Vegeta & Bulma Enter
‘She's Miss California, hottest thing in West L.A. House down by the water, sails
her yacht across the bay. Drives a marinello, hollywoods her favorite scene. Loves to
be surrounded with superstars that know her name...’
Bra is dancing seductively on the stage with Goten drooling at the base of the
stage.
Yamcha’s Saiyan Babe: I sooooooo love this song... yeah go Dante Thomas!! Welll
Welcome to another edition of the GT HOUSE!!! A’ight! You peeps make this fic
soooo possible and I wanna thank you for it... okay today we get two new peeps in but
first lets have a look at the tally up!!
First of all you should know my two votes in are... Krillen and Yamcha ::G:: Of
course... And I know how you girls love Mirai Trunks but Bulma has to enter the
house rason being two Trunks in one house.... *shakes head* sorry I’d get too
confusing for me the author...
Vegeta - 9, Bulma - 4, Mirai Trunks - 4, Gohan - 3, Chibi Goku - 2, 18 - 2, Piccolo -
2, Lunch - 2, 17 -2, Yamcha - 2, Marron - 2, Raditz - 1, Videl - 1, Chaotisu - 1, Chibi
Chi-chi - 1, Majin Trunks - 1, Krillen - 1...
Okay and the votes for characters to be kicked out have begun to...
Pan - 1, Trunks - 1, Goten - 1
The intruder votes
Cell - 2
Okay so who you want out of the fic vote and the next chapter they will be gone by
majority.
Outside the GT HOUSE
Piccolo and Vegeta are sitting calmly on a couple of stools with a chess table between
them playing a game of chess. Piccolo makes a move and Vegeta looks at the board
thoughtful for a moment. He then moves a game piece. Piccolo smirks and he moves
his game piece.
Piccolo: Checkmate.
Vegeta: WHAT?!
Seisetsu comes walking out and he taps Vegeta on the shoulder.
Sei: Uh Vegeta you can go in side now, you and Bulma both.
Vegeta smirks.
Vegeta: About time.
Vegeta stands up and he blast the Chess board away and he looks at Piccolo.
Vegeta: Checkmate that Namek!
Piccolo looks at Vegeta unimpressed.
Bulma is fussing over Mirai Trunks.
Bulma: You’ll be okay out here by yourself won’t you Trunks?
Trunks: I’ll be fine mother.
Bulma: *sighs* alright but any trouble you contact me immediately.
Trunks: I will.
Seisetsu: *bounces on the spot whinning* Huuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrry uuuuuuuuppppppp!!!
I don’t have all day...
Bulma and Vegeta walk towards the house.
Inside the GT HOUSE
Y.S.B: Alright you voted the next couple!!! Welcome aboard VEGETA!!!! and
BULMA!!!!
The door opens and the two walk in. Cheers are heard and Vegeta looks round
warily.
Goten: Ack! *runs off and hides*
Bra is still dancing on the stage. Vegeta stalks out to the stage and he looks round
looking for Goten.
Vegeta: Alright where is he??
Bra: Who?
Vegeta: That brat of Kakarott’s I’m going to blast him sky high.
Bra: you scared him off.
Vegeta: He can’t hide forever. When I find him he will be blasted.
Bra: *whines* But daddddddddddyyyy you can’t do that...
Vegeta looks at Bra.
Vegeta: And why not?
Bra: Cause he’s really cute looking.
Vegeta sweatdrops.
Y.S.B: The sooner the better... I want Yamcha in the house.
Yamcha: *off* LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS!!!!
Sei: *off* Oi Yamcha get back here you coward!!!
Y.S.B: *sweatdrop* I hate it when they play hard to get.
Goten is hiding behind the side of the house. Trunks comes wandering out and he
looks at Goten hiding.
Trunks: Goten. What are you doing?
Goten: *hisses* Get away from me Trunks... I’m hiding from your father.
Trunks: *smirks* oh really??
Goten: *threatens* Don’t you dare...
Trunks: *loud enough for Vegeta to hear* It is nice weather isn’t it GOTEN!!!
Goten growls and he lunges on Trunks the two of them scrapping on the grass.
Vegeta looks over.
Bra: TRUNKS!!! OH NO YOU DON’T!!!!
Bra powers up and fires a ki blast at the two of them knocking them in to the
pool.
Vegeta: nice shot.
Bra: ooops... Sorry honey...
Goten surfaces from the water and he sighs and looks at Bra.
Goten: no problem...
Trunks jumps up from behind and begins to dunk Goten under the water.
Bra: TRUNKS!! CUT THAT OUT!!!
Y.S.B: okay we need an interlude...
‘I'm feeling so good I knew I would, been taking care of myself, like I should
'cause not one thing can bring me down, nothing in this world gonna turn me
round...’
Goku, Chi-chi, Pan and Bulma come running out.
Chi-chi: Who’s song is that?
Y.S.B: *blinks* er I said interlude... heh but now that you mention it.... *grins
wickedly*
Vegeta: You dare make me dance and I will blast you sky high girl.
Y.S.B: Aaaaawwwwww....
Trunks: Do it!!!!
Vegeta looks over and he blasts Trunks.
Vegeta: Shut up boy!
Trunks coughs out a puff of black smoke and he dunks under the water and Goten
leaps on to him dunking Trunks under.
OUTSIDE THE GT HOUSE
Sei is walking back up to the house dragging Yamcha by the back of his collar and he
throws him to the side.
Sei: Stay.
Yamcha arches an eyebrow at Sei.
Raditz has a chalk board set up with bets going.
Marron: So when do we find out if we’ve won anything yet?
Raditz: When they’re voted out.
Sei: Hey yo everyone vote 18!!!
Krillen walks up to the scene.
Marron: Hey dad.
Sei: Ack! *vanishes author style*
Krillen: Who was that?
18: Oh you know co-author...
Krillen: Why did he vanish when he saw me?
Marron: He’s in love with mom.
Krillen: What?!
Yamcha: I don’t see why though... she’s an android. Hey Krillen why are you only
arriving now?
Krillen: your obsessed Saiyan fan voted me in.
Yamcha: Oh yea... her... *sweatdrop*
Krillen: *laughs* what’s the matter.. I thought you were good with the ladies...
Yamcha: shutup Krillen.
Raditz: okay bets are rolling in... so far 17 has made a bet that Goten won’t last the
day hiding from Vegeta.. anyone want to oppose that??
Krillen: Hey right here. I bet Goten will last til nightfall.
M. Trunks: I say he won’t.
Raditz: Well roll up and put your bets in!!
Krillen: Heh never thought I’d actually be doing this...
18: Where is my egotistical twin brother?
17 steps out from behind the house...
Marron: Hey uncle!!!
17: I’m right here.
Everyone turns to look and wild girls screaming is heard.
Piccolo: Raditz I say Goku will step in to save Goten. He’s like that.
Raditz: Alright *begins writing the bets up on a chalk board*
INSIDE THE GT HOUSE
Pan and Bra are sitting on the couch with Chi-chi. Goten dashes past the window and
a ki blast is close behind him.
Vegeta: *off* get back here!!! You want to be with my princess then you gotta face
me!!!
Chi-chi: so what seems to be the problem you two?
Pan: Well now that... we have *ahem* we’re not getting as much attention form our
guys as usual... I don’t suppose you can give us some advice.
Chi-chi: Cook them something. The way to a saiyan man’s heart is through his
stomach. Trust me it always brings them round.
Bra: But my problem isn’t that... it’s dad... he wont’ let Goten stay still for too long
then Trunks tells dad where Goten is... it’s so unfair.
Chi-chi: Well for that you’ll have to talk to your mother.
Pan: But even Bulma has a hard time controlling him.
Bra: Oh well I guess it couldn’t hurt to talk to mom.
‘Time is laying heavy on my heart. Seems I've got too much of it since we've been
apart. My friends make me smile if only for while. You can make me whole
again...’
Goku: *comes running out* Theme song!!!
The group of them all run on to the stage and get up and do a dance except Vegeta
who looks onward scowling.
Vegeta: I am not going to be reduced to that level I am the prince of saiyans.
Y.S.B: er but the King is dead so doesn’t that make you the King not the prince.
Vegeta: Shut up girl or I will stop blasting Goten and come after you!!
Y.S.B: Bah you can’t find me so there :P besides I am all powerful author!
The song ends but Goku is still doing a dance and Chi-chi smiles and shakes her
head.
Chi-chi: Goku you can stop dancing...
Goku: huh? Oh yea right! Hey I’m up for a swim anybody else? Vegeta?
Vegeta: *growls* no.
Goku: aaaaaawwwww c’mon Vegeta it’ll be fun!!
Trunks: *snickers* yeah dad go on.
Vegeta shoot Trunks a nasty look and he yelps and jumps behind Bulma clinging on
to her for protection.
Bulma looks at the others and she sweatdrops.
Bra: mom... can I talk to you.
Bulma: Sure as soon as your brother lets go of me... I can’t move with the strength of
a demi saiyan clinging to me like this.
Goten sees that Vegeta is looking at him and he gulps.
Trunks: *whispers* That’s right dad pay attention to Goten and blast him not
me...
Goten: hey I heard that!!!
Vegeta: Can it boy or I’m going to blast you both!
Y.S.B is sitting in the diary room in the diary chair playing with her great saiya man
action man making it beat up on a super saiyan Vegeta action figure.
Y.S.B: Grrrrrraaaaarrrrggggggh take that... and that and that...
The small action figures are fighting each other in lame attempt.
Sei walks in and clears his throat.
Sei: *ahem* the camera is on... and what’s this great saiya man business??
Y.S.B: *sweatdrop* er.... hehehe I love Yamcha honest... but there were no Yamcha
action figures in stock...
Sei: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
Y.S.B: hehe... I think we should bring someone in for hassling... er I mean
questioning...
Sei: Yes lets hassl... er question someone... 18!
Y.S.B: Um she’s not in the house...
Sei: Oh yeah right then who??
Y.S.B: Yamcha!
Sei: Oh no you don’t he’s not in the house!
Y.S.B: Damn worth a shot...
Sei sighs and he looks at the camera.
Sei: Well how about Goten? It’ll keep him safe from Vegeta for a while.
Y.S.B: okay *cups her hands in a microphone shape* WILL SON GOTEN PLEASE
ENTER THE DIARY ROOM ALONE!!!!
Sei covers his ears and glares at Y.S.B
Goten runs in to the diary room and slams the door shut. he looks at the two authors.
Y.S.B has started sorting out a bag of jelly beans by color in to little glasses... Sei is
setting up an 18 shrine on the wall... with very scary pictures of Krillen being
killed.
Goten: Errrrr.... *sweatdrop* rrrrriiiiiiiiiiight... I think I’d rather my chances with
Vegeta than with you two.
Y.S.B: oh no you’re staying... I’m on a jelly bean high and you’re going to stay till
that sugar rush goes!!
Sei: hmmmm could be a while... *tacks up another picture of Krillen dying*
Goten: you’re both nuts.
Sei: Better be nuts than on the wrong end of a blast from Vegeta.
Y.S.B: sit down, take a load off, relax fella *falls over laughing* woooohooo did I
just sound like Saddam Hussien from South Park???
Goten: *sits down in the chair with a worried look across his face* okay you two are
weird...
Sei: And you -just- noticed that???
Goten looks at the walls and he frowns.
Y.S.B: *puts a black jelly bean in to a glass with black jelly beans, and then a red jelly
bean in to a glass with all the red jelly beans* The store ran out of M & M’s....
Sei: they let her out of Vegeta’s mental institute to do this fic...
Goten nods slowly.
Goten: Wait if she’s in a mental institute dedicated to Vegeta then what’s with the
I.D?
Y.S.B: I’m the club Straight jacket designer and distributor who has scary
obsessiveness to Yamcha... ::G:: it’s my club title!!!
Goten: Hey stop the shameless promoting!!! you’re suppose to be questioning
me!!!
Y.S.B: it’s in Yahoo clubs check it out and if you join tell Kali that I sent ya!!!!
Sei: *ahem* anyways... Goten are you well aware people are already voting against
you and Bra and wanting her too hook up with 17?
Goten: Er.... no...
Y.S.B: Don’t blame them... *stuff a handful of orange jelly beans in to her mouth and
starts eating them* he is such a babe....
Sei: What’s your opinion on this?
Y.S.B: We shoulda picked Trunks he’s smarter...
Goten: Hey! I heard that.
Y.S.B: Want a jelly bean???
Goten: *sweatdrop* you’ve had too much sugar... but sure why not...
Sei: hey I want some!!
the three of them begin pigging out on Y.S.B’s candy.
Until next time!!!!