Dragonball Comedy
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Vegeta is an unlucky sod. He's the prince of the saiyans (a race that is now all but extinct). He was named after his father King Vegeta who is named after their home planet - Vegeta. Damn imagine that being named Earth its gotta suck. Anyway Vegeta was taken in by Frieza. But secretly he wanted to kick Frieza's ass. So when he learned from Radditz that Earth had something called "the dragonballs" which granted someone one wish, he went straight to earth to wish for immortality so that he could woop Frieza. But when he got there he had a little resistance in the form of Goku. Vegeta lost and went back to Frieza wo healed him. Vegeta ended up on Nameck where he was trying to get the Nameck dragonballs. Vegeta got most of them with a little help from Krillin and Gohan. But while he was playing nurse to Goku, Gohan and Krillin used the wishes on the dragonballs. Vegeta eventually got super powerful when healed by Dende and started to beat Frieza but then Frieza transformed and killed Vegeta. Vegeta got brought back to earth by the dragonballs and started training under 450 times normal gravity in preparation for the androids. in that time he had a baby with Bulma as well. When the androids attacked Vegeta turned super saiyan and basically destroyed them in a few seconds. Vegeta later goes on to join Buu and became Maijin Vegeta and turned Super Saiyan level 2. He goes on to eventually become a Super Saiyan Level 4 and fuses with Goku to become Veggetto and Gogeta.

The Alternative Theory

What can i say about this guy? How can a double Hard Bastad like him come in and get his ass kicked every time? its alwaysthe same... "I AM VEGETA PRINCE OF THE SAIYANS!!! I WILL BEAT YOU" Vegeta starts kicking the crap out of everyone and then "OH NO HOW CAN THIS BE?...... YOU ARE STRONGER BUT I AM THE PRINCE OF THE SAIYANS. PLEASE DONT HURT ME....." Vegeta starts getting beaten up "OH PLEASE KAKAROTT SAVE ME" It makes no sense how is this possible? Anyway after screwing Bulma,(which was never really explained but im guessed it nvolved him saying something like "Bend over bitch and prepare yourself")Vegeta had a breif gay relationship with me. He found his calling in the world of sex and Vegeta went on to have a successful career as a male gigalo. His card read "For a Royal screw call Vegeta - Prince of the Saiyans" Vegeta found that as a gigalo his training was far superior. Screwing was far better than press ups for training and so he screwed 450 women to go Super Saiyan. Recently it has been found that the Vegeta Sex Service has has to make numerous house calls to Goku's house. Chi Chi was obiviously needing some because of Goku's obsession with training rather than making sweet love.
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