Bad FUNimation Lines

Goku:
Ohhhh...so your the mystical king kai! (to princess snake)
...ally to good! Knightmare to you!!
Nyehhhhh, DARN!

Gohan:
Solid!
You know whos just joined the super saiyan club!
Gooogooogooo...googoogoogoo!

Vegeta:
AHHHHH!!! These garments!! Are they for a man or a woman?!?! There pink!!
Servent woman, bring me a drying cloth at once!
Its amazing, how EVERY time you open your mout you prove your an idiot!
Ka...ka..kakaroooooooooooot!!
Thats right boys, mondo cool.
Excuuuuuuuse me Mr. Hotpants!

Kuririn:
Bro...
...seems like he's got hemmeroids or somethin... (to Buruma about Vegeta)
DESSSSTRUCTO DISSSSSSSSSSSSKKKKKKK!
Mondo cool!
So uh...are you new in town? *baby Trunks laughs* Yup, I crack myself up too, kid.
Gohan cool it! Your crampin' mah style!

Piccolo:
Special beam cannon FIRE!!
ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME VEGETA!?!?!!
Yes yes I can do this I feel great yes!!
Maybe you should get glasses for BOTH your eyes!
Nappa: That was a cheap shot hitting me in the back! Piccolo: Sorry, I thought that was your face!

Tenshinhan:
I can see there parachutes, there ok!

Buruma:
Oh great, now he's gonna get an attititude!
...besides, I hear he's kinda cute! (about Freezer)

Freezer:
Stupid monkey!
DAAAAA! SUPER SAIYAN!!
You should keep this as a back scratcher. Heh heh...a back scratcher...where do I come up with this stuff? Heh heh heh... (apon ripping Nails arm of)
Whatever turns you on, big boy...
You gettin' tired up there huh lil' fella?

King Kold:
Whats a Gokew?
YOU DIRTY LITTLE SAIYAN!
Im not bad...
Thats it for now, too damn tired, I'll do more characters later, email me some suggestions.

Garlic Jr:
How 'bout a belly blast!?!
It's the bottom, of the ninth, Piccolo!

Captain Ginyu:
Give the man a silver dollar!
Imagine working for the most powerful being in the universe! HAW HAW HAW! How's that for a 401k!?

Bata:
Bite me!

Nappa:
That was a cheap shot hitting me in the back! Piccolo: Sorry, I thought that was your face!