rights, you can’t do this and im from bed stock boy”
The MIB said you have no rights, and we entered the airport
The first MIB dragged my sack and the second one dragged Mrs Tribble, face down
We were dragged around in the airport, and people were starring at us.
one person came up and asked what we were doing
The first MIB said if you want to exist you will leave us alone, and the man walks off
Ben said he was Hungry
We then go to the airport McDonalds
The first MIB ordered the food
I was still in my sack propped up on the chair and Mrs Tribble was thrown face down under the table
The MIB came back for the food I then yell wheres my eatins
Mr. Earnest says the food is crap and the MIB replies you no longer exist
Everything was going fine until Mrs Tribble comes out from under the table and starts screaming and throwing fries at the MIB’s
The second MIB hit Mrs Tribble with the object knocking her out cold and kicked her under the table
People started to stare once again
The first one said we need to get moving
I told them I still have some dinkins to do
The first MIB threw my soda in my sack and then it started leaking
The second MIB dragged Mrs Tribble and the first MIB dragged my sack
We took a back door out to the tarmat to the far end of the airport to a secure location
We got to a gate and a security guard wanted ID
The first MIB showed him something and he opened the gate
They dragged us to a white plane with no markings except a red strip around it
Once we got into the plane they tied Mrs Earnest to a seat put Ben in a seat, they threw Mrs Tribble into the baggage cabin and threw me next to Ben
The plane then took off
We were in the air for 45 minutes and I had to take a piss, so I piss my sack
Ben asked what I was doing and I replied Im pissing boy
Then we heard a noise in the baggage cabin
Mrs Tribble busted out of the baggage cabin started growling and ran into the cockpit
The second MIB tried to hit her instead he hit the pilot and the plane started veering back and forth and started diving
We heard a loud thump and then the plane started flying normal again
The second MIB dragged Mrs Tribble and threw her in the bathroom and locked it
15 minutes later the plane started to land
Once we landed they took us out of the plane
Mr. Earnest and Ben were walking in the front, The first MIB dragged my sack, and The second MIB dragged Mrs Tribble face down
A brown bus then drove up
We got thrown in the bus and all the windows were blacked out
We were then drove to a tan building
We were put in an elevator and token down 23 floors
The elevator was cramped so I was on Mrs Tribble’s head
Once we got down to the floor we were dragged through a corridor, and taken to a room
They sat us all down and Mrs Tribble got put in the corner face down
The MIB’s closed the door and walked off
We waited about 30 minutes and the MIB’s walked in with a 3rd man that looked like Molder from the X-Files
Mrs Tribble charged at them and grabbed the black object and started beating the second MIB with It and the first one tried to help but Mrs Tribble kicked him in the nuts
The guy that looks like Molder from the X-Files pulled out a tricked out animal tranquilizer and shot her with it and she then fell down
The guy that looks like Molder from the X-Files said I’ll take it from here
The second MIB got up and dragged the first one out since he was knocked out
The guy that looks like Molder from the X-Files sat down and said im gonna talk to you people
He then said I have your files
He said Ed you witnessed a UFO twice have been abducted and shared this with people
Mr Tribble has seen a UFO and tried to attack government officials on more then one occasion
He then pointed to Mr. Earnest and pulled a gun out and said you no longer exist and he blew his fuckin brains out
He then burned his files
He looked at Ben and said you refused to sign papers that you were drunk and high
Ben then cried
I then say are you the guy from the X Files and I asked where Scully was
I then ask if he is Molder and he says no but I told him I was gonna call him Molder
Molder told me and Ben to come with him and left Mrs Tribble knocked and Mr Earnest shot up
Then we walked down a hallway and came to a cell.
Bed got thrown in it and then door was locked.
Ben cried and we walked off
We went down to another level
We came to some big doors and we had to open them with DNA fingerprints
Molder says you seen something flying that we been able to back engineer something that doesn’t exist and fly like it don’t exist
We walked into a huge room and there I saw a UFO hovering
Molder says we were able to build this out of recovered discs
And what you see here doesn’t exist
Molder tells me to take a look and I start to touch it he told me to go look inside and I decide I don’t get to do this everyday so I start pushing buttons
Molder told me to stop
The disc flew out and crashed into a wall in another room
Alarms started gooing of and other people appered yelling holy mother fucker
Molder was pissed
We then headed back and on the way I saw the cell where Ben was and he wasn’t there
I asked where Ben was and he said who’s Ben
I reply you know the kid that was with us and cried
Molder replies he doesn’t exist
We headed back towards the room
when we get back to the room we see Mr. Earnest but Mrs Tribble was not there
She drops down from the ceiling and hits Molder with a panel then the MIB’s come in
The second MIB hits Mrs Tribble with the object knocking her out cold
The first one says it’s time to leave
They throw me back in the sack and drag us to the main floor
We got put in the bus and headed back to the plane
When we got in the plane they threw me in a seat and just kept Mrs Tribble in the aisle way
The plane then flew back to the airport in Las Vegas
We got dragged out of the plane back to the airport and while we were going threw security Mrs Tribble gets up and yells to an officer and yells the MIB’s are terrorists and everything brakes loose
Security comes running
The second MIB hits Mrs Tribble with the object multiple times and knocks her out cold
We ran out of the airport and while I was running I hit a pole and got myself bloodied. A car was waiting for us. I got hit with the object and it bloodied me more. Mrs Tribble was thrown in the back and the door was slamed on her leg. they then kicked her leg and got in the car. The cops pulled up and started shooting. We sped off
For 6 hours we were driving home and I had to piss so I pissed all over the trunk
We got home and the MIB’s opened the trunk and asked me what I did and I said I did a pissing. They then throw me out and drive off about 20 seconds later they come back and throw Mrs Tribble out. The second one picks her up and throws on the sidewalk and her head hits it. They then get in the car and drive off but accidentally run over her foot.
I decided it was late I wanted to get drunk so I went inside and left Mrs Tribble in the gutter
Part 6
I sat there fo a good hour giving a thinking then I noticed it was about time for school, so I woke up Mrs Tribble
She was out of it and got violent, so I yell bitch im tired of this and slap her
She snaps out of it and says how did my foot get fucked up and why does my head hurt
I tell her they ran over your foot and the second MIB threw you on the sidewalk
Mrs Tribble says what time is it
I tell her it's time for sckoo
She says of but I want to get some protection on the way
I ask here what do you mean
She says I want to buy firearms
I say thats a good idea.
While were driving to school we stop off at the local gun trader. We head in and have a looking.
Some big fat redneck asks us what yall looking for. Mrs Tribble say I need enough weapons to shoot up MIB's, shoot down military helicopters, and to kill aliens.
The Redneck guy looks at us funny, and then says uhhh ok
He looks at me and say what do you want
I say weed
The Redneck say we dont have that, and says let me see what I can find for you
He walks off in the back for 15 minutes while during that I got bored
So I started jacking off
I then say Im going to cum and Mrs Tribble takes it in the face
Right then the Redneck walks out with some guns and says holly shit what are you doing
I say getting off boy.
Mrs Tribble then wipes the cum off her face.
She then asks him what guns he has for us
He says whell here's a .45 pistol, an AK-47, and a shot gun.
I then pull out a wad of cash and pay for the guns
The Redneck then says he needs to run a background check on us before we can take these weapons, and that it would take 3 days.
Mrs Tribble then picks up the .45 loads it behind his back and say no your giving it now. The Redneck then says uhh ok
We then run back to the truck and speed off to school
We get to the parking lot I ask here where where going to put the guns.
She says we will leve two of them here, but im taking the .45 in the classroom
I say ok, and both head off to the room
I get to the room and sit in my chair by the cardsystem.
Mrs Tribble goes outside and gets the kids
One kid has an apple and I say give me some of that apple
The kids says no
I pull out my knife and stap the apple and give it a taking
I say if you know whats best for you, you will sit down.
I then sit there eating my apple and looking at the kid that gave me a dirty look
He says im white trash, and I grab him by the troat and treaten to slice his neck if he dont shut up.
I then let him go and sit at his desk.
When Recces came around I headed out with the kids and went over to the ball wall
I started pissing on the wall when some kid sees what I was doing and runs off to tell a teacher
I was like o shit and started to run with my dick still hanging out
A bunch of kids started looking at me and pointing
I then ran through the hallways and bumped into a teacher that said what the fuck are you doing
I pushed her and yelled im representing
When I got back to the class room there was 5 minutes left, so I asked Mrs Tribble if she needed a fucking
She said ok so I teared her panties off and stuck it in there
She started screaming and people herd us because the door was opean
The teacher that I pushed came in the classroom and started screaming at me
I said you want some to, and then pulled out and jizzed on her
She ran down the hallway screaming OMG
Then the bell rang and Mrs Tribble went to get the kids with no panties
I picked up the panties and put them in the kid that gave m a dirty looks desk
I then went to have a sittin by card system
The kid that gave m a dirty look pulled out the panites and yelled who's are these
I said there your teachers, and he screamed and threw them
I picked them up gave them a sniffin, and stuck them in my pants
I decied I was tired so I wandered off into the classroom next door and slept on there table for an hour.
When I woke I some kid was looking at me
I said what you looking at boy
He said why are you sleeping on our table
I said cause I can and will
I then walked off to the cafateria to get some eatin's
The was a long line so I said fuck that and cut in front of the first person
The lunch landy asked wheres your money I said I ant paying for this shit
She said you have to
I threatened to choke her, and she gave up
I went over and a had a lookin at the eatins
There were crapy burritioes, pizza, taco's, and a muffin
I picked up the burritoe and threw it at the kids having lunch hitting one of them.
I then picked up the taco and went to get me a thing of lettues for my taco
I needed some hot sauce too so I grab me a hand full
I wanted something to drike so I stole a kids soda, and started running back to the classroom
When I got to the room I set up the eatins on the kid that gave me a dirty look's desk
I wanted to drink some soad pop first, so I pulled the tab, but it would not opean
I got pissed of and threw it
Then I cut a hole in it with my knife
The soda started spraying all over the place and covering my face in it
I tried to drink as much as possible but most of it got on the kid that gave m a dirty look's desk.
I then sat down agian, and tried to opan up my taco container
I was able to get the taco out with out destroying it
I then poured the meat sause in the taco shell, but most of the suace fell on the kid that gave m a dirty look's desk
Then I tore opean the lettuce container and put it in the taco spelling some of it on the desk
I wanted to use my hot sauce so I tried to tear it opean
It would not tear so I cut a small slit in it with my knife, and then tried to squrt it in the taco
The hot sauce instead squrited in my eyes and I started yelling it burns it fucking burns
I ran over to the sink and pushed the drinking foutain button to get water in my eye
Once my eye was cleaned out I kicked the trash can cauce I could and then went back to my taco
I still wanted Hot Sauce so I cut opean anouther packet and it squirted on the wall, on the desk, and some got in the taco
I need one more so I gave it cutting a squrited it in the taco
I picked up my Taco and took a bite of it and the shell broke all over the place spelling all over the desk.
I yelled fuck cause I thought it would help
I then tried to lick the taco off the desk
Lunch reccess was almost over so I took the soda can, lettuce container, taco shell bag, meat conatiner, hot sauce packet, about 20 napkins, and stuck them in the desk
I then took anouther sitin while the kids where coming in
The kid that gave me a dirty look, took one look at his desk and said WTF ED
Mrs Tribble herd him and told him to shut the fuck up and go down to the office
The kid said fuck you and said I ant going
Mrs Tribble pulled out the gun ad started firing wildly in the air shootin up the celling and taking out lights.
The kids freaked out and hit the ground
I went up and hit the kid that gave me a dirty look
Then I picked him up and threw him out of the room hitting a wall
Then one of the kids that feaked out started rollng around on the ground all cezier like
I said what yours problem and started kicking her
She started foaming at the mouth and shaking
I said I dont need this shit and put her out in the hall way next to the outher nocked out kid.
Then for the rest of the day the kids sat in there desk all tromitized
At the end of the day Mrs Tribble and I walked down the hallway to the praking lot and on the way we stepped on the kid that gave m a dirty look, and the girl that was all cezier like.
Mrs Tribble and I drove home, and took our guns in the house
She then started making some food while I watched porn on the internet
Part 7
So then once the food was done I turned off my porn I had a sittin and started eatin
Then we herd a helicopter in the distance and Mrs Tribble said o hell no
She then went and got the .45 and ran outside
I went out there too, and saw a black millitary helicopter in the distance with a spot light shinning on the ground
Mrs Tribble started yelling you fucking paniess, Ill fuck you up come get some, you fuck.
The helicopter then started flying towards us and Mrs Tribble started firing the gun like a crazy whore.
The helicopter then verred off and left
Mrs Tribble yelled yah I fucked them in there ass
We then headed back inside to finish our eatin's
While we were eating we herd a noise at the winder
I went over to it and gave it an opeaning
Right there I saw Luther Reigns looking at me all tricked like
I said what are you doing here
He said I busted out and the MIB's are after me
Mrs Tribble yelled Ill fuck the MIB's
Luther Reigns says thats nice
I said I'll help you out Luther and pulled him through the window
I told Mrs Tribble to give a plate a fixing of eatins
She asked Luther what he wanted
Luther said give me some of that tuckey, how about some of them peas
Mrs Tribble looked at him funny, and he said I had peas before
Luther also said while your at it give me some tham tater's
Luther sat down and ate his food like an animal, and when he was done he trew the plate at the wall
I asked him why he did that and he said cause it tasted like crap, and I could
I then asked him how he busted out, and he said he got a gun from a guard and shot the place up
Then he stole a car and drove it into a tree to confuse them ,and ran out in the backcountry
He said he got lost and they started looking for him with a helicopter, then he found this house
I asked him if ever saw UFO's and said hell yah, and I've been abducted
I told Luther Reigns my story and he said he's been threw the same thing
Luther then said I should post my story on some UFO sites
So we sat down at my puter and tried to get past the porn to a ufo site
I typed up my story and divided it into 5 parts and gave it a posting
Luther Reigns also thought it would be a good idea to E-mail it to random people and we did
After about an hour people started postin in our thread and called us fuck ups and banned us
Luther Reigns got hell of pissed of and threw my puter out the window
He then went out side and gave it a punching, and then pissed on it
He yelles whos the shit now fuck, and then came back inside
It was getting late and I wanted to do some fucking so I told Luther Reigns he could sleep in the kicthen
He said ok and just laid down on the floor and fell asleep
I went to find Mrs Tribble who was wearing a bondage leather get up with holes for her tit's and pussy
I said o yah and pulled it out and stuck it in
I tore in for a good ten mintues when all of a sudden Luther Reigns busted in with a video camera
I said WTF are you doing and he said im making a docametry on your UFO experiances
I said ok then and let him film me fucking Mrs Tribble, and cumming all over the wall
When I was done I went to sleep and so did Luther Reigns
When I woke up I found Luther Reigns making brekfast
I asked him what he was cooking and he said squirl
I said where you get that
He said I hunted it and killed it with my bear hands
I said I dont want squirl
Luther Reigns said we got way worse then that in prison, all we got was buffelo testical
I said fine I ant eatin that other shit
Then Mrs Tribble got up and ate some squirl
She then said Luther Reigns should come to school with us
Luther Reigns said he would represnet at school
Mrs Tribble also wanted us to take all the weapons with us
Mrs Tribble took the .45 and stuck in in her pants all tricked like
Luther Reigns stole one of my suits and hid the shotgun inside the jacket
I just took the AK-47 and said I didn't need to hide it, and I would repsent with it
We then headed out to the truck and Mrs Tribble and I got in the front, while Luther Reigns just sat in the flat bed of the truck
When we started driving and got on the high way Luther Reigns started shooting at cars with a shot gun
Some one then fliped him off and he siad stop this fuck, so I did
Luther Reigns jumped out of the truck while it was moving and ran up to the guy from behind
He pulled out a nine inch blad and slit his troat
Luther Reigns then yelled to start the fucking truck and take off
He jumped into the flat bed while the truck was still moving and shot wildly in the air and yelled all savage like
When we got to sckoo Luther Reigns consealed his shot gun while I just held my AK-47 all tricked like
We headed into the class room and Mrs Tribble went to get the kids
When they came into the room I saw The kid that gave me a dirty look and went up to him to start some shit
I said most days I threatin you with a knife, today I got me something else and showed him my gun and bullets
He just gave me a dirty look and Luther Reigns grabed him by the troat and choked him till he pasted out
Luther then threw him in the coner and said you dont get no learnings today
Luther Reigns then sat down in his desk and said Im doing the learning's
While I sat down next to the card system
Mrs Tribble told the class to pull out there math books and goto page 174
Luther Reigns rasied his hand and said I got no book
Mrs Tribble said you will have to share with cameron
Cameron looked scared
Luther said you sharing with me boy, and threw his desk next to Camerons
Mrs Tribble told the class what problems to do and then went to sit down
Cameron tried to share his book with Luther but Luther just took it but riped it in half by accident
He then raised his hand and said I fucked the book Mrs Tribble
She told him there were no no more books and that he would have to make do
Luther Reigns said Ill go find some
Ten pasted by during which we herd some screaming and Luther Reigns yelling give me some of that book
He then came back to the classrom with two new books
He gave one to cameron and said this be yours and said this one be mine
Luther then started doing math and finsihed it before anyone else
He gave to Mrs Tribble and she corrected it
She said he got the problems right and was inprested
Luther Reigns said I know math I use to be in realstate
Luther then sat down and drew on his desk with his blade
Cameron said you cant do that, and Luther said I can do what I fuck whell please
Then lunch time came around
Luther asked me where we get the fucking food
I said come with me boy, and we went to the cafateria
I told him you take what you want from the kids
Luther just sat down next to a kid and took his lunch box
The kid said what are you doing
Luther said Im stealing you grub and im going to eat it in front of you
The kid got violent and asked Luther if he wanted to fight
Luther fliped out and picked up the trash can and trew it at the kid
He then said were going to boggy
Luther started punching the kid right in the alse way and then gave him a big boot
The kid tried to get up and Luther stabbed him in the leg
The kid all freaked out and ran to the office
I said to Luther we need to be getting out of here and we ran out to the playground
I told him we should get back to the class room but Luther wanted to go ride the swings
So Luther went up to a kid on the swings and threw him off while in the air
Luther then got on and gave them a riding
After about five the swing broke and Luther got pissed
He yelled this fucking cheap ass mexican labor shit I be pissed off
We then went back to the classroom
Recess was still going and I was boarded so I wanded down the hall looking into all the rooms
I then opeaned the janitor closet and took a looking
I saw a five gallon drum of cleaning solution that I wanted so I tried to pick it up but it spelled all over the place and out into the hall way
I ran off back to the class room before anyone could see me
Mrs Tribble then went out to get kids and Luther said he wanted to tell his UFO's storys to the class room
When the kids were all seated Luther stood at the front of the class and told his story
In the middle of it some kid outside the room started banging on the door
I yelled get away from our fucking door, but he did not move
So I pulled out my AK-47 and showed it at him, and he ran
But by accident I started firing and shot up the door
I tried to stop firing but the gun was fucked up and I emptyed a whole clip
Kids in the class room were screaming and on the floor
That one girl was rolling around all cizer like, and some kid jumped out the window and ran
I was just pissed off cause our door was all shot up
Luther said it's no problem Ill go get us anouther door
Luther went acroos the hall to what use to be Mr. Earnst room and tore there door off the wall
Then he tore the shot up door off our wall and threw it into the other class room
He then went to the janitors room to get a screw driver
While he was there the janitor found him and said what are you doing and did you spill that drum
Luther said are you accusing me of something boy
The janitor said yes
Luther said it's on and a fight broke out
Both of them went at it back and forth
Luther threw the janitor into anouther classroom and hit him with desks
Then he started trowing books at him and hit him with the projector nocking him out
Luther picked him up took him outside and put him in a dumpster
He said thats where your kind belong
A few minutes later the trash truck arrives and takes the dumpster with the janitor in it
We then head back to the class room where the kids are all tromitized from the shotin, and that one kid is still having a czier
Luther fixes up the door and then he kicks the cziered up person in the stomach as hard as he could
Aftrer that the bell rang and the kids left
We all headed out to the truck and Luther got in the flat bed
On the way home Luther shot up a police car and stole the officers night sticks and said I need that
When we got home we stored our guns in the living room and made some eatins
Luther ran out side and caputered a bird and killed it by snaping it's neck in two
He then cooked it right on the burner with no pan or anything
When it was done it was all black and Luther ate it whole
We just sat eating regular food while Luther ran back outside again , and got a lizard
He said I be having some of that, and cooked it right on the burner
When he was done he watched wrestling and said I can do that some day
When we were done I siad I need a fucking
So Mrs Tribble and I fucked right there on kictchen table right next to the food
When we were done we pasted out on the table