We fade into a blackened arena,
which judging by the few signs that are visible in it, is the Palais
Omnisports in Paris, France, this week's home to PCW Conspiracy as they continue
thier tour of Europe... Inside this darkened arena, we see that the PCW crew
has already set the ring up for the show. Inside this ring is a small
spotlight, with a figure in the middle of it. The figure is obviously
female, but her long hair blocks the view of her face. But, her Riona
Langly hockey jersey easily reveals the identity of this person.
Riona: You might be wondering what I'm doing here, in the middle of a blackened arena when it's such a great day outside. That's very simple... See, I do these sort of promos every so often to show others of my mindset. This ring, even if it's in a different location each week... this is my home. My house in Buffalo is really just that, a house. It's a place to live, and a place to recover when I get laid out in one way or another. But, that house is not where I feel truely comfortable... No, this is where I feel comfortable. In this ring, wrestling someone in front of the sheep who would boo me for stating the obvious...
Riona takes a small step in
the ring and shakes the hair out of her eyes...
But this week, I'm being forced to wrestle in a match in which the ring is
inconsequental... Randall Moran, those in management are giving you every
opprotunity to suceed in this match. It's something I'm used to, but never
expected in a federation run by someone I call friend. Then again,
in his condition, who really knows WHO is running the place anymore. But,
I'm digressing from the point... The poiint is that you've been giving every
opprotunity to win this match Randy... and you're just going to throw it
away like you did the PCW World Championship. We don't even have to
wrestle tonight, I already know the outcome from what I saw of your attitude
Riona points to the PCWVision
(or whatever the 'ell it's called) where a video plays showing some of Randall's
The video stops and Riona chuckles a bit...
No, Randy, you're the one who doesn't know me very well... See, I never think
someone is going to go easy on me when I'm a girl. If you paid so much
attention to my career, you would know that I went through alot just to be
treated as a wrestler, not a piece of tits in the ring. If you actually
read those magazines, then you would know that I've wrestled in 15 countries,
and in half of them I wrestled against men... especially in Russia, where I gave up somewhere around 150 pounds and 6 inches to the people I wrestled. What happenend? I made them tap... You're no different Randall. See, you want to talk about me watching matches of yours... You wanna know why? It's not to try and figure out EVERY move you use in a match. No, it's more to understand the style of wrestling that my opponent uses.
Riona: You, Randall Moran, are a brawler... you admitted it in your last promo against me. You're not keen on technical wrestling, and you prefer to use weapons in a match. There, I've summed up your style just like that... So, why do I watch your tapes? It's the tendancies... Not everyone uses the same moves every match, I know that. But, there are a few things about a person's wrestling style that are always done and can be exploited very easily. Maybe it's something they do before hitting a big move to watch out for. Maybe it's a certain move that they do as a reversal... There's always something about a person's wrestling style that can be picked apart and exploited for my own gains. I obsess over tapes to have that mental advantage over my opponent... not that it's very hard with you, since you seem to breeze through life not giving two cents about wrestling. And to that, I'm going to tell you the exact same thing I told Adriana Garcia... Get the fuck out of PCW if you don't give a fuck. PCW, not just me, doesn't want you making a mockery of what others have bled for.
Riona points back to the PCWVision
and the video restarts at a later point in the promo.
The video once again stops and Riona just shakes her head at the camera
OK, let me make this clear Randall... Your intrepretation of my original mission, back in ESW, basically is about as wrong as it can get. You probably, once again, failed to read the captions of my career. OK, we all know about T&A, and how beer drinking slobs in the audience like it. That was alright, I suppose... But, some idiot, somewhere, decided that since these broads were part of a wrestling show, that they should wrestle. And that's where my problems stemmed from... See, these overstuffed little whores had no business embarrassing this business by getting into the ring and rolling around in suggestive positions claiming it was a match. And because of that, every single female wrestler suffered the slings and arrows of opression... The fans became like, and I can't believe I'm going to use this as a reference, the Borg. It was either become what they wanted female wrestlers to be, or be dead in the water. Randy Moran, I've always kept fighting them, because this life, being able to actually wrestle, this is my life. This ring, as I said before, is my life, and nothing you, or the fucking drunk assed morons that would chant "Show Your Tits" to me, will change that.
The video wall shuts off and Riona slumps into a corner...
Randall Moran, tonight this match is more about you than it is me... See, you have everything to lose here... When I defeat you, your status as the number 1 contender will be like one of Nick's bad jokes. You won't really be the number 1 contender... sure, you'll have that shot in the near future, but honestly, could you look yourself in the mirror and say that you are truely worthy for that shot after losing in YOUR match? That's right, YOUR match. I said it earlier, this is my home, and if the decisions were made by me, then our match tonight would remain here... But, I don't make the decisions. Anyway, this is your style of match Randall, and when you lose tonight, how will it feel? Answer me that, how will it feel to know that you were completely out-classed in something that you feel like you're the best in? Randall Moran, like I said, you've got everything to lose here. Your credibility, your status in the eyes of the fans, your momentum heading into your World Title shot... This match will decide your fate Randall Moran... Will you step up and give the type of performance that a true champion would give? Or, like at Dark Impact, will you half-ass it and be utterly demolished because of your pride. Ask Adriana Garcia what it's like to lose everything against me... TLC was her match too.
Riona: Pride... Pride will be your downfall Randall Moran... While you're out with Judy, drinking and having sex, I'll be here, preparing for as long as I can for tonight's true main event... in the eyes of this beholder that is....
Riona sighs and steps out of the ring, heading to the back as we Fade... To... Black...