AHS Title: Danzig Says, ‘Rock rhymes with Cock, cause he sucks Cock’

This is the most despicable movie to hit the theaters since “Purple Rain”. I haven’t seen this awful film and would shoot myself before I was cursed with being force to view it. The Rock is a retarded overgrown midget that may have fallen victim to a priest’s pee-pee touching in the past. It would be very unbuff like to consider this movie anything but a waste of money, time, and though patterns. Danzig spits on “The Rock” and would throw rocks at the rock cause he has such a gay name. Fuck “The Rock” and fuck the overbearing homosexual tendencies of this movie… as for you “Rock”, Danzig is buffer than you and is fucking your mom, sister, and wife a the same time as you read this. However, I hear there’s a hot chick in it that Danzig made a woman.

Buffness Ratingi>Danzig thinks this movie sucks elephant dick

--Dynomite