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Skippy Skip
Vs.
Romey418

First let me start up and grab everyones attention
now all of ya'll watch as my mic starts its ascension
cant wait to see ahead, when ur streetsweepin an im sitin on a pension
now ill take time out an give evryones name a mention

We got franken, striaght representin the hood yo
got burja gettin booty????? F@!$IN HELLLLLL NOOO!
shaun gets hoes, i think he takes it in the ass tho
an asian dont chase booty, cuz he too busy sellin f@!$in Cutco

 

skippy skip watch out now, gow hide in the shade
cuz da supa gook be extinguishin your stank ryhmes like some glade
you wanna battle me you betta get to thinkin
cuz im not playin or pimpin... im str8 "dinkin"

if you unfamiliar with the term ask the munchkin
cuz she was da firs victim that i claimed
so dont be madd wehn yo hunni "cums" my way
you only got yoself to blame

uh oh i think he just tried to flow free a fly line
but im sorry, keep practicin if u wanna become divine
cuz right now ur a bunkMC, sippin a 40 while i sip the finest wine
profanity? now i gotta wash ur mouth out with turpentine

i still cant believe u even tried steppin
we both know thats really 15lbs on the bench ur reppin
o theres the bell for the end of round two
lucky boy the ref pulled u away before my real lines came thru

  

oh shit oh shit... it seems the white boi wants to step
hold up while i let yo momz cum from under the desk and catch her breath
you need all dat bass in yo ride to rattle yo foreskin
while yo diamonds gettin off on teddy rukspin


who you think you foolin wich yo phat farm and sean john
das like a fricken azn with a long schlong
it just dont fit so trus me when i say
ima be waitin for da nex broke ass rhyme you have to relay
Ive tried to rise above, dedicatin time to my books,
page and pen
which made me elite, like ur a stopwatch and im
BIG fuckin BEN
Humbleness and strength are virtues
that i seize
it take time and perserverance
to be a tru MC
These little lines u can browse
at ur leisure
But dont dig too deep, it meaning can drop
u with a seizure		   im sick of all thos bustas out there who say theyre "tryin"
ish all good its not me to whom you lyin
not hidin behind the fact that i friecken tried
my efforts to improve myself cannot be denied
im growin at rates no one can concieve
i am adam and you my bitch, you're my eve
some day ima own dis world dat you livin in
im da surplus and you the petty dividend
fortune 500 or all dis dot com shit
or makin my billions of dese lyrics dat i spit
one things fo sho
when i come across all dis fame
your wife is gonna be screamin JEROME!!!
and not cuz ima household name
WHAT!!?!?

 

10. you are 5'3" tall and you are still the tallest one in your family
9. your eyes dissapear when you smile
8. it is 100 degrees outside and you still have 7 layers of clothes on
7.

you have ever eaten spam for breakfast
6. your hair looks like it hasn't grown in 3 years because you get it cut every other day
5. you have never heard of dave matthews band
4. you spend more time on your car than you spend "ON" your girlfriend
3. you got hungry while watching Lassie
2. Your penis is shrivled before you get in the pool
1. if your name is Jerome, and all the ladies want you, even the white ones, and all the white guys wish they were you, and you are the #1 Freestyle nigga in dis whole place.... You might be a Gook!!!!!


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