Dragonball Comedy
Biography
Dodoria is one of Frieza's henchmen, he follows him around at the start carrying the dragonballs for Frieza. As part of his orders, Dodoria destroyed an entire Nameck village including its inhabitants single handedly. Besides this Dodoria doesn't do much. He gets killed by Vegeta.
The Alternative Theory
Not a lot to say, Dodoria is as plain as vanilla. Basically everything that happens to him happens in DBZ. So let me tell you instead about a little kiddie called Michael Miranda. Michael is a little boy who hero worships me. Michael even tries to imitate my actions and speech behaviours. Im sure that one day he will even offer me sexual favours because he loves me soooo much. The other little quirk about Michael is that he tells useless stories that go no where and he is pretty dumb too. Michael one day tried to prove himself to me by going up to Vegeta and starting a fight with him. Vegeta was going to kill him then and there but i managed to stop him. Instead Vegeta violated his ass. Michael started crying but then he started telling one of his stories. Here's part of the transcript.
Um Vegeta,
You know
Um....
Vegeta.
That hurts
But um
Vegeta
Did you know that
um
Vegeta that i
um Vegeta
One day i went to town Vegeta
and um
Then i bought some DBZ cards you know
and that hurts
and then i found i had a swap of that card
you know
um
Vegeta um
and then i lost the swap and it was really funny
Repeat that for the next 5 minutes and that was what drove Vegeta to suicide. I revived Vegeta a bit later in the day with the dragonballs. Anyway, more mis-adventures of Michael Miranda can be found on the site at a later date. You wont believe how dense he is at times.