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Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time to

REASONS TO GO TO WORK NAKED!




OLD LADIES' NOGGINS'

Three old ladies were sitting in a diner chatting about various things. One of the ladies said "you know, I'm getting really forgetful these days! Yesterday I was at the top of the stairs and I couldn't remember if I'd just climbed them or was going back down!"

"Thats nothing said the second old lady, the other day I was sitting on the edge of my bed and I couldn't remember if I was getting up or just about to go to sleep!"

"Thankfully" said the third old lady, "I have no problems with my memory whatsoever, still got everything up top I have - touch wood" she said knocking on the wooden table. Then, with a startled look on her face, she says "who's there!"