AHS Title: Danzig And De Neiro

Personally this movie made me nearly shit my pants and fronks face every person who interrupted me while I was crying with laughter. I only have one pet peeve with this flick; Danzig should have played the role that Stiller played. I just think it would have been more interesting if Danzig and De Neiro got into a fight and De Neiro (as much as I like him) would get the shit smashed out of him due to Danzig being inhumanly buff. Then, with De Neiro out of the way, Danzig could make: the mom, the daughter, and sister all women at once while AHS members root and cheer him on in his woman making process. Can you begin to see why I liked this movie? This movie had a great start for what Danzig could turn into a gold mine.

Buffness Ranking: Danzig is super buff, don’t you ever forget it you butt fucker

--Dynomite