AHS Title: Only Danzig Should Punch Pussy Ass Vampires

Over careful consideration, we decided that this movie could have been cool if only Danzig was in it. This movie wasn’t a total waste, but still made us think about how much better it would be if Danzig was Blade, and his name was Danzig instead of Blade. I would have rather not paid to see this, but I didn’t get pissed and fronks face the guy at the counter, so it had to be an “Alright” movie.

Buffness Rating: Danzig give this 3 forearms made of steel

--Dynomite