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Welcome to the Western Samaria Tourist Board Wedding Factsheet Page!
As this site will show, getting married on the wonderful beaches of Western Samaria is the start of a wonderful marriage! As the view above shows, the deviant free beaches provide the perfect setting for a perfect wedding. The stunning region of Western Samaria provides the most popular setting amongst young adults, who are increasingly more likely to run off with older men to escape the traumas in their lives. This useful guide to Samaria and the wedding deals available will hopefully put your mind at ease.
We, at the now famous Western Samaria Tourist Board, would like to help you plan your wedding and travel arrangements to Western Samaria. This site provides a guide to the best accommodation on offer, as well as the unmissable special offers.
If you're already married, and eloping with a lover, and don't want to miss out on our stunning deals, why not join our 'Been There, Done That' club?
It's simple to join, all we ask is that you are already married and your marriage partner doesn't know who your lover is. Just click here to sign up!
For those of you couples in love, and want to get married in Western Samaria, here are the highlights are our impressive ultimate non-inclusive wedding package. The highlights of this package are as follows:
- a beach (where the union of two people in holy matronary takes place. Unfortunately, if we are over booked at busy times of the year, the Western Samaria Tourist Board offers an equally beautiful car park as an alternative venue. This car park has recently been upgraded to 'pay and display')
- nearby trees (for non-legal health and safety reasons we can not guarantee trees directly in view of the beach or car park)
- splendid public toilet facilities
- and for a special time only we can provide genuine non-deviant locals standing around watching!
For more details of that exciting offer above, fill in the form and we'll email you straight back!
The Western Samaria Tourist Board hopes the information on this site clears up some of those worries you may have, and helps you to make up your mind about your wedding.
Don't forget, book quickly to take full advantage of our sub standard varying quality musician offer, and be sure to pick your accommodation carefully.
Hope to receive your wedding booking soon,
Ben Dover
Customer Affairs Mishandler
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