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The Right To Censor!

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The Fleet Centre, Boston
Cactus Jack, HBK, Kane, Steiner
Cactus vs Steiner vs Richards
Four-Time LH Champion,
Four-Time Steel Cage Champion,
Former Hardcore Champion,
Current ERW World Champion
*Disclaimer* I've seen loads of disclaimers around so here is mine. I'm the ERW Champion, Censor! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Oh, and also, please thank James Hryc- ERW's Scott Hall for the great banners. Cheers mate!
(...Start Replay...) The fans waited and waited, as The Right to Censor questioned Foley's guts. Huge chants of "FOLEY, FOLEY" were chanted all around the arena. But no screeching cars could be heard. Richards raised his ERW RTC Title in the air, when strange, retro music hit over the sound system. The curtain was pulled and it was Cactus Jack! Cactus Jack is here in ERW! {Five minutes later} Double-Arm DDT to Buchanan! 1-2-3! YES! Cactus Jack is here in Extreme Raw Wrestling! And that can't be good news for Steven Richards and Kane!(...End Replay...)

*It is the morning after the night before, and Steven Richards is one angry man. On Smackdown, he witnessed the second coming, he witnessed Cactus Jack come to Extreme Raw Wrestling, and beat the hell out of The Right to Censor. We cross live to his home in Pittsburgh, PA, as he talks about Summerslam and even closer, Smackdown. The camera cuts to his home in Pittsburgh, with all ERW memorabilia around the walls. He has the ERW World Title on the desk, and as the camera fades in, he speaks*

.::Steven Richards::. What you seen on Raw is War was a travesty. It was a total joke, and it shouldn't have been allowed by anyone! Not by Vince McMahon, not by Ric Flair and not by Jim Ross. You all probably know that I'm talking about the return of Cactus Jack. Good old Cactus Jack, the psycho, the crazy man, call him what you will- it only means one thing for the ERW Champion...more and more pleasure kicking his ass at Summerslam! That’s right, I am glad that Cactus Jack returned, and you want to know why? I couldn't find anything to hate Mick Foley with. I couldn't find a reason to hate Mick Foley, nor could I find a reason to hate Mankind or Dude Love. But I want to take you back, before Mick Foley and Steven Richards were in Extreme Raw Wrestling. Let me take you back, when we were in ECW. Extreme Championship Wrestling, a small federation, not as good as this fine one I'm in right now! Anyway, it was Cactus Jack vs Steven Richards, in a Hardcore Match, in 1997, September if I can remember correctly. He took away three years of my wrestling career that night, when he set me on fire with the "Fire Chair" that had become a regular weapon in ECW. He set me on fire, and as Joey Styles screamed "Richards is on fire, Richards is in flames" I seen the sick and sadistic smile on Cactus' face. He was smiling and I remember, once he pinned me- yes, I lost the match- but when he pinned me and that music played, he smiled at me and gave the "Bang, Bang" taunt before leaving. And as I lay there, with no feeling in my arms, I could hear the crowd chant, "Cactus Jack, Cactus Jack" and I thought to myself, why can't they cheer for me? I just risked my life and have jeopardised my career, and they chant "Cactus Jack"? I have hated the toothless bastard ever since then, and continue to do so. I suffered bad, bad injuries and was out of the wrestling business until I came to the ERW. I looked on the roster and who was there? Cactus Jack? No, Mick Foley. I have waited and waited for this day and now it has come, I cannot wait to get my hands on Cactus Jack. You may have seen my face, and I will admit it, I was slightly scared. But only because I remembered our match at Summerslam, a Double-Cage Hardcore Flame Match. Flame! But after I thought about it, I realised that this is a perfect opportunity to get revenge on the crazy Cactus Jack. What better way to pay him back, than to set him on fire and to take three years from his career. And by my calculations Cactus, you only have two years left in you. That's right Cactus, at Summerslam, I aim to not only become the European Champion, but to end your career. I aim to put the legacy of Cactus Jack away, but more about that when Summerslam is closer to time. Kane, I also don't want you to think that you'll get off easy, I mean it, I haven't found something to hate you for, but I'm after that your European Title- but do anything to piss me off and I'll go medieval on your big, red ass!

So we come to Smackdown this week, and I have been placed in a Triple-Threat Match between myself, the man who I face at Summerslam, Cactus Jack and Scott Steiner. Now Scott, I have no problem with you and it's probably the same, but the fact-of-the-matter is that you're way out of your league here. Now hear me out. You are in my league, as you are a former Steel Cage Champion and a former European Champion. But Scott, do you realise what match you have been placed into? Myself and Cactus, we have history. This is damn personal. We are going to go for each other, and you are an unfortunate man, who has been placed into this match. So it is a matter of "the wrong place at the wrong time" but I won't hesitate to beat you like the steroid-taking dog that you are, because in my eyes, in this match, you are in my way. You are what stands between me inflicting Cactus Jack a lot of pain! So I will do everything in my power to get you out the way...so my advice to you is stay out of my way, so I can get to Mr Cactus. Cactus, you thought that you were so smart, coming back as Cactus Jack. But do you, deep down inside, realise what the hell you've done? You have ignited, no pun intended, a flame in me that not you, not Kane, not anyone can extinguish! Cactus, on Smackdown, you will get just a taster of what is to come at Summerslam and I'm begging Kane to come down and take a closer look. Steiner, Cactus, I will make an example of you two and both Kane and Cactus Jack will realise why I will become the ERW European Champion!

(He hears a noise in the back, and gets up to see what it is. The cameraman looks at his ERW World Title on his desk, and puts it back when he comes back. Steven becomes frantic and paranoid and speaks very, very quickly)

What the hell? Who did this? Damn, it was that Shawn Michaels wasn't it? I heard his promo, he wants this ERW World Title badly. Goddamn it, hold on. Maybe it was Steiner, or The Rock, or The Undertaker. Oh God, who was it? WHO WAS IT? No one can take this title away from me, I worked long and hard to get this ERW Title and no one, and I mean no one will get a hold of this. Its mine, I'm the most fighting Champion in ERW history. Why is everyone after me? I have the Goddamn wolves at the door, after this title. If anything was to happen to this, I'd go insane! I would, I really would. I would lose my mind if anything was to happen to that. I know...I'll get extra security, anything. I need that Championship, if anyone touched it, I'd kill them, I would. Oh, I love you ERW Title, I do.

*Steven kisses the belt and starts to hug it and rock back and forth. The cameraman switches the camera off, realising that the paranoid, and insane Steven may need some time alone*