Party
Disclaimer: I don’t own db/z/gt or Jagged Edge or J.D... or Aaliyah’s ‘Don’t Wanna’
A.N: Ergh.... Chichi came like one vote off from being voted out... but alas... Pan and
Trunks still bet her...
And that lil’ poem Seisetsu recites he did actually recite... now I wonder about him
sometimes....
Yamcha’s Saiyan Babe: This is it people the Intruder ep!!! oh yeah and today we boot
Trunks and Pan!
Seisetsu: Woooooohooooooo...
Y.S.B: So what we’re gunna do is... have a little going away party... so that
means...
Sei: Party, party, party...
Y.S.B: Suck bite suck bite...
Sei: *sweatdrop* what??
Y.S.B: It’s a flea powder add... what did you think I was going on about??
Sei: Errrrrr..... *sweatdrop* nothing....
Y.S.B: And I got Yammie Veggie pics... Yay!!! Thanks A-jae!! hehehehe...
Sei: *blinks* I’m not going to ask.
Vegeta: What?!
Y.S.B: Did I say that out loud?? Oooops.... hehe *grabs her perky nana bar and runs
off* Let the PARTY begin!!!!
Bulma looks at Vegeta.
Bulma: Vegeta what was she talking about.
Vegeta: I don’t know but when I see her next she is going to the next
dimension!!!!
Sei: She is all powerful author you can’t do that...
Vegeta: We’ll just have to see about that...
Trunks and Pan have just finished packing their bags and Trunks lets out a relieved
sigh.
Trunks: no more dancing to that annoying Thong song...
Pan giggles and Trunks looks at her and she falls over laughing. Trunks picks up a
pillow and he throws it at her. Pan catches the pillow and she throws it back.
Trunks smirks and Pan smirks back and the two grab a pillow each and begin having
a pillow fight.
Strange voice over person: And since our two co-author’s are busy it’s up to me to
introduce the winner of the intruder votes... c’mon on in Cell!!!!
Cell wanders in to the GT house and he looks at a small party going down Chi-chi and
Bra outside relaxing on a couple of deck chairs. Goku and Goten hanging by the food
table pigging out. Cell looks round.
Cell: Where are these two authors that are too busy to introduce me?
S.V.O.P: Er... the diary room.
Cell pushes open the door to the diary room and he blinks as he sees Y.S.B sitting in a
corner of the diary room with a bucket full of KFC Hot and Spicy Chicken. While in
the other corer Sei is sitting with a large bag of sugar. He jumps up and begins
running around waving his arms about looking -quite- insane.
Sei:
Meh father was a green man from MARS~!
He and my mother were fro~m the stars!!!
Neither did they guess that my scars,
were from the green inside the~m!
I know not what a human is,
for not being around them that is~.
But when the moon comes out,
I will change into a green monkey yet don't pout.
I still look better than my fa~ther!!!
Cell sweatdrops and he closes the door and he looks round.
Goku: Are they okay?
Cell: Somebody take that sugar bag off that boy.
Sei: *off* MY SUGAR!!!!
Goten: Whatever you do don’t accept the candy they offer you... I spent three days on
the roof wearing Piccolo’s cape.
Cell: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
In the diary room the two co-authors are conversing...
Y.S.B: nice poem...
Sei: Thanks I’m gunna make meh some moneys off it.
Y.S.B: I’m bored I’m gunna invite my friends to this party.
Sei: can 18 come in???
Y.S.B: I guess they all can just for this ep though...
Sei: Wooooooohooooooo!!!!
Y.S.B: Gimme ma Yammie!!!!
Sei: Awwwww so that thing with Goten didn’t last?
Y.S.B: Ergh as much as I’d liked it too the candy wore off and I’m too broke to afford
any more.
Sei: Buy sugar bags like I do!
Y.S.B: Errrrrrrrrr... I’ll buy yours...
Sei: Noooooo this is my sugar *holds sugar close to him*
Y.S.B jumps up and grabs the sugar bag and giggles and runs off with it.
Sei: Hey!!!!!!!
Sei chases after her and grabs his sugar back.
Y.S.B: Aaaaawwwwwwww...
Sei: My sugar...
Y.S.B: hokay here have a straight jacket complements of me...
Sei takes straight jacket and puts it on.
Sei: nice fit...
Y.S.B: yeeeeeeaaaaaa.... okay time to call in my friends...
Door opens and in comes a rock, a blaster and a skateboard.
Y.S.B: Meet Rock... he spent a little while in the pocket of goku_in_a_wheelchair and
there’s Blaster my dragonball stereo and skateboard with the dragonball gang on the
base of his tummy.
Skateboard: *rolls it’s wheels*
Rock: *sweatdrop* I can’t believe she pulled us from the mental institute in to her
fic...
Blaster: errrrr I guess she needs me for music for the party.
Skateboard: *rolls it’s wheels*
Sei: Errrrr does that skateboard talk?
Blaster: If you’re lucky all it does is roll it’s wheels.
Skateboard: *rolls it’s wheels and bounces
Rock: and bounces occasionally.
Sei: okay I think I’ve had too much sugar I’m talking to a rock...
Blaster: What’s gunna bug you even more is how on earth it can talk back without any
mouth...
Skateboard: *rolls it’s wheels*
Sei sweatdrops.
Y.S.B: But loooooook what I finally got!!!
Y.S.B holds up a GT Trunks along with a Chibi Goku, a Pan and Gill action
figures.
Sei: You’re kidding me why’d you get Trunks? What about Goten?
Y.S.B: They didn’t have any Goten... *pouts* but now I have a nice small lil’
collection of dragonball characters. *puts the Pan, Gill and Chibi Goku in to a jar*
Goku under glass... ::G::
Sei sweatdrops and looks at Y.S.B.
Sei: That’s not funny.
Y.S.B: I know...
Sei: It’ll be funny once you stick Trunks under glass...
Y.S.B: But he’s too big he won’t fit.
Sei: I don’t care...
Y.S.B: You really don’t like Trunks.
Sei looks to the camera.
Sei: Duh! *taps the camera shaking the screen* Hey VOTE 18 in damnit!!!
Y.S.B: But there’s still at least two more parts for me to write before voting for the
next two to enter the house can be opened.
Sei: I don’t care...
Y.S.B blinks.
In the lounge...
Goku is watching The GT house on TV and he points to it.
Goku: Hey look we’re on!!!
Goten looks at the tv
Goten: Wow how trippy I can see myself.
Vegeta frowns and looks at the two of them.
Vegeta: Idiots.
Y.S.B and Sei come out of the Diary room Y.S.B carrying blaster and sets him
down.
Y.S.B: Let the party begin!!!
The door opens.
Sei: And enter everyone else who was voted...
#17 & #18 walk in first with Marron behind along with Krillen, Yamcha, Piccolo,
Raditz, Lunch, Videl, Gohan, Mirai Trunks and Chaoitsu.
Y.S.B: *mutters* how on earth did Chaoitsu get a vote over Tien I don’t know...
Sei elbows her.
Sei: Be nice.
Y.S.B: At least 18’s here...
Sei: WHERE?! *drools*
Y.S.B: Blaster some tunes please and we’ll be nice and skip out on the theme
songs...
Blaster: What the lady wants she got!
‘When I think about all these years we put in this relationship. Who knew we'd
make it this far? When I think about where would I be. If we were just to fall apart.
And I can't stand the thought of leaving you. When I think about all these years we put
in this relationship. Who knew we'd make it this far? When I think about where would
I be. If we were just to fall apart. And I can't stand the thought of leaving
you...’
Y.S.B: Hhhhhhhhhoooooooooo yea!!!! J.D!!! *drools* aaaaaarrrrrrrgggghhhhh!!! I
love this song... aaaarrrrrgggghhhhh J.D and Jagged Edge... *drools*
Yamcha: At least it isn’t me for once...
Rock: Sssssssshhhhhhhhhh or she’ll remember you and that’s the last thing you
want..
Skateboard: *rolls it’s wheels*
Goku looks at the skateboard and he watches as it bounces outside to the dance
floor.
Blaster: and off he goes...
Cell is now in the kitchen making up a drink and unseen to anybody he spikes the
drink and takes it out to the lounge setting it down in the middle of the table. He grins
and walks off.
Gohan watches Cell walk off and he arches an eyebrow.
Gohan: I don’t trust him. He’s up to something.
Pan: Well he is the intruder dad he’s suppose to not be trusted...
Sei is now in the kitchen and he grabs a LARGE bag of sugar from the cupboard and
he begins to drag it out and across the ground in front of everybody.
Y.S.B: Mooooooore sugar?! You DO NOT need more sugar.
Sei: Yes I do!!
Y.S.B sweatdrops.
There is a group of people up on the dance floor dancing away (for once not to any
these songs) the only ones not dancing are 17, 18, Raditz, Piccolo, and Vegeta.
Blaster: Hey!! ho yo tribute time to Aaliyah!!! RIP BABY GURL!!
*plays out ‘Don’t Wanna’* (AN: I don’t know about that song with the snakes that’s
just a lil’ too weird for me to have in here)
‘iI don’t wanna be, (Be without you, be without you). I don’t wanna live, (Live
without you, live without you). I don’t wanna go, (Go without you, go without you). I
don’t wanna be alone...’
Y.S.B: Awwwwww no more Aaliyah... so was cool.. and she was just older than me
to by nearly two years... man how errie... I think I’m gunna learn to control my ki and
fly that way I’ll never have to get on a plane again.
Sei: Yeahhhhh I’m sure you can fly.
Y.S.B: Hey why not? Peoples can levitate why not be able to fly?
Sei: Doesn’t matter customs will still catch you when you land.
The door open and Goku stumbles in and fall over the couch and Y.S.B blinks.
Goku: *from the ground* Oh wow who put that couch there?
Y.S.B: Ummmm Goku it’s always been there...
Goku: It has?? Oh wow...
Sei looks outside and sees Bulma swinging from a tree and he looks at Y.S.B.
Sei: I think they’re drunk...
Y.S.B: Do you think if we start kidnapping the cute cast that they’ll notice??
Sei: how long do you think it’ll take 18 to get drunk?
Y.S.B: She’s an android longer than the rest of them...
Sei: Damn...
Y.S.B: Yamcha on the other hand *grins*
Yamcha: I heard that! don’t even think it.v
Y.S.B: Damn! Oh well I’m gunna go mope in the diary room with a bag of jello
snakes.
Sei: Sugar?
Y.S.B: errrr I don’t know does jello have sugar in it?
Sei: Ummmm I think...
Y.S.B: well then lets go get high.... on sugar... *points to the readers* I don’t get high
any other way so don’t even think it....
Krillen stumbles in and over Goku.
Y.S.B: Hey you think maybe Chaoitsu is drunk I’d like to see that.
Sei grabs her by the collar and drags her in to he diary room.
Sei: We got to end chapter somewhere.
Y.S.B: Oh yeah right.
In the diary room...
Sei and Y.S.B are sitting in their little corners of the diary room. Sei holding his bag
of sugar possessively. Y.S.B with her KFC hot and spicy chicken, her mega perky
nana bars and a bag of jello snakes.
Y.S.B: hokay don’t forget on what you want to happen in the next chapter... Veggie
and Bulma are in the house along with Cell... tell me what you want to see to happen
next!!!
Sei: no more Trunks!!! yeeeeaaaahhhh
Trunks: *off* I heard that!!!
Y.S.B: Goten’s still cooler... oooh and I still have Piccolo’s cape stashed away
somewhere too.
Sei: you think nameks can get drunk?
Y.S.B: *grins* now there’s a thought!
R & R remember to tell me what you want to see happen!!!