You know you watch to much dbz when...

• You call everyone you see a stupid earthling

• You exercise every day so you'll be ready to fight Freiza if he trys to destroy the earth

• You try for hours to form an energy ball so you can blow up your school

• girls-you try to get your boyfriend to change his name to Trunks

• boys- you try to get your girlfriend to change her name to Bulma

• You try for days to figure out how to speak Namekian

• you start searching for the dragonballs

• you walk around saying your boyfriend is Vegeta

• someone pisses you off and you try to power up

• you have a crush on someone in dbz

• you try to figure out peoples power levels

• you put green paint all over you and say your a Namek

• you name your first child after Vegeta

• you wait every night thinking that Trunks will come through your bedroom door sweep you up into his arms,and fly you away with him