Western Samaria: "In your dreams you have been here"

BEEN THERE,
DONE THAT CLUB
Why not have some fun?

WESTERN SAMARIA
TOURIST BOARD

The Been There, Done That Club was set up by the Western Samaria Tourist Board, to meet the increasing demand to give special offers to the growing number of older men eloping with younger girls.

Anyone can join the Been There, Done That Club, but as the name suggests, the only criteria is that one of you is already married, and the marriage partner doesn't know about your lover.

MEMBER COMMENTS
We caught up with one of our couples eloping to Western Samaria from Teesside, England and asked them about what they thought of the Club and the holiday they were on. For legal* reasons, we can not reveal the identities of our couple, but the older man is known as 'Bruno'. 'Bruno' is a older man, eloping with a younger girl. Here's what he had to say:

"This is the first time we've come 'ere and it's just class. Me and me girl have been in the club for a while and the deals are great. We came on this holiday for the equivalent of a fiver each in English dosh! We're getting married tomorrow on one of the beautiful beaches, which will be really romantic!"

HOW TO JOIN
Why not join 'Bruno', his younger lover, and many more, and join our Been There, Done That Club! It's FREE!!! To join, just fill in the form below, and submit the information. You will receive an e-mail back telling you how to take advantage of our deals!

Please Note: This form is purely for the Been There, Done That Club. If you would like to contact the Western Samaria Tourist Board, please use this form.

Name:

Age:

Sex:

Male

Female

Not Sure

Yes Please

Are You Married?

Yes

No

Forgotten

Several Times

If yes, does your partner know about your lover?

Yes

No

Not Married

How long have you been with your lover?

years

Is your lover married?

Yes

No

Forgotten

Several Times

If yes, does their partner know about you?

Yes

No

Not Married

Do you have life insurance?

Yes

No

I'm Confused

Email Address:

* the law to which this is referring is the law of the Isle of Tvanda.

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