1. Well, to start things off... Flying. Would you jump off the cliff, or rely on some good, reliable, technology?
Just show me the cliff, and I'll show you the fastest way down!
I'd rather buy my plane tickets using Air Miles...

2. What about tails? Would you like to have one of those?
Yes! A cool one!
I'm having trouble enough with ten fingers and toes...
Let's flip a coin; I really don't care.

3. How about fighting. Would you like to kick some booty with your feet, or would you rather use that crowbar?
Hands and feet were made for cracking skulls!
Crowbars, Guns, Atomic Warheads. They are more appealing (And round!)
I'd rather just kick some butt with my tail.

4. What about the Transformations? Brute strength, or tonnes of energy?
Bigger is better! I want to grow!
I like golden energy auras!
I'd really get to transform? Or is this a trick...?
How about I just get a pitchfork, or some other assorted weapon?

5. Let's talk about friends...
I need to have my friends!
Friends are for the weak! Only the strongest survive!
If they're around, great. If not, oh well.

6. Training?
Definetely! I need to train to become strong!
I don't want to train. It's not fun.
Fine, I'll train, but only when I need to.
Training? Who needs training?

7. Have you ever wanted to rule the world?
Why rule it? It'd be funner to blow it up.
I protect, not dominate!
Does being worshipped by everybody on it count as ruling?
The world? Why stop there? This is only one, measily chunk of dirt, remember.

8. Let's say you had a bunch of slaves...
They had better work, or I'll beat them!
No! Set them free! Slavery is bad!
Why the heck do I need slaves? Annihilate them, for all I care.

9. Which animal do you like the most?
Dogs
Monkeys
Lizards
Does it really matter?

10. In your spare time, you:
Laze around
Train like there's no tomorrow
Take over the Universe
Destroy the Universe
Contemplate life

11. The best way to end a fight?
Thank and congratulate your opponent
It's not over until one man is left alive
Since you were the loser, you plead and beg mercy
Fighting is bad!

12. Bob.
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13. What are your thoughts on plants and nature?
Without nature, we will lose ourselves
If it's mechanical, sure.
BURN, BABY! BUUURN!
Frankly, I don't care one way, or the other

14. Which of the following 'isms' suits you best?
Imperialism
Communism
Destruction...-ism
Criticism
Liberalism

15. In all honesty, what would your worst trait be?
I'm too cocky
I haven't got a clue
I'm too weak
I'm not an Oscar Meiyer Weiner

16. Are there too many questions?
Yes.
Nah, I'm good.

17. What race do you think you should be?
Alien
Android
Demon
Human
Namek
Part Saiyan
Saiyan
Tsu-Furin