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DBZ MEETS FF7

*In game transporter*
Goku: Why are we doing this again?
Krillin: We're going to save Aeris
Bulma: I told you, you can't change the game... it has to happen!
Krillin:Yeah your only here so you can see Sephiroth anyway
Bulma: Shut it!!
*They arrive in the City of the Ancients*
Cloud: Whats that?
Yuffie: Is it Sephiroth??
Cloud: No...No I'm sure its not
Goku: *steps out of the transporter* we're here..hey look whos here!!
Krillin: *Runs out* Hey its them!!
Cloud: Who are you?
Bulma: *walks out* I'm Bulma, this is Krillin and Goku
Krillin we're here to help you
Tifa: *Walks to Goku* Hi I'm Tifa ^_~
Goku: err...Hi Tifa I'm Goku...
Tifa: So you here to help us I'm sooo greatful ^^
Goku: Your welcome... ^_^;;
Cloud: *coughs loudly* Did I miss something??
Tifa: Sooo Goku how you get though BIG mucsels?
Goku: I train alot..*whispers to Krillin and Bulma* Whats going on?
Krillin: shes flirting with ya.. Lucky guy
Goku: But i'm married and have kids....
Bulma: we all are but we're not here for long anyway
Tifa: Oh is something wrong?
Goku: Oh nuthin just chating
Yuffie: TIFA! Cloud asked you something why you ignoring him?
Tifa: I'm not I'm just talking to out new friends
Cid: New friends!? we've just met them and how we know that we can "beep" Trust them!
Tifa: But I'm sure we'll need Goku's help *graps his arm*
Goku: err okay....
Cloud: *Turning red* Tifa we need to talk
Tifa: Not now Cloud we have to go save Aeris, Come on Goku *links Goku*
Goku: err...okay *walks off with Tifa*
Cloud: ARGH! *Rugby tackles Goku*
Goku: What the..?!?!
Cloud: *Banging Gokus head on ground* TIFA...IS..MINE!!!
Goku: *punches Cloud away*
Cloud: *lands on feet and draws sword* Aeris hold on I have to sort this guy out first
Goku: I dont want Tifa, Shes all Yours!
Cloud: *charges at Goku* You after Aeris.. no Yuffie .. oh no your after all my Girls!!
Goku: *moves out the way* Hey I dont want to fight.. I'm not after any of them
Cloud: Lier!!
*Goku and Cloud go into a full scale battle*
Krillin: We need to do something!
Cid: Leave that spicky haired "beep" to it, hes not going to get far anyway
Krillin: Why you say that?
Yuffie: *hold up Cloud's materia* heh
Cid: *smirks* Clouds not going to win with out them
*Sephiroth arrives holding Aeris who is crying*
Aeris: Dam it Cloud dont you care!
Cloud: *stops half way through omnislash* huh Aeris?
Aeris: We've been wating for who knows how long there for and this is how I find you!
Cloud: But Aeris....
Aeris: DON'T BUT ME.. THAT IT I'M LEAVING YOU!!!!
Cloud: But..But..But
Sephiroth: She's seen the whole thing Cloud, She needs a real man to take care of her
Cloud: *starting to cry* But..but..Aeris
Krillin: *Walks to Sephiroth* You know you DO have to kill her right?
Sephiroth: Pardon?
Bulma: It's true read this *hands him Final fantasy7 guide*
Sephiroth: *Puts on glasses and read* Oh my... I do all that!
Bulma: Yeah
Sephiroth: Cloud you've got to read this
Cloud: *reads* Hahahaha I WIN!
Sephiroth: Not if I change it now...*reaches for sword*
Cloud: *not paying attation* I WIN I WIN LALALALA!
Sephiroth: *draws sword and staps cloud*
Cloud: *Falls down dead*
Yuffie, Tifa and Aeris: NOOOOO... CLOUD!!!!
Goku: Holy Shit
Cid: Huff...Not "beep" fair he can swear...
Krillin: Hey THAT CHEATING!
Bulma: no dear poor Cloud *staring dreamly at Sephiroth*
Sephiroth: *looks at Guide* Oh DAM IT!!
Everyone: What?
Sephiroth: Whos going to give me the black materia now???
Aeris: Yeah and I'm not dying for no Reason
Krillin: Bulma I think we've messed up the game
Bulma: Well We'll have to restart it..Goku destroy everyone... but not Sephiroth
Goku: Okay *power up*
Tifa: What Goku?!? You're going to destory me?
Goku: Yeah sorry but it must be done
Tifa: Dont you like me?
Goku: *shoot KI though Tifa* sorry not my type
Sephiroth: *eyes widen*
Goku: *shoot everyone with KI blast*
Cid: FUCK! Oh yes I got to....*dies*
YUffie: Why you..*dies*
Aeris: This isn't right *dies*
Sephiroth: *Standing there shocked* What just happened?!?
Bulma: We can't explain but we have to go now
Sephitoh: Oh their restaing... Oh okay.. :(
Krillin: Dont worry I sure you'll get the girl at the end
Sephiroth: *really cute smile* you think!! Thank ^^
Goku: Nice meeting you sephiroth *goes into transporter*
Krilin: Bye guy.. oh love the jacket
Bulma: *picks you Guide and kisses Sephiroth on cheek* You are cute!
*the Transporter shoot off*
Sephiroth: What nise guys..Awww dam it They took that Book....BASTEREDS!!!

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