When you Like DBZ Too Much When You...

I was inspired to write this section mainly when I was visiting another great DBZ site called M. Dogs DBZ site (or something to that effect). So...

1. Name your first born son Gohan
2. Jump out of your window in attemps to fly
3. Tell your enimes that your power level is well over 5 million to avoid a fight
4. Tell your friend to punch you in the face so you will become extreamly stronger when you recover
5. Constantly quote DBZ lines in your everyday life
6. Concider yourself as a Saiyan/Namekian/Andriod, not a human
7. Attempt to become a Super Saiyan on a daily bases, or at all for that matter
8. Draw an "M" on your forhead saying you posses majin powers
9. Tried to host a World Marshal Arts Tournament in your backyard
10. Have a home-made scouter made out of an old baseball cap and some cardboard
11. Set aside your entire summer vacation to search for the dragonballs
12. Live in constant fear that Freeza may one day invade Earth
13. Attempt to fire Ki blasts at your family members and other people you see
14. Shave your head bald so you can look like Krillian
15. Tell someone to kill your best friend so you can become a Super Saiyan
16. Get four other of your friends to banned together to form a Gyinu Force
17. Try to create your own Androids for a school science project
18. Shout out "KAMEHAMEHA" at inaproprate times
19. Go for weeks and weeks not combing your hair so you can look like Goku
20. Build a time machine to go back in time
21. Call your mother Bulma or Chi-Chi
22. Plan your weekly wardrobe to look exactly like your favorite DBZ character
23. Boste that you can withstand well over 400 times earth graveity
24. Call out DBZ ki attacks for no reason at all
25. Refer to yourself as, "the prince of all saiyans"
26. Get into huge aruments with people because they insulted your favorite DBZ character
27. Carry around a sword saying Tapion gave it to you
28. Die your hair purple so you can look like Trunks
29. Bleech your hair and then tell everyone you went Super Saiyan
30. Tried to fuse with one of your friends
31. Walk up to the biggest kid in school and punch him in the face because you enjoy a fight with a stong warrior
32.Make a turban out of a bathroom towel like the one Piccolo wears
33. Try to figure out what your powerlevel really is
34. Looked in the yellow pages for classes on "controlling your Ki"
35. Become filled with rage anytime Funimation runs the English version of DBZ because they change it so much
36. Attempt to make your own Senzu Beans
37. Tell people they will pay for insulting your saiyan ansestary
38. Cut off one of your limbs and try to grow it back like a Namek
39. Have Z fights with your friend to raise your powerlevel
40. Give an oral presentation about the android Cell for your Biology project
41. Attempt to blow up the earth or an other planet for that matter
42. Get angrey at your cat because it dosen't float around like Puar
43. Buy a pig and name it Oolong


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