Dbz Jerry Springer Show
Jerry Springer show logo appears.The Crowd is clapping as Jerry makes in to the stage.
Jerry:welcome everyone Todays topic is "My Girl friend left me for the man responsible for my death"So lets get things started.I'd like you all to welcome Yamcha.Yamcha comes to the stages and sits down.
Jerry:So tell us about your girlfriend Yamcha.
Yamcha:Well we met when we were late teens at first we were enemies but later we became inseperable we were madly in love.
Jerry:So what went wrong Yamcha?
Yamcha:Well couple of years ago,Earth was attacked by two evil saiyins. me and couple friends of mine tried to defeat them but sadly I died.
Yamcha:anyway Goku friend of mine let one of the saiyins live.Goku thought he turned good.He didnt even help Goku on planet Namek afterthat espcially Bulma.Soon After that she left me for him.
Audience boos again
Jerry:We have a surprise fo you Yamcha.Lets bring out Bulma.
Bulma enters the stage and sits by Yamcha.She is angry
Bulma:Yamcha why the (beep) did you bring me here.I have a life too unlike yours.
Yamcha:Bulma I want you back
Bulma:Well you cant have me.Vegetas my man.
Jerry:Calm down everyone Bulma tell me why you left Yamcha.
Bulma:Cause he is a SLUT!!!
Yamcha:She is a (beep)ing liar.
Bulma:You should see him he eyes any slut that walks in to the room.
Yamcha:Thats not true(he stops talking as he watches a female bodyguard walking)can I have your number?
Bulma slaps Yamcha
Bulma:see what I mean
Yamcha:Thats just one person
Yamcha:Than name one
Yamcha:Oh I forget about her.
Bulma:See if I get together with that mother(beep)er he'll cheat on me right away.
Jerry:Yamcha What do you have to say about this
Bulma:-(interrupting)He only liked me be because of some these(She rips her shirt and her bra. The crowd starts to cheer Yamcha starts drooling
Bulma starts swearing like crazy.Security guards come and takes Bulma away from the stage.
Jerry: finally thats over okay lets bring out Vegeta.
Vegeta sits by Yamcha with a angry face
Jerry:Vegeta why dont you tell us why you killed Yamcha?
Vegeta:Well the little brat got in the way of my plans to destroy Earth
Jerry:Why did you want destroy Earth Vegeta.
Vegeta:Because Im a saiyin duh.
Yamcha:I can't believe I was left for this (beep)ing psyco.
Vegeta:What the (beep) did you say Yamcha?
Yamcha:Kiss my (beep)
Jerry: calm down
Vegeta:He's just pissed cause Im more of a man than him!
Yamcha:You are not even a man you are just a (beep)ing monkey Vegeta gets pissed and throws ki at yamcha and kills him
Thats what you get for (beep)ing my girlfriend!
Jerry: well will be right back after these mesages.
Okay Folks were back
Before the commercials Vegeta killed Yamcha now lets talk with Vegeta
Jerry:Vegeta why did you kill Yamcha he didn't hurt you.
Vegeta:Well that son of a (beep) was pissing me off.
Jerry:Vegeta we have a surprise for you Bulma come out (every one is clapping)
Bulma:Oh Vegeta (Bulma kises Vegeta)
Vegeta:will you marry me?
Bulma:Yes I will marry you!
Jerry:Wait Bulma you cant marry with that guy
Jerry:Because HE IS GAY
Jerry:you shut up (beep) Bulma marry me please (Some people on Jerry Springer said Vegetas was so mad he is Power level was 50,000,000,000)
Vegeta:BiG BANG ATTACK BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM
After that the whole World was destroyed.