DJ Spooktard's Bio

Name: erik jannesson
Age and Birth date:
20 / January 6 1981
Occupation:professional princess of butterbites at Lakeforest Mall
Education: Graduated From our Lady Of Good Counsel over 2 years ago. I now attend University Of Maryland College Park
Hobbies: In what free time I have, I endulge myself in the cheesiest of horror flicks, worst of habits, and work on material for DIMM and Dyssociated.
Located: I was originally from alexandria virginia, but moved when I was 4..then moved to silver spring with my parents, and then recently moved outon my own with several friends to gaithersburg MD the biggest little ghetto wanna be suburb on the east coast. REPRESENTIN j'YO!
Favorite Bands: Acumen, machines of loving grace, evil mothers, frontline assembly, leatherstrip,klute, decoded feedback, hate dept, Professional Murder Music, godhead, sister machine gun,wumpscutt, unit:187, monster voodo machine, newlydeads, fear factory, stabbing westward, nine inch nails, white zombie, godsmack, videodrone, sisters of mercy, type o negative, ministry,union underground, powerman 5000, static x, dope, adema, skinny puppy, cubinate, spahn ranch, london after midnight,insight23, chemlab,project pitchfork, pig, pigface, kmfdm, atari teenage riot, slipknot,Wormhole, coal chamber, genitorturers, margret heater, nothingface,vnv nation, x marks the pedwalk, staind, my life with the thrill kill kult, haloblack, pitchshifter, Full Devil Jacket, Finger Eleven, Oomph!,mdfmk, Iron Lung Corporation, The Deadlights, The Clay People, Swamp Terrorist, numb, velvet acid christ, ultraspank, cold, ritalin, econoline crush, Bile, DJ Acucrack .
Favorite Movies (Most of Which I Own):fear and loathing las vegas, lost boys,american history x, the shining,the matrix, the crow,the truth about demons,Hellreaiser Series, the dead hate the living, barbarella!,children of the corn 4 (gag), night of the demons, night of the living dead, return of the living dead 1 2 and 3, slc punk, waxworks, american pie, the halloween series, austin powers 2, from dusk till dawn, The Fun House, house on haunted hill, redneck zombies, cannibals: the musical, Zombie, Suspiria, Maniac, Mallrats, american psycho, screwed, meet the parents, jack the new york ripper, the beyond, flesh eating mothers, toxic avenger, orgazmo,
Quote: "we're all Monkeys" 12 Monkeys
Past Musical Experience: The first and I was in was called Death at 920 with this band's current drummer Cam Aiken..I played guitar for the band and we sucked.. then I later joined BabyDoll Johnson as their bassist..Then I started DIMM with several friends as Vocalists and that continues..This project just somehow picked up along the line
Nicknames: THE MIGHTY SPOOKTURD!!::trumpets blast::Princess butterbites, mrs butterworth, manson mess, nanner head, spooktard, fucking dead corpse.
Favorite Color: Black black black..I just like black..I don't really considermyself "goth" cus I'm not ga^%$#' I mean is I'm not all feminine like, I don't like those damn poet shirts, I don't like wearing a wardrobe that consists of a raid through my mom's pantyhose drawer, and I don't have some dumb ass queer made up name like raven, ashe, darkseed, etcetc or something.. I'm..... Erik!, I'm into.... industrial genres of music and some darker metal!! I'm pissed off and black is just my suiting color, doesnt mean Im ....goth...
Dislikes: pokemon and allthat cute japanimation cartoon crap..It freaks me out..and people thinking I'm all hardcore into marilyn manson just cus I look alittle like him.. Personally I'm using his cd's as coasters and frisbees, so I'm glad that that's cleared up. I also dislike these ignorant f***s who think it's funny to shout shit at me and think they're all big and bad, in their little herds of "boys".. I also dislike this popular teeny bopper trendy crap..clothes music etc etc.
Getting this off my chest: These damn gap commercials can go to hell.. Ricki martin can go to hell. The backstreet boys, N'Sync, and 98 degrees can fight it out and the loser can go to hell and the winner can kiss my ass.. Britney Spears can suck my cock and then go to hell.. MTV can go back to school, take some music courses, find out what he hell music is which they apparently are unaware of evident in the lack of ,...and then go to hell. people who support breeding can go to hell and take their dmaned whiny bratty children with them.. people who come to this country and refuse to speak this language in in turn make it nescessary for us to learn their language can go to hell.. Mark monkey boy the pedaphile from montgomery mall can go to hell.. Ok to make things short.. Everyone Just Go To Hell! And My parents can go to hell to because its their fault I was born a white hetero sexual male..(No offense mom and dad if you ever decide to snoop into this bit of your's sons handiwork). Thanks mom Thanks dad..You destined me for failure, because I dont get to part of thediversity that seems to be the latest rage..I just get to beand of course must be a rascist, male shovenist, and gay basher..I feel discriminated against=).
Secrets: I'm satan, and my socks are dirty
Religion: The side that says Im satanist is arguing with the side that says Im atheist.(Funny enough they dont realize how close they are) I believe in nothing..If there was a god, I'd give him the finger for the shitty job he did with me, but upon passing through a painfully introspective moment, I cant quite concieve of anything, much less a god conjuring up something as sick as humanity.
Any Famous Last Words: Yeah in the last and only even remotely funny words of Bob Saggot "I used to suck cock for coke!"..I really didnt..umm..Just thought it was funnyFuKYoU!
Musical Goals: a nice tan, stock options, and a generous retirement package..Oh Yeah and Dental Insurance. oh wait..I mean..Can I start over? Ok..My goals within this band are to disturb some parents if not all, acquire a groupie or two one day, and more honestly just to be as blunt, schitzophrenic, straightforward, honestly angry (not like this papa roach/ limp bizkit rage rock "Im so angry cus it sounds cool,and I'll yell and whine cusI have mental issues(hahah)" fake ass crap)and foulmouthed as I want to be.
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