AHS Title: Shitty Shitty Bang Bang

Okay, okay, say what you want about Martin Lawrence, but no matter how you bake the bread, it’ll taste like cat shit. This plot eluded me so much… why was a black man in Medieval Europe? I thought they never saw colored folk back then, didn’t anyone find that odd? Besides lame jokes only appealing to simple minded high school drop outs and loser ass fucks who think Martin Lawrence can never make a shitty movie, I consider this a movie to push the depressed over the edge and finally put an end to their pitiful lives. I figure, if we can get all the dramatic depressed teens that shoot up their schools for attendence to watch this movie, they can kill themselves and then we can laugh at how stupid society is for letting this shit hit the silver screen.

Buffness Ranking: Danzig shit in your burrito, haha, then you ate it, haha, you ate a shit filled burrito that Danzig shit in, haha

--Dynomite