AHS Title: 13 Reasons why Danzig wants Hollywood burned

I can remember a time when scary movies were actually interesting and good. What ever happened to the 80’s horror films where you laughed so much that you spit your beer up? This movie made Danzig want to hit everyone in the theater, and I agree with him I had the same gut feeling. Fuck this shitty movie, and fuck the people who made it… Danzig is buff. BUT! I must stress that this poopy unbuff movie did have that hot bitch from American Pie and she gets cut up and shit… that was pretty buff.

Buffness Ranking: Danm, don’t you listen when I say Danzig is buff?!

--Dynomite