We think that life is peachy,
Though death is fascinating...
Welcome to the twizted world of us.
So sit back, relax, take a valium...
And indulge in this here fucked up site...
Let's take a minute to get acquainted, shall we?
We be Lynda,
Alex,
Crystal and Ash
Who be you?
Sign our guestbook...
This site has no purpose, no meaning
But fuck that...
Take a look around, why not?
You're here now anyway...
Love us, hate us
Just dont fuck with us...
It could get messy...
