Stereo-typing your friends and your randoms:
You can say you don't like to stereo type, but anyway I have this huge list of types of people. I know we are all individuals ....but I am fascinated by the amount of different groups and how they really stick to thier rules, the fashions, the drugs and the music. How they talk, the way they walk and the brand of beer in thier hand. Whether you agree or disagree,or if you are a mixture of several posses, take a look at my list and be frightenly amused.I was reading up on this in me psychology book, and found out that some people think it is a disorder to call people by a group name and follow this theory. But then they improved in sense and came across the startling fact that it is just a way of young adults and children, and even alot of adults,to get a hold of the people around them.Why they do what they do, why they hang around with certain people and follow religions. It is an easy way of conforming individuals to society, and making sense of the people you live with.
Welcome to the world you live in... the world of stereo typical teenagers.
Which is your favourite flavour?
- Punk - Generally dressed with tarten,safety pins and doc martens, punks can take many a form, depending on the music they listen to.Mohicans usually listen to old school OI OI punk, while the vans wearing, baggy shorts usually like the poppier, or more american style of punk.Punks are usally very opinionated about politics.They like to pogo.
- Ska-kid - Skank is thier dance,wildly thrashing their arms and legs about to punk with trumpets and saxophones.They dress like they want, ususally not much hair, and baggy-ish clothes.They are happy people generally fuelled on speed and beer, and prone to the dope sessions, due to links with the reggae influence.Stand well away when they are off on one, unless of course you have good taste too.
- Emo - Trying to look different from rancid punks and hatebreed punks, emo fans like black.Simple, thick rimmed glasses,bangs,a permanent back pack, chunky black shoes, jeans to tight and short and black zipped hoodies. They also wear alot of children sized t shirts with random slogans and like lone cigarettes.Can be seen crying in crowds.
- Raver - Dressed in neon(usually) tight lycra clothing, the raver likes to blow their whistle. They are rather fond of glow-sticks and U.V jewelry, and like to eat lots and lots of pills with E imprinted on.Ravers are nice people, dance like bellends and nearly always have dilated pupils.Hair is usally shaved or long and spiky.Baggy trousers on boys and old school adidas trainers.Dance in a trance to the light at a glance.
- Goth - Hmmm.Not very happy creatures are gothics.You know what they wear, black hair,clothes,make up.Whit faces.Not very interesting, but they don't have to proove much.Sometimes the rich goths have posh spikey intricate witchy jewelry.Smoke Dope Worship Satan.And Fuck Off.
- Kandy-Kidd - A more neon version of the Raver above, the Kandy-Kidds are pure pill heads of the 21st century,gathering in underground caves for pink and orange trance music parties of the happiest degree.Everyone is in love. They like small plastic objects, and hang them on thier body, mostly obsessed by 80's cartoon characters, rainbow brite and sesamee street for example.Drum and Bass is highly appreciated.Like drugs to make it all the more neon, LSD and pills (candy rolling) is quite common among the cave people.
- Alternative - Alternative to what, one might wonder, but it is basicly different to the crowd.Baggy clothing random hair and um cd collections. Listen to Alternative music, Dance the Alternative dance, and smoke the Alternative drugs.Pretty anonomous really.
- Club child - Gather in large packs, the club children aren't as outgoing and freakish as the kandy-kidds.Generally dressed in townie sheek,and glitter,the club-goers dance on barcardi breezers and fosters, and atrract sun-burn.Flock to Ibiza when it gets hot, and prefer dance to drum and bass or anything.Girls are quite high-pitched when pissed.
- Dead heads - Smoke too much of the Doobage,and sniff too much of the sticky white solvents.They listen to whatever their friends bring to thier dirty garage rooms, usually old school metal or dance.They don't say much, have one set of clothes that is in tones of grey,green and black, and their trainers smell.Bad.
- Rastas - Everyone knows the Rastas.Dreadlocks,red green yellow and black striped uniforms and alwyas wit da reefa.Have their own language, incorporated with the english, to confuse.They are very friendly and alwyas welcome you to a warm-hearted game of chase the chicken, or a quick session in the back alley.Have rags made of hemp and yellow teeth.
- Straight-Edges - Small t-shirts and baggy shorts, not to confused with the hardcore punker, the straight-edgers look alot like todays punks, it's just they dont smoke.Or drink.Or fuck.Well I'm sure they must, but the straight-edged bow to bands like Shelter,not much hair on thier healthy skulls, and have a high sense of unity within gigs.Socks must be pulled up.
- Hardcore - Baggier t shirts, shirts, long shorts,baggy trews and the odd back -pack, the hardcore fans are proud of thier yell.Aggressive,and can skate quite well.
- Indie - Wearing Brown or grey cords, flat V. old trainers and a random old t shirt, the indie fans usually like long straight hair.They are pasty-faced and thin.Aneorexic is preferred.Nnice people when you get to know them, they smoke dope occassionly/regulary and drink whatever you give them.Usually sad and singing about traffic jams and girlfriends the indie children don't do much sport.
- Skin'Eds - More in the 50's than anything, skin heads are the origan of punk, dancin' to ska and beating up hippes,they wear steel toed cherry reds, and are proud of thier working class roots.Braces on the trousers and smiles on the rarities, these guys will kill you.
- Riot Grrls - Small and aggressive or tall and spikey,wearing dark colours and armed with a growl, the riot girls aren't very funny.They can mosh for the queen.Drink quite alot of beer,spirits and other alcoholic beverages if ever there was a better alcoholic, the riot girl doesn't like you very much.Kicks ass among the male moshers, and has a tendency to go wild on the high riffs.
- Preps - Got the striped shirt and pastel couloured mini skirts and trousers? Then prep you may be. Clever and smart, clean and ...clever,In to anything college radio plays, from pop to indie to dance.One to many spiked punches and these guys might just fall over and drown in a pile of their own vomit.Could be hard, if they had muscles and aggression.
- Hippies - Tye die.Ned I say more.Hemp clothing,anti-bad people, vegetarians and long wavy hair with flowers in.Smell of veggi-fart,and mud,hippies know how to party.Mushrooms Cannabis,Herbal shyte and Deadly NIghtshade, anything natural will do.LSD also gives hippies that extra
- Gangstas - Guns and dark glasses.Moved on in like 30 years and now it's all Fubu and guns.Alot of dope, alot of curvy females with not many clothes and a lot of hip hop. These guys take stuff seriously but are pretty much very chilled out and laid back.Dont ask I dunno how this works but they have it all.Like gold jewelry sometimes.Uhhuh.
- Trendies - pet-hate.Wearing slightly flared jeans,tight pink t shirt with ' rock-chick' printed on in glittery writing, the trendies like rainbow hats and trainers that skaters wear.They follow the metal and punk crowds but are never able to ACTUALLY go in a pit, or dance without feeling self-conscious.They are nothing without thier clone friends, but boys like them.They care about their hair which is usally straight and blonde,and they have too many bangles.Whatever the greebos do, they do it, but pinker.
- Teeny-Boppers - Either pure teeny-bopper, into steps and s club 7, in tight clothing with un-funny T.V slogans on, or glittery flares, Or the almost greebo teeeeny bopper, who reckons they are fully hardcore metal moshers, when they listen to Linkin park and Greenday.Limp Bizkit and PaPa Roach and Blink182 are also favourite of the teeny-bopper, but not the original old stuff, the stuff thats been played a million times before, and got to number one. You know...the good stuff.
- Scallys - A posher version of the towny, scallies prefer Ben Sherman to Adidas, and wear shirts and tight trousers.Gelled quiffs or curtains and lots of money, they like pull, the scally girls in v neck tops and knee lengh skirts.Straightened hair and into hooch, the scallies like to be seen with a cigar.Don't forget the school-shoe look.
- Townies - Shaven head again, but this time witn gold teeth and a nike t shirt.Oh and nike trousers or shorts.And nike trainers.Nike ring.Oh dear. The chain smoking descendents of football heros probably, like to shag helpless girl townies who travel in packs of 4 to clubs in town.Hair screwed back tightly into a fluffy greased pony tail with...alot of make up, the girls like very high skirts and high shoes.Innit Sharon!
- Shape-Shifters - Can take the form of whatever type of gang they feel is cooler that week.One day has dreadlocks and is well into the top metal, because they think the metal girls/blokes are fit, and the next minute they are into the hippy style.Can be whoever they want.Have no personality.They go to gigs to socialise, not because they like the music or have any interest in what they band is trying to put out through to the crowd.Likes flirting.Will say they do anything, but when asked the shape shifter is afraid of trying any new drugs.Oh yeh.. i like that band too!!Wow lets have sex!!!
- Sloanes - The squelers in 10 years time, wear pink grey and black and suck so qucikly on thier marlboro lights they will NEVER fucking die of cancer like they need to.They say sweeeettiie darrling way too much, and like posh drinks like martini.Most are virgins, and they all bitch about the sluts.Perfect hair and teeth, the sloaned deserve to die.Pitty they are so rich.