*::wh0 ANd whAt i L0vE::*?
I LOVE MARK (and i love tina and all my friends but in a very .....different way.)
- skanking,cherries,glow worms,snapcase,neon green,pot noodles,grape sweets,good condoms,dirty nails,angel delight preferably vanilla, hospital dinners,u.v stuff,doc martens,mud,shag bands,water,mini skirts,wellies,having nothing to worry about,bed, tickles,sneezing,ladybirds,ducks,shelter,breeding clones,underwear,ignite,fire,smoke,salvia,mad caddies,american caaaandy,greek food,waiters,rancid,internet,kissing,hugging,vaseline,rainbow brite and the kolor kidds,dogs,bright beads,willies,screeching weasel,never knowing the time,capdown,beer,being off my head but happy,parties,interesting simple people,small brown bike,caterpillars,killing fairies.
- floating,bouncy balls,spunge,jumping,my big gay green thing round my neck,late night abnormal bollocks on tv,the word bollocks,spiderman,popples,bananas,throwing things at peoples heads,bumble bees,anti-flag,stockings,my vans,no use for a name,smashing glass,licking,propaghandi,totse.com,explosions,people all shouting and singing together,rabbit poo,scruffy hamsters,sun,sand,sex on the beach,cocktails,night,anti-product,drinking games,voodoo glow skulls,quickies,less than jake,water slides,kids near water,dope,southern comfort,jack daniels,pigeons,custard,dancing and making a twat of yourself on nothing but madness.
- sprinklers,butterflies,motorbikes,grass,bracket,worthingtons,alkaline trio,banana milkshake,teletubbies music,all things sexshual,showers,reading festival,flesh tunnels,goatees,fenix tx,kill your idols,knives,buttercups,horror,the exploited,audiogalaxy,my black hoody,big blue trousers,clare socks,melons,agnostic front,me first and the gimme gimmes,4,snorkeling,climbing trees,stars,strawberries,pancakes,jimmyeatworld,circle jerks,salad dressing,crass,mayonaise,big pills,rings,bush babies,photos,funny porn with tacky storyline and plastic people,barbie,action man,message boards,vampires,nfg,atari teenage riot,grand theft audio,pitchshifter,toy story,pink,the a-team,blink,chimaira,christie front drive,deep elm records,fat wreck chords,epitaph,roadrunner records,go,traffic lights,human traffic,the den,fugazi.
- Further seems forever,good ridance,h20,hundred reasons,philosophy,psychology,art,cartoons,anime,verbal masturbation,hedgehogs,gbh,f-minus,juno,lagwagon,leatherface,lawrence arms,penfold,quicksand,rites of spring,reel big fish,rocket from the crypt,spanish accent,glow in the dark,eyes,msn,lips,scabs,crusty feet scrapers,cheese graters,rainbows,rx bandits,snuff,save ferris,sum41,strung out,the sea,l&m,sunny day real estate,theappleseed cast,the ataris,skidding,the chinkees,rice pudding,stoned at christmas,metal clubs,the get up kids,the vandals,tsol,yeast,not dreading anything,rollercoasters,playing with blokes hair,learning,knowing,being a fat bastard and not moving for a whole day.
- having an endless list of stuff i love which is stupid,guttermouth,tongues,lemon yougurt,strip dice,fake i.d,hallucagens,spiders,thundercats,anagrams,pulp fiction,being stupid,being clever,mushroom hayer,rage,gameboy,pokemon red,digimon,when its all good,the word bollocks,trumpets,sucking,biting,calippos,platforms,flyers,posters,belts,mittens,sarahs guina pigs,loras cats,tinas dog,fles house,wool,fluff,sofas,20ps,pennywise,shelter,reach the sky,minor threat,dead kennedies,sex pistols,deftones,korn,soulfly,lit,spermbirds,nofx,bloodhoundgang,my wallet,28 days,dropkick murphies,godhead,linea 77,slaves on dope,goldfinger,bluetip,hot water music,waterdown,shouting myke,kaowin,and back in communist russia,spineshank,dry kill logic,the proise ring,sick of it all,grade,greyarea,catch22,my new found watch,laughing,smiling,
- belly ring,amen,hate,objection overrule,slayer,buffy the vampire slayer,bosstones,primus,machine head,new york dolls,some family,cypress hill,fights,mohawks,bleach,pantera,frenzal rhomb,limpb,deadlights,walkman,trekking,mp3,cd copiers,straws,hot chocolate,marshmallows,fields,no clouds,clouds,taproot,consumed,ensign,wizo,godsmack,disrubed,cranberry juice,coke,ouzo,taxis,glassjaw,system of a down,extreme festival,text messages,meeting new people,making friends,making enemies,hed,one min silence,candiria,tilt,swingin utters,not understanding html,long lists,frogs,queens of the stoneage,nekidness,at the drive in,all,sona fariq,jecket potatoes,posh tomato,dusk til dawn,playing,dickies,88 fingers louie,ICP,snoop,60's music,wu,eastsidaz,dmx,dre,eminem,ice cube,eazy e,noreaga,gravediggaz,birthday cards,christmas trees,the deep end of the pool,tricking,halloween,not bitching when everyone is.
- refused,friday,friday and saturday,free periods,the purple monkey on the screen,windows,celebrating,when i am happy and love everbody,kicking brats,slashing things,burning stuff,mocking,forcing coffee down it tastes like piss but makes you run around,straught edges,drug addicts
- You dont have to read all that...
- and I would be extremely surprised if you even read more than one word.... but It amused me on a cold july afternoon :)
but of COurse MARK WARDLE WHO IS GAY AND I HATE AND CANT BE ON MY WEBSITE BECUASE OF HIS MOST COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF CAMPNESS is the best. :).
No mark, if you are reading this, which you obviously are unless you arent Mark and are his murderer who just looked at his girlfriends love page for no reason, then see I do love you. Quite alot, becuase that list of shit i like, times a billion and squahed into tiny boxed the size of a pea times another 567 billion yillion hillion, is how much i... um...LOVE you! wooooo! arent you impressed!!!! Bet you wish yo hadnt killed that mark bloke now!