AHS Title: Dude Fuck Your Car

This movie just sucked ass. Shitty acting, shitty people, shitty plot, shitty to think people watch this garbage and laugh. I sat threw this piece of shit with my brother and had the worst fronks face ever, not one smile came from my face. I don’t think Danzig would like this movie. However, there are some chicks in tight black outfits that Danzig put his salivating salamander in before, so it’s nice to see what Danzig turns into women.

Buffness Ranking: Danzig made your moms face look like a toaster struddle

--Dynomite