"last night's underwear in my back pocket -- sure sign of the morning after"



"every tool is a weapon *if* you hold it right"



"this is not who i meant to be -- this is not how i meant to feel"


"i am a poster girl with no poster -- i am 32 flavors and then some"


"i'm gonna do my best swan dive into shark infested waters -- i'm gonna pull out my tampon and start splashing around -- cuz i don't care if they eat me alive -- i've got better things to do than survive