It is now 6 Mar 2002, abt. 4:39 AM, woke up at 3AM with the thought that there are 8 basic notes in a scale (white keys), plus 8 sharps and 8 flats, total of 3 x 8=24. Yet there are only 16 keys to play them. ( a c sharp is also a d flat, correct?)(a d sharp is also an e flat, correct ? etc. etc.). If this is so, when do you use a c sharp instead of a d flat?, (both being the same key and sound).
Hmmmmmmmm a mind is a terrible thing to waste, and confusing at times to use...................
At times trying to help a person is like a milk cow, seeing that her owner is very tired, says, "That's alright Henry, you just hang on and I will jump up and down".
It isn't over till the fat lady sings........it's going to be awhile, she hasn't even left the house
Zero population= "nothing ventured, nothing named".
I want an invention where the keys on my keyboard are hooked up directly to my spell checker. ("Bill Gates where are you when I REALLY need you?")
Doc says, "Your left leg hurts because of old age.", my right leg is just as old, but it is fine hmmmm.
I was so hung over one morning, the crack of dawn was loud.
I'm getting so old that when I bend down to pick something up, I look around to see what else I can do while I'm there.
I heard of a woman who prayed so often, she has God on her speed dial.
To be really politically correct, must we end a prayer with amen/awoman ?
Are there not times when you really feel like telling a person to go to Heaven and get a transfer?
I know I'm getting older, I can tell you what happened at 1:42 PM on August 14, 1951, but I forgot what I had for supper last Sunday.
Genealogy is finding out about yesterday, today, so you can write it down for tomorrow.
A while back I found a photo with 42 members of my family in it, taken about 1905. I only know the names of 5 of them, PLEASE do put the names on photos of family members (this is not wit and wisdom, just a request, thanks.)
Young, time does not arrive quick enough. Old, time arrives to quickly.
When I was younger I would look at a map to see where I'm going, now I look at one to see where I've been.
No matter the color, all children's smiles are beautiful.
"I hear that she had her face lifted so often, when she smiles her varicose veins clear up".
"He/she was so dumb, that I used a magnifing glass, still could not see the brain."