I have been completely out of an idea to write on my POV. Even
the whole 'news' on a Felipe/Gywneth relationship didn't spark my
interest as I kind of knew it was false. Still, I knew I had to
write something as the last one was getting old (I could even see
the cobwebs forming on it) but my mind was still at a standstill...
Until now....
I present to you...Felipe and Dr. Phil..having a heart to heart
talk.
"So, your highness, why have you come on my show today?"
"Well, Dr. Phil, I came because I have a problem when it
comes to dating women."
"And what problem is that?"
"Well...my parents nor my country seem to approve of them."
"And do you need there approval?"
"I...I do think I should. I want to make them happy, as well."
"Why should you? WHY should you think of their happiness
before yours?"
"Um....well...I have a duty, too."
"So you are putting duty before love? Is that what I am hearing?"
"I...well, I suppose..."
"Don't you 'I suppose' me. Tell me straight and don't give
me a muddled answer!"
"I really don't know what to say."
"Are you that stupid?"
"I beg your pardon?"
"Can you not just answer with a yes or no?"
"This question is not that simple."
"It is. You're just being a stuid idiot and can't answer
with a yes or no."
"I am not stupid."
"I think you are."
"I am not."
"You are."
"Am not!"
"You are!"
"Am not!"
"Then answer the freaking question."
"OKAY! I do put duty before love! Are you satisfied?!"
"See now was that so hard? How do you feel, your highness?"
"Can I have some water?"
"Later. Tell me, why is it that these woman you date are
so unsuitable and don't garner approval from your family and country."
"I don't know. First there was Isabel Sartorious. A really
nice woman. She's from an aristocratic family in Spain."
"And what was so wrong with her?"
"Well...during the time we dated, my family and country wanted
a royal bride of royal blood. Not just a noblewoman. There's never
been a roayl consort who was just of noble blood so the standards
were set really high then. And well...my family didn't like that
her mother had some drug connections."
"I can see why she wasn't fit. But would she have been acceptable
now."
"Hell yeah. You should see some of the women becoming princesses
now."
"We'll get to that later. Who was your next girlfriend."
"Giselle Howard. An american. Very nice, too. Attractive,
as well."
"And what was the problem with her?"
"Well....nobody wanted an american for a Queen. I think of
all the women I dated, she's been the one who was treated the worse
of all. And well, she did a small modeling shoot wearing a leopardskin
bathing suit. That got people mad."
"I see. But your next girlfriend..can you tell me about her?"
"Eva Sannum. A norwegian. Very tall, blonde hair. She looks
like a viking. Attractive, too."
"Yeah and what was her job?"
"Well...she was a model?"
"What did she mainly model?"
"Um...well...she modeled some clothes...and um....occasionally
some underclothes and nightwear..."
"In other words, she modeled panty sets and lingerie, too"
"Yes."
"I hear that she also did a small commercial where she was
dressed up as Wilma Flintstone?"
"No. She was just a cavewoman."
"Whatever. What was wrong with this relationship?"
"I suppose everything. People didn't like that they saw her
topless, in underwear, in lingerie. Her mother talked quite often
to the press, too. Annoyed me but what was I to do?"
"Muzzle her."
"I couldn't do that."
"Wimp."
"You know...you are mean."
"And you need to get your mind back in order and stop dating
women you know will get you nowhere. You are the one who is bringing
it upon yourself. Snap out of it, get your priorities straight and
do the right thing. You can't go around in life having your cake
and eating it too. Just because you are priviliged, doesn't mean
you can do whatever it is you want. Life is all about sacrifice.
So stop whining and be a man!!"
"Um...okay...I..um...I'll do that, Dr. Phil."
"No problem. Oh, btw, can I have your autograph?"
Big thanks to Robb for the idea.
Written by Michelle Gonzalez
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