But I can't Guarantee its gonna be interesting.
Updates by Roxie

11/09/02
The Photos from our Halloween party are up now. Click here to check em' out.
Photo's feature: Hank Musgrove & the Mother Fucking Maniacs, Army of Ponch, The Nautical Mile
and Back...and to the Left.
Enjoy!

11/07/02
Okay, tonites treat everyone in the band (dan excluded. he's the strong silent type.) will commentate.

from the desk of jesse jerk:
Well it's a sad day at Loud Pipes HQ. Joey D. is leaving us . He has to move back to the East Coast
So... We will be getting a new drummer soon . THIS SUCKS ! Not only are we losing our drummer , we are also going to miss him . He has to take care of some family matter . We wish him all the luck in the world . We will be recording our full length with him . We have a couple of guys in mind to take his place . One is Bob Stubbs(former drummer of Social D. ) Our last show with Joe is on the 22nd of nov. at the Hammer House . Come out and say good bye to him . Hope to see you all there . That's all for now . Later

Joe: Yes..sad days....I will be leaving but look forward to our last shows. Pit is off to teach his "guitar lessons" Can you say "slam piece" VIVE LE ROCK people J

rox: We did an interview w/ Bobby for his zine, i think it should be out soon... also look for our ad in suspect device, it should be coming out soon. I'm about to launch my super new site: missroxie.com stay
tuned for more info on that... pits here so i'm gonna make him type something too (i apologize in advance for his preoccupation w/ dicks)

Pit: Today I got my hair cut. I also bought a CD and played rock music. For a short period in the evening I sued the term "slam piece" quite a bit. The humor behind this statement soon faded and became quite an annoyance. I haven't eaten a meal. In replace of said meal I have eaten candy and chips. I recommend subscirbing to this diet if one wishes to become "husky". Joe Likes soy milk. ALOT! thank you, that is all.

10/23/02
The Loud Pipes are Pleased To Introduce PIT! Our new Guitar Player...

We just added a show for Nov. 1st at The Hammer House w/ Ohio Ledgends THE GC5!
This weekend, we've got some tricks up our sleeves, so stay tuned!
We did an interview w/ the City Life...check it out here.

10/19/02
The Updates are done Hank !
Enjoy.
The Castle is closing...strange. There's some strange stuff goin' on at The Loud Pipes HQ... I'll post more on that later.
See ya at the show Friday!

9/29/02 We wont be playing the skate city show...
There was a scheduling conflict w/ the Tiger Army show we're on at the Castle Oct. 25th. It is the Policy of AJ Presents, The Promoter, or the Owners of the Castle (I'm not sure), that if your on one of their shows you cannot have another show within a certain amount of days. Its just a rule.
We had to go with one or the other, It was our decision to play the show at The Castle. I APOLOGIZE to the kids booking the show at Skate City and REALLY, REALLY wish we could do both shows. We we're totally looking forward to playing with CUAD, and can't wait till they get back from tour and can book something with them.
I hope everyone understands that its just a sticky situation w/ policy's and stuff... it was no ones personal decision against anyone eles.
Remember... politics suck, i wish it could just be bands and kids having fun.
Sorry.

9/21/02
We Wanna Thank EVERYONE who showed up at the castle tonite! Considering how messed up all the details got the show was ABSOULUTLY AWESOME!! We LOVE you guys!! We'd so much rather play to a room of 20 people that actually show up to have fun, than 100 people just there to look cool! You guys make all the stupid aspects of this hobbie sooooo worth it! THANKS!

On a much shittier note, dan just called me and said that the DEMO CD that we gave him was Blank... if anyone else has the problem PLEASE EMAIL ME!! and i'll personally drive to your house to pick up the blank one and replace it w/ a Good one! (*I'll even throw in a T-shirt for your pain and suffering).
Can't wait to see everyone at the show on Tues Oct. 1st at the Hammer House! Its gonna be so much fun to play at a wrecking yard! I'll post the directions in a couple days (or as soon as you email them to me hank... again. what i'm forgetful?)
See ya next time!

9/20/02 Mp3's Finally Up!
So we did it! We've got something recorded... and its available to everyone! check it out and let us know what you think. (it was recorded here, at *Loud Pipes HQ! *our living room). The show at the castle is tommorrow nite, hope to see everyone... it seems like forever since we've played in vegas, unless you count dans wedding... i wonder if you do?
Check out our interview in the new issue of Suspect Device... this is a rad zine, its about time vegas had some substantial underground reading material again! and i'm not only saying that cuz he interviewed us... but it doesn't hurt.
Jesse, Jaime-dirty baby/lucky jett, & I just got home from The DEMONS & New Bomb Turks show at the Cooler. one word: WOW! what a show!!
I was actually there to give the promoter a cd and try to schmooz my way on to a show w/ MY VERY FAVORITE BAND IN THE WHOLE WIDE WOLRD... but i'll stop gushing now, because i don't want to jinx it.
its 2:30am, Good-nite.

9/16/02
So its true... Dan went and tied the knot this weekend. Luckily he married a really great girl! Sorry i don't have any wedding pics to post... i've been really lazy latley. We played after it was all official and everything... it was pretty funny. Chris was at Bally's Slaving away, so we had to wing it as a four piece, and all things considered it wasn't that bad.
So i added a couple of shows to the listings, (some my fellow band mates might not even be aware of). The show at The Hammer House is on a Tuesday, but that place just seems sooo great, we gotta do it. Plus we always practice on Tuesday anyway... so whats the difference, right? (thats my plea to Joe, Dan, & Chris who probably don't know about it yet.) Suprise!
The show at The Castle this saturday was Supposedly canceled, but i got to the bottom of it this afternoon and WE ARE DEFINATLY playing! the only others confirmed so far are The Black Jetts but more bands will be announced... this ones gonna be interesting!

9/9/02
Okay, So by now we ALL know that the show on saturday was cancelled. It really sucks cuz we were totally looking forward to playing in a wrecking yard. With a band name like The Loud Pipes, you can see why it was right up our alley. Its not for sure yet, but we MIGHT be playing a show with CUAD at the Castle Friday the 13th. Don't worry i'll post if it goes through. We are FOR SURE playing at the Castle on Saturday Sept 21st. I'm not sure what the line up is, but rumor has it The Riffs will be here.
Okay, because i obviously have zero self pride and don't mind a good laugh at my expense once in a while check out this link. The Laboratory. Its actually a pretty funny story... but the readers digest condensed version is these guys were nice enough to Fix my WACK-ASS computer in exchange for me selling myself out in the name of Advertisment. I do highly suggest that ANYONE who needs their computer fixed go to these guys though. My computer runs like a top now, and thats saying a LOT!
Jess got ANOTHER new guitar today: a 1978 Gibson "The Paul" (not to be confused w/ a Les Paul).
Its really super! Thanks the official sponser of "poor kids who like guitars" Cowtown Guitars.

9/2/02
Aaaaah!!! We got back from Hollywood at 5am this morning! ROCK-N-ROLL!!!
The Trip there was funnier than i could even describe...Probably because we're all seriously
Sleep deprived. We got there in enough time to go shopping and meet up w/ Dan & Co. Then off to the club...
GoldFingers is a Rad Club!
The First band Twisted Naked lived up to their name ending their Good Ole' Fashion Punk Rock Set Completly shedding their Drag-Queen (gone terribly arye) Get-ups and Screaming "would somebody please cut these hemroids off my ass" completley naked!!
We played next, all squeezed on the Tiny stage with Joes HUGE kick drum... It was great fun... (pictures coming soon!)
James Band The Slum Lords were Amazing Rockin' Roll, the girl that fronts the band has got a rad voice! and a special thanks to their bass player for loaning me his 8-10
Sullen played after that but we missed them because we had to load up the van and start the INSANE trek home. Insane? Oh YES!!!
Half way home... just before Barstow Some NUT CASE comes Barrelling towards us weaving by to barely miss us and hits the wall! ...Then Rolled a few times! ...Then Launched his tiny little acura into the desert!
Its so hard to actually articulate how fucking WILD it was... I woke up when i heard his car hit the wall and saw the most amazing fire works display. The the craziest thing happened... Joe (amazingly) brought the Van to a complete stop with no major damage and Jesse ran over to help (breaking the door handle off in a the process) and we all saw the guy WALK AWAY!!! NO DAMAGE done to his person!!
I still can't believe it all... Turns out he was a fresh young Marine recruit headed back to the base in Barstow for 5am roll call and was just driving like hell to get there. When the cops got there jesse gave them loud pipes shirts and we were able to take off... (and we were all VERY awake the rest of the ride)
Thank good-ness everyone was okay.
its so strange how things work out.
If things had been just seconds off you could be reading The Loud Pipes Obituary right now instead of this.
CRAZY!!!
See ya saturday at the Hammer House!!

8/27/02 GOLDFINGERS THIS SUNDAY HOLLYWOOD CA !!!
Thats right! After waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much confusion we're gonna make it after all! Unfourtunatly
we're not gonna make it for the show at Rumors on Saturday. Things got really lame and I personally learned a valuable lesson. If you want things done right you do them yourself.
Jess got a new pedal today... yeah! Exciting stuff around here... not much goin on
We're hoping to play a show with curl up and die before they take off again... cross your fingers.
Check out what The Killers had to say about us on LVLOCALMUSICSCENE.COM, its pretty funny...makes ya wonder if they're talking about the right jesse.

8/24/02
So yeah its been awhile. All I can really say is that i've been busy. No better or worse excuse. Everythings been updated, enjoy.
As you may know the Pheonix show was cancelled. That explains why i'm here Geeking and not there playing. Theres some pretty silly scene drama going on, i'm sure you'll all be hearing about it in a matter of days. The shows in L.A. next weekend may or may not happen, i'm still waiting to hear back on whether the All Ages show was cancelled.
Jesse got a new amp. I got a new Guitar. Dans got ALOT happening (announcement coming soon!) Chris is
getting a new Mac, and Joe went to see Elvis on a movie screen tonite.
I wish there was more to report, but its late and i can't really concentrate. We're playing the Hammer House on September 7th, and The Castle with The Riffs on September 21st.

7/19/02
Lasts nites rehearsal at The Boston was really funny!
I added some new Links yesterday.
The Phoenix show is Set. Aug 24th @ The Rouge.
And The Los Angeles Show for Aug.31st at
The California Artists for Humanity building...
for more info check out our SHOWS page.

7/15/02
Oh my goodness where do i start...
Well first things first... I updated the site and re-did the front page. those of you who pay attention probably noticed our latest greatest feature "Loud Pipes Website of the Month"! Julys site being SexyRocker.com (You must check this out)!!
I also put up a new page entitled "Loud Pipes: Important Stuff". I was thinking that the site was pretty boring so to livin' things up we've compliled a bunch of news related links and stuff. I'm not sure with what frequency its gonna get updated but keep checking cuz i've already got some new columns i'm putting together.
You may have noticed that we have no definite shows to speak of either... Thats all gonna change real soon i promise. we're just ironing out the last little details.
I'm really suprised i can even finish a thought long enough to type this...i went out on Saturday nite with Kelly (soon featured on the Important stuff page). it was ugly. (big thanks to brent from 1/2 ast for babysitting my stupid ass... which brings me to my next point. the merger of brent and roxie in what will forever be known as SHITTY INDUSTRIES! more on that later.
Jesse sitting in the living room hitting a thosand notes at once and then some chords...threatening that these will be the new Loud Pipes Songs...

7/09/02 More Recording.
So i think tonite we'll actually finish up the recording... well the first three songs anyway. I updated the links page today, if you get bored they should no dout supply you with endless hours of wasted time. courtesy of me.
Anyone see the post from the mad swede? i think jesse put the nix on it pretty quick... if you haven't seen it check out the message board. funny funny stuff.
I've gotta talk to Jaime from the dirty babies tonite and see if he finalized any of the details for the phoenix shows in August. Should be some Los Angeles shows coming up soon too. (stay posted for details, as i'm ill prepared as usual.)
So anyone have any comments from the shows? it seems our message board is at a stand still without all the Dan Vs. The Girls banter. Someone post something interesting...please!!! even if it is just shit talk, it'll keep me entertained.
Hey i also put up a little front page for The Black Jetts, its all their gettin' till i get some cash. check it out if your bored. http://www.theblackjetts.com (happy birthday gabe!)
gotta go update the shows page, with detail-less gigs.
Bye Bye...

7/08/02
So the show this weekend was fun, and its a damn good thing cuz its our last one for awhile... last one for a long while here in vegas... We're still recording... slow but steady. Its time to hide in the studio and write some songs i suppose... I posted the pics from the show on saturday, thank goodness for Katy and Jessica (who took the photos).
More later...

7/5/02 Rents due...wish us luck!
Greetings from Loud Pipes HQ! Wednesday was the SHOW FROM HELL (which is kind of ironic considering we were playing with the graves...) anyway, We were up until like 3am the night before recording, everyone had to work the next day... I had the dubious honor of getting all the gear sorted out from recording the nite before and finding a ride to the club... then jesse was at his laywers and locked the keys in the car, Sweet!
I had a brilliant idea on the way out the door that i'd play my V instead of the good ole' Reliable Jazz Bass...then promptly got to the club and popped the E string while tuning... Good ole' Ben from 2 cents worth let me borrow his P bass thank goodness! (THANKS BEN!) And as you can tell from the pics (that i just posted from the show) we had to set up on stage really weird cuz of the Graves big drum set-up... Dan was on the floor most of the show as not to feed back...
All in All it was just plain weird...
Saturday however is gonna rock! We're really excited to play with Piss Ant, (who are also playing tonite at the Double Down).
Sooo check out the pics, look forward to some video and mp3's soon! and we'll see ya tommorrow!

7/02/02 Recording!
As i type this Jesse is mic-ing up his amp getting ready to do the guitar tracks for the first three Loud Pipes songs to hit tape! Joe just left for work. Like the champ he always is though he got the drum tracks done for "Jeni Wont Go", "The Way" and "Out of Time". The Inviolet Row boys are here helping out, and recording their new record on alternate days... its nothing but fun (and noise) around this house, I'm sure the neighbors are loving us! The show at Tremorz with the Graves is tomorrow, the show starts at 7:00pm. We're gonna try to get some video from the show for the site... the emphasis being on the word TRY.

6/06/02 Dee Dee Ramone is Dead.
On a much happier note Sammy (from DriveTrain fame) is coming to town Wednesday, June 19th and were all gonna play together at Tremorz! The Loud Pipes, The Dirty Babies and Sammy's new band Statch & the Rapes...plus one more band. I can't wait to see him! I'm personally still REELING from last weekends show! Everything turned out so well...
Its gonna be a funny show. Everyone from Drive Train will Be Represented: Lenny, Rik, Sam & Jesse! Hey Rik! Here's your chance for a REAL reunion ;)
Jesse's guitar is in the shop getting a re-fret so practice is off for a while...

6/03/02
The show went better than i ever could have imagined! Dan is the Singer we've been waiting for, all the pics are posted check out em' out. more later...

5/23/02 Here we go again...
I guess its just becoming a sort of Loud Pipes tradition to be rushing for a show...poor dan's only got 2 more practices with us till his first show. If its any conselation i have more faith this time than last.
I updated the site with some pictures we took tonite at practice...i guess if you gotten thus far you noticed the one on the front page, and i added some to our Story page too. Enjoy... By the way people our guestbook is being ignored!! ...well except for my bible thumping sister.


5/16/02
Just got back from watching Starwars, with Lenny and Jamie (of The Dirty Babies Fame). I should have updated a couple days ago to spread the Good word...WE HAVE A SINGER! a Good, Reliable one at that! I know i've said it before...but this time its for real. We're still playing the show at Tremorz on June 1st, just trying to iron out the details. Tonite i posted a pic of jesse's ford...check it out! I also added alot of new links if your bored they might entertain you for awhile... I especially enjoyed Tweekers and the Robotech site. (Jess and I have been happily Geekin' on the 8 hour Macross City Tape he found from his childhood for the last week.) ...Riot Grrrl Las Vegas is over. Its sad, My crazy sister has been emailing me about Jesus H. Christ, We Need a PA System, I lost my Job, Jesse Got a Triumph and is building a Rat Bike, We're going to a car show in Paso Robles next weekend, my tea is gone, its late, Chris and Anne Got a new Kitty, Joe's Kick drum is still REALLY big, Dan got to see starwars before us, I'm re-doing the website this weekend (knock on wood), I make t-shirts and am broke so if you want some email me, its 2:00am and i'm rambling...Good Nite.

5/13/02. Are you Happy Gilbert?

I really have nothing new to report, but for the sake of updating here i go! Sickness, Birthdays (mine and Joe's), Emergency Practices and General Laziness have kept us out of the Rehearsal studio for nearly 3 weeks... Do we have a singer yet? No... Are we still Looking? YEEEEES!! Personal News: Joe Turned 21 last week, i turned 22 in April. Chris is still smoking and Jesse's still a Jerk.
I put up the new cowtown site a couple days ago, if your bored or in the market for a vintage guitar check it out. The Dirty Babies new site is up too...

4/18/02 Thursday nite.
Okay so its official WE NEED A SINGER! Why has this turned into such an ordeal? Are we that hard to get along with? (well I know jesse is, but people usually don't hold that against him...) I'm starting to have paranoid delusions...is there a conspiracy?
So...we're going out this weekend with the EXPRESS INTENTIONS of Finding a Singer! yeah, that and its a really good reason to party, you know under the guise of actually doing something constructive...
I designed a new shirt tonite...its a picture of jesse and joe from the last show, i'll probably make them tommorrow. Thats all the news i can think of... Rehearsals at the Alamo are going fine, it feels like a big club house. The folks there are really friendly, Always popping in and saying whats up. Its kind of neat.

4/16/02
So it seems my post yesterday woke the dead...or at least the brain dead...anyway here's brads official story on why he doesn't have what it takes to make it as a Loud Pipe. If you ask me its a pretty sorry excuse, but hey some ones gotta aspire to middle management, right kids?
So here's the email i got from brad this morning:

"Well am sure you're wondering who this could be. Hint...(I'm M.I.A.)
Am sure you guessed it, or probably just forgotten about me all together.
Well I am here and still alive, just wanted to drop you guys a line to tell you that, my decision of not returning was based all upon myself, The Loud Pipes are FUCKING GREAT!! INCREDIBLE!!!, everything I ever wanted, but it's just my fucked up head that kept tellin me it's not what I need to do with my life right now,
I mean let me clear that up. My work has offered me a managment position paying unbelievable amount of money, and I can't pass it up, I just can't. So then I started thinkin to myself well it's not fair to them (you guys) I couldn't give 100% if I was gonna take this position, and when I am in a band thats what I want to do, 100%.
I was completely way off and fucked up for not at least getting in touch with you guys and letting you know what was up, but I never wanted to give it up because giving up on the music and doing what I absolutely love was like saying " I am giving up my lifes dream" does anyone ever want to do that? it's like the final chapter.
so I guess I should stop makin yer ears bleed, but I just had to get this off my conciense.
I didn't call (not because its the pussy way out) but easier to explain everything in writing and reading. (ok kinda the pussy way out) lol
Well I will close for now, but, Just wanted to say thanks for letting me have the oppurtunity to be with the NEXT BIG FUCKIN THING! THE LOUD PIPES
I will definetly support you in everything, and if ya need anything or what have you....just call. I will keep a look out for you guys playin too.
p.s. u guys going to SuperSuckers on Wed. and Nashville Pussy on sat right!? better! lol
Thanks again
KEEP IT LOUD!!!!
Brad"


Ha Ha Ha...

Oh yeah and on a lighter note Jesse Jerk and i went to the double down last nite to see the briefs, we left after three songs...

4/15/02 Tax Day!
Do i have news for you? OH YEAH!!!!!!
Well I guess i should start at the beginning. Oh yeah, and i'm sorry i haven't updated in a while...i just looked at the site stats today and noticed we've been getting alot of hits since we played that show, which by the way Thanks to EVERYONE that showed up...
Speaking of The Tremorz show...The Pics should be posted by the time everyone reads this, I Swear in the future i'll be much Quicker in posting everything.
Has Anyone seen Brad? Well we havent' thats for sure, not since the show anyway... I guess he doesn't wanna be a Loud Pipe. Hmph!
Thats okay, he's already been replaced...But sorry kids, its a suprise!
I'm not sure when the next shows gonna be. Jessica, formerly from the PinHeads asked us to play the riot grrrl benefit show on June 1st.
We got the boot from our Rehearsal Space a couple weeks ago cuz we thought we'd be rehearsing at brads then he went MIA. So now we're sharing a space with Inviolet Row.

3/14/02
Well Well Welll...... We finally have us a singer !!! Our first pratice with Brad workedout graet . I think he'll fit in just fine . He is a pompus ass just like me . So get ready to get you head kicked in on the 24th . Las vegas will finally have a SLEEEEZY Rock -n-Roll band that will live up to being from Sin City . That's all for now . See you Jerks and Jerkettes later !!!!!
Lovingly yours , Jesse Jerk

3/13/02
I HATE THE DISTILLERS!

3/10/02
AHHHHHHHHHH....Last nite we had a BBQ! wow... We ended up at the Palamino feeding ones to naked strippers (while sippin' gin & tonics, I LOVE THAT PLACE!) any place where they'll show you they're STUFF for $1 is highly recomended by me! and i'm willing to vouch for the rest of the band that its LOUD PIPES approved!
Got the flyers done for the show at tremorz...click here to check em' out!

3/06/02
Joe's wife gave birth to they're baby girl Joey Elizabeth at 9:57 tonite! He says both baby and mommy are doing fine!
In less life altering news we had a "fiesta" tonite at the house, chris came over and our new singer (i think) Brad was here...i drank waaaaaaaaaay too many margarita's and i KNOW i'm gonna pay for it tommorrow.

3/03/02
The footage we got the other day at practice wasn't very good, you really couldn't hear the vocals. So we scraped it and tried again thursday...still no luck.

2/26/02:
We just got back from band practice...We recorded it on Jesse's Camcorder and i'm gonna try to make some MP3's out of them if the vocals are clear enough (knock on wood) otherwise your just gonna have to wait for the real recording...it shouldn't be long though, the recording gear is sitting in my dinning room and i think we're gonna start next week. sooooooooooo...
I FINALLY broke a Bass string tonite...i know that sounds pussy like i haven't been trying hard enough, but its still a cute little milestone i think...and since this Loud Pipes NEWS section is just turning into my own personal diary i just thought i'd share.
I think thats it for now, The show at Tremorz on March 24th with the Toilet boys is gonna be our first show...

2/23/02:
Did i previously suggest Hurrican Harry's? What the FUCK was i thinking?? That place was a NITE MARE...the only saving grace of the evening was when the disco-fool dj's played "Black in Black" and I danced Like a total reject in the middle of the dance floor...But then my so-called bestfriend abandoned me (she said she was laughing too hard) and i narrowly escaped a dry-humping from some Jock-disco guy....YUCK.
So anyway...i take it all back. Its not worth the free drinks.

2/21/02
Jesse's been really sick so we cut band practice short tonite...Then we went to the Lucky Stiffs show at The Boston...It was cool, there were a bunch of people there we haven't seen in a while. My friend Stacey's in Town from Colorado...its been a couple months since she's been in town and there were some people she had to see, Lick (oops, i mean Rick) for instance.

2/20/02
Not much happening, The Agent Orange show was cancelled so dont' bother showing up to the Junkyard this Saturday, Something between the Promoters and the Venue, anyway save your money and go to Hurricane Harry's (I heard they have free drinks from 10pm to 11pm).

2/17/02:
Went to see The Dillinger Escape Plan last nite... one word, ohmygawd! We're playing a show with Ricky's new band The Gnomes (or Dirty Babies) and The Toilet Boys at Tremorz on the 24th of March at Tremorz.
Tonite is Manic Hispanic at the Awards Ceremony for the Bowling Tournament...This whole weekend got kinda fucked up, everyone that was supposed to be in town wasn't.
Dillinger was the saving grace, even if you dont' dig hardcore i wouldn't recomend missing this...its amazing. 15 seconds into the first song the Guitar Player CRACKED the Singer in the Mouth with the really pointy headstock of some metal guitar (picture a jackson). It looked like he lost his tooth...they turned on the lights and i think they were even looking for it...but anyway the show went on and was...Amazing.

2/12/02:
Since the DIY Bowling Tournament is once again gracing our lovely city i took the liberty of putting up last years Bowling pics...No none of us were on a team. But i had my trusty Polaroid so at least they're's Pictures to proove it. Anyway click here to check them out

2/11/02:
The milk went bad. oh yeah and remember, Saturday Febuary 23rd is our first show, with Agent Orange at the Junk Yard Live on Eastern and Sahara.

2/10/02:
Not much going on, another weekend spent in search of car parts... Jesse & Chris took me with em' to the
out door swap meet today... It was RAD. Jess bought me a new sling shot! Then i promptly came home, aimed too high at the pigeon, and hit the neighbors house...Oops! and all of you that are saying to yourselves..."wait, roxie...your a vegetarian!" i will say this: its all about the HUNT, not the KILL...besides i figure it like this, all those animals i'm saving by not eating hamburgers and chicken wings, I've gotta lotta room to sling pebbles at those bastard pigeons in my backyard! Besides i'm a really bad shot...

2/7/02:
That was short lived...Jesse's singing again. Practice was over after he broke the second string of the evening so we stole some sod and went home...and like a couple of tweekers we LAID sod at 11' o'clock!

2/1/02:
Josette said she'd do it, so we took her to practice last nite. Nothing Yet... She's says she's gotta right lyrics...

1/31/02:
I had an epiphany...some of you may know, we need a singer. Bad... Jesse hates his voice and just wants to concentrate on guitar, Chris wont do it, there's no way in HELL i'm doing it (one word: Dalians) and Joe is probably capable, but he's not either. oh yeah, so my epiphany...i was sitting in the bathtub today when it hit me: JOSETTE! I gotta go find her number...

1/26/02:
We just got back from The Dead Kennedys show It was a rousing evening...considering jess got his Back injury scripts filled earlier this afternoon and we were bothed hiked up on Soma's. I guess just saying it was weird seeing brandon cruz singning jello's songs is an understatment, Jesse actually grew up in San Francisco and is a DIEHARD Jello fan. Anyway, We left half way through the set...just long enough to hear "to drunk to fuck" and too long for Pinkies (The venue) cause jess managed to steal some 59' caddie tail lights (56' chevy wagon) off some prop car/couch they had there.
Which i guess will bring me right along to my next subject...the lovely morning i spent with Jesse and chris at "the lots" (and for all the unknowing...that is the old car junkyards.) At first it seemed like it was all for not...we walked around looking through alot of old bronco's and other trucks searching for a small block engine. Jess needed the reverse sunk oil pan for the chopped 50' ford he's building (and if you didn't know that by now...your just not paying attention.) anyway they finally found one, and in lew of sitting there all day with a tool box full on misc. socket wrentches, jesse some how got some guy driving a fork lift to fucking RIP the Engine out with a couple of chains. Then on to another yard where chris found the oil filter he needed for his Chevy...all the while ducking under the monstrous mt. car-more.
So everything accomplished we found our way to the FINE DINNING establishment known to the Lay-man as the "IRON SKILLET" where in fact you are are served on ALUMINUM skillets...but i guess thats just a minor detail.

anyway now we're both drunk...and uh...its bed time...

thats it.

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