Mr. Clown: YO YO YO! LISTEN UP! Who wants ta be a pomie?
Mr. Admiral: Well stated Mr. Clown. But we don't have time to waste! We must post the tasks of Popo! And here they are!
Chanters: AHHHH!
Mr. Clown: You chanters can join the Mr. Popo Gang too after you complete the tasks.
Mr. Admiral: I'm sure, if you're an idiot, you're asking why would anyone want to join the Mr. Popo Gang. But, to humor them, we'll mention a few perks of the group.
Mr. Clown: You'll be sent an ID card via e-mail upon your acceptance.
Mr. Admiral: You'll be part of an organization that fights for what they believe in--- Three personality cards and a toy of Popo.
Mr. Clown: You'll be permitted to put Dragonball Z and Popo related items on the Popo Gang's website.
Mr. Admiral: And, if you're lucky, you might even be able to hang around with us in dbz chat rooms. So here's the tasks. Good luck people.
The 12 Tasks of Popo
1. Obtain a copy of the list called the Twelve Tasks of Popo
2. Make yourself a Popo-esque turban. You may wear it as you complete the remaining 10 tasks if you wish.
3. Water all of Kami's flowers or in the absence of Kami, anyone's flowers that are around.
4. Make Kami some food. In the absence of Kami, you may just make food for anyone. Anyone includes yourself. In the absence of cooking skills, you may buy the food.
5. Ride a Magic Carpet. In the absence of a Magic Carpet, ride a regular carpet and pretend.
6. Find 7 Dragonballs. In the absence of 7 Dragonballs, find something you do have 7 of. Like socks or bran muffins.
7. Run through the place of the old guardians with Kami to deliver the Sacred Water. In the absence of Sacred Water, bottled water will work and in the absence of a place of dead guardians run through a cemetery or a like creepy place and act like its really scary. In the absence of Kami, take whoever is around with you. Like a younger sibling, a friend who is also doing the Twelve Tasks of Popo, or a family pet.
8. Teach someone how to speak at least one word of Namek. This someone can be yourself. Expect a quiz.
9. Give Gohan a pep talk after Piccolo gets beat up. In absence of Gohan, just pick someone younger than you. In the absence of Piccolo being beat up, just pick something bad that happened like a pet running away or a video being too expensive to afford.
10. Lead someone to the hyperbolic time chamber. In the absence of the hyerperbolic time chamber, lead them to somewhere else, like a bathroom. And be sure to tell them they can't spend more than 48 hours in this room.
11. Sing the offical Popo theme song
*sung to the tune of We love you Conrad from Bye Bye Birdy or any tune you like*
We love you Popo
Oh yes we do!
We love you Popo!
And will be true
When you're not near us,
We're blue!
Oh Popo we love you!
12. Check and make sure you have completed 12 tasks, select a name with "Mr." or "Popo" in it and e-mail Mr. Clown at clown_no54321@yahoo.com.
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