Want to be a local star? Come join the fakers, suck dick for beer.... you too can be an overnight greb!!!
**** I do not take any responsibility for any offence taken, and I hope you know if you are my mate and some of this sounds like you It is not directed at you, it is either coincedence or sloppiness, and a lot of these in different circumstances apply to me, so I and you, should not take offence, nor wine at me for my shitty opinion. ok yeh ok hmmmm ok whatever
If you do the following, or already have it then you girl will be a
- are you blone?
- have you got an oversized smiling mouth?
- make up?
- access to bangles?
- baggy yet complimenting trousers?
- a tshirt saying 'hot' or 'bitch' or 'hot bitch' that makes your boobs look even bigger?
- at least two piercings?
- black nail varnish?
- information about one more 'underground' band that nobody really knows?
- love popular alternative music like linkin park, offspring, greenday, blink, slipknot.... and worship them?
- LOVE socialising?
- laugh too much?
- want dread locks?
- drink barcardi breezers?
- have 'skater' trainers?
- want a tattoo?
- love somebody in a band?
- want to have a band but cant do shit?
- have shagged a skater?
- used to be popular at school and rebound it onto the unsuspecting public and metal scene?
- slut?
- patronizing?
- want to be well known?
- hug everybody you meet?
- like music that 'cool' people like?
- only buy cds that 'he' says are cool?
- avoid mosh pits at all risks?
- have a complicated yet perfect life?
- are a shallow fuckin bitch?
- git a boob tube on with your baggy trousers?
- hoop earrings?
- bandanas?
- RUGBY SHIRTS?
- hate townies and bitch about them, yet you are one?
- giggle and flirt with the same sex?
- will do anything to be a famous greb?
- started liking metal when it got into the charts?
- all your real friends are proper blonde slappers?
- transformed personality and looks in the past 2 months?
- just LOVE secretly dancing to r and b and dance music?
- change look everyday?
- look down on people that dont look like you?
- look down on people that you have used in the past?
- drop all your friends for 'cooler' ones?
- squwark?
- be reeeaaaaalllly nice to everyone and constantly act cool?
- local bands love you?
- you have no close friends?
- never been in love?
- use people for everything?
- smoke for image?
- buy kerrang for linkin park photos?
- never been to a proper amazing small good gig?
- never fuckin had music feel like its rushing through your veins and move your body with such anger love hate and fun like blood and adrenaline hitting your spine, and your brain as you step into the mosh pit?