AHS Title: Danzig Is Really Buff

No one from AHS has actually seen this film yet, however, Danzig has. Danzig told us that it was pretty buff in most respects only he wished Luke was in it and he should play Luke. Also, Danzig wants us to petition George Lucas to see if it’s possible for Luke to be taken out of the old films and digitally install Danzig instead. He was also saying that he wanted Han Solo’s role as well. I can’t argue with the buff one, so I shall begin the petition soon. Danzig even threw around concepts of Episode III being a one-man act portrayed by Danzig, while the female roles will all be done by Wynonna Rider. All of the light sabers will be gone, and Danzig will just sing songs from “666 Satan’s Child”, “Lucifuge”, and “How the Gods Kill”. Danzig spoke of possibly getting Chuck Biscuits to play the Emperor, but I don’t know how Chuck feels about it.

--Dynomite