G = General

Subtitled: 10:30am

Yamchaís Saiyan Babe: Welcome to yet another edition of GT House... sorry I ainít been in but Iíve been sick... yup mondo sick got stuck in bed coughing and spluttering for over half a week now... in fact I still am extremely sick...

She watches as all the members of the GT house step away from her

Y.S.B: hmmmm *glares at them* anyway Iíd like to introduce Seisetsu heís a good friend and from my GT club I met him in a cute wee RP group called Bladeís Saiyan Elite (Yahoo clubs [I know shameless promoting] but check it out!!!) Yay! Well Iím going to be inside the GT house *grumbles about not being close to Yamcha* with these psycho six heís gunna be out there with those who havenít been voted in. Weíll see what heís up to in a minute. But first hereís the weekly tally up!!!

Vegeta - 8, Bulma - 4, Mirai Trunks - 4, Gohan - 3, Chibi Goku - 2, 18 - 2, Piccolo - 2, Lunch - 2, Raditz - 1, Yamcha - 1, Videl - 1, Marron - 1, Chaotisu - 1, Chibi Chi-chi - 1, Majin Trunks - 1...

Breaths deeply

Y.S.B: Hokay I think thatís it for the weekly tally up... man I mention Piccolo not getting a vote then out of the blue boom he beats my dear Yamcha... ahhhh! I know I know by one vote... but itís Yamcha! Címon!! People!!! VOTE YAMCHA!!!




Outside the GT house Yamcha arches an eyebrow at the screen.

Yamcha: I donít know if I want to be voted in you guys...

Piccolo crosses his arms across his chest. His cape flapping in that non existent wind that seems to follow him round.

Piccolo: I canít believe I got dragged in to this.

Vegeta: For once I agree with the namek. But I canít wait to get voted in, to blast that brat of Kakarottís sky high.

Vegeta begins to stalk towards the house Seisetsu jumps in.

Sei: Whoa easy there. One more chapter then you can enter you got a head start youíll be in there next chapter I promise just calm down.

Vegeta: hmph.

Y.S.B: Hey yo Sei whatís going on out there?

Sei: Oh just the norm. Vegeta.

Y.S.B: Right. Anywho time to let you peeps know VOTE which two you want in the GT house next majority wins...

Sei: VOTE FOR 18!!!!!!

Y.S.B: *sweatdrop* Hokay... Iíll just leave this section over to you... while I fix my Cd recorder for this shameless lets make these peeps in the GT house dance section... I gotta find the right clips.

Sei walks up to the camera.

Sei: Okay first things first... what is wrong with you people Vote 18 damnit and vote Trunks outta there!

Y.S.B: Oh yeah I forgot to say you can start voting people out now too... only two out and two in... it will be two chapters this and the next till they leave though gives time for everyone to vote. but this is the last chapter to vote two more people in....

Sei: Vote 18 kay?

Yamcha looks over at 18.

Yamcha: Wow Iím lucky at least my psycho stalker is stuck in the house. Herís has to be out here.

Sei: I heard that!

Piccolo merely shakes his head and turns his back on all of them his cape flapping in the non existent wind again.

Mirai Trunks: Where does that non existent wind come from?

Bulma: Beats me but you get used to it.

18: This is nothing but a shameless self promotion of the authorís inability to write a good fic if you ask me.

Chaoitsu: I like the idea.

18: I wasnít talking to you doll man...

Yamcha: you know I woulda thought Tien or Krillin, or Master Roshi would of even got a vote in here.

Lunch: Well itís not our choice. Itís the readers.

Vegeta growls glaring at the door to the house.

Sei: Er.... stay... good Vegeta.

Raditz: *snickers* heh...

Vegeta growls and blasts Raditz in to the fence...

Bulma looks at Mirai Trunks worriedly.

Bulma: This can come to no good...

Vegeta starts to power up ready to blast the door down to the GT house.

Sei: Well... I think we better see how everyone -in- the house is doing! LIKE NOW!




Subtitled: 10:40am

Inside the GT house

Y.S.B: Right here we go... Bra when you here this tune....

ĎShe's Miss California, hottest thing in West L.A. House down by the water, sails her yacht across the bay. Drives a marinello, hollywoods her favorite scene. Loves to be surrounded with superstars that know her name...í

Y.S.B: Thatís your cue to jump on the stage and dance... heh buttons...

Bra: Oh kay.

Y.S.B: Hey so Iím having fun playing with the stereo... so sue me... anyways Trunks...
when you here... this tune... *snickers* you gotta get up and dance...
ĎShe had dumps like a truck, truck, truck. Thighs like what? What? What? Baby, move your butt, butt, butt. I think Iíll sing Iíll again. She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck. Thighs like what? What? What? All night long. Let me see that thong...í

Trunks: *sweatdrop* youíve got to be kidding me...

Y.S.B: *falls over laughing* hahahahaha.... nope!!! hehehe.... you gotta dance to it man... it was voted in so it must be!!! *lol*

Goten snickers. Trunks looks at him.

Trunks: Shut up you.

Y.S.B: Anyways moving riiiiiight along Chi-chi when you here this tune you gotta dance...

Ď(X) Rearrange the whole game with my rugged sound. (X) Won't even say your own name when I come around. (X) Stay on top but remain from the underground. (X) to the Z and we all in the family...í

Y.S.B: and Goku when you hear this nifty tune from New Zealandís own ZED!!! (okay so Iím promoting a kiwi band so sue me... er no donít... I canít afford it)

ĎI'm a lover, I'm a winner, I'm a fighter. Gonna set your soul on fire. I'm a lover, I'm a Renegade Fighter. Gonna set your soul on fire. I'm a lover, I'm a sinner, I'm a fighter Gonna set your soul on fire. I'm a lover, I'm a Renegade Fighter. Gonna set your soul on fire...í

Goku: Ahhhh... *sweatdrop* okay...

Trunks: *grumbles* At leat you didnítí get the Thong song.

Goten cracks up laughing and he falls off his chair. Trunks sighs and looks at the camera.

Trunks: Sorry dad... I know you wanted to do this but... heís getting on my nerves.

Trunks blasts Goten til heís crispy...

Y.S.B: Er.... okay... moving right along!!! Pan! your song...

ĎI ainít happy, Iím feeling glad. I got sunshine in a bag. Iím useless, but not for long. The future is coming on. I ainít happy, Iím feeling glad I got sunshine in a bag. Iím useless, but not for long. My future is coming on. Itís coming on, itís coming on, itís coming on, itís coming on...í

Y.S.B: And Goten last but not least... hereís your little tune... problem with little number is that itís mostly bassy techno stuff... and hardly any lyrics for me to put in to words for this fic so Iím gunna do the best I can... (I never knew how monotonous techno/dance type lyrics were until now)

ĎI can feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat... I can feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat...í

Y.S.B: See /|\ look just keeps repeating... how boring... though nice beats... and Iím not one for techno, dance, or what ever you call this type of music... But cha good beats yup.... Iíve said that already... never mind... er lets just see whatís going on outside the house again shall we?? yeah... go chill outside... ignore me...




Subtitled: 12pm

Outside the GT House

Sei is sitting on the doorstep yawning. He looks at Vegeta who is glaring at the door in which Seiís guarding.

Y.S.B: Sei yo anything new out there?

Sei: Nope...

Crowds can be heard screaming in the distance.

Gohan: Creepy... weíre like in the cusp between getting stuck in the house or mauled out there.

Sei: Ho hum...

Marron sits down on the ground and she pulls out a yo-yo and begins pulling tricks with it bored. Lunch leans up against the fence and she sighs bored also.

Lunch: *nose twitches* uh-oh...

Gohan: Yamcha...

Yamcha looks over to Gohan.

Yamcha: What.

Gohan points to Lunch and her hand flies to her mouth.

Lunch: AH-CHU!!!

Yamcha: EVERYONE GET DOWN!!!!!

Everyone hits the dirt.

Kushami is in Lunchís place and she pulls out a machine gun.

Sei blinks and watches as Kushami opens the door to the screaming crowds.

Sei: *grumbles* why wonít anyone vote 18 in?

18: Now why do you want me in that hole anyway?

Sei: Oh wow! She spoke to me! *faints*

18 looks from side to side and she sighs and flicks her hair over her shoulder and looks over at Kushami firing the machine gun in to the air scaring the crowd off.

Raditz: hmph I canít believe this... *crosses arms across his chest and looks bored*




Subtitled: 2:45pm

Inside the GT House

Trunks, Goten, Pan and Bra are playing a game of strip poker. So far Goten and Trunks are topless. Pan and Bra have only lost their gloves.

ĎMy radio believe me, I like it loud. I don't care if you don't like it cause it draws a crowd. And if you wanna find me one-eighteen is the block. My first name Vinnie, the last name ROCK (ROCK) But don't you come around unless you got a boombox...í

Trunks looks up to the speakers.

Trunks: Prepear yourself... here it comes.

Y.S.B: Shit wrong Cd...

Goten: Yo why donít you get up and dance for once?

Y.S.B: Cause Iím the author! And They donít wanna see me dance...

Trunks: How do you know they want to us dance?

Y.S.B: Hey you will dance or Iíll throw you to the mauling fans out there.

Sei: *shouts off* DO IT!!!!!

Trunks blinks and he looks at Goten.

Goten: Donít look at me. Iíll let them because you keep blasting me.

Y.S.B: Hey Sei I thought you fainted.

Sei: *off* er.... well... yea... but still Vote Trunks out!! and Vote 18 in!!!

Y.S.B: Anyway.... *snickers* heh one of you is going to dance....

ĎShe had dumps like a truck, truck, truck. Thighs like what? What? What? Baby, move your butt, butt, butt. I think Iíll sing Iíll again. She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck. Thighs like what? What? What? All night long. Let me see that thong...í

Trunks groans and he runs out to the stage.

Pan: Hey lets sneak a look at his cards....




Trunks grumbles to himself after the song ends and he walks back inside and looks at Pan looking at his cards he arches an eyebrow and she flashes him her best Ďinnocentí smile.

Trunks: Unbelievable... PAN!!! Youíre Cheating!

Pan: Am not!

Goten: As if Iím going to stop her sheís family.

Trunks: Pan put those cards down now.

Pan: *sticks her tongue out* Make me.

Y.S.B: hehehehehe....

Trunks: Hey you shutup!

Y.S.B: Wrong move buddy....

ĎShe had dumps like a truck, truck, truck. Thighs like what? What? What? Baby, move your butt, butt, butt. I think Iíll sing Iíll again. She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck. Thighs like what? What? What? All night long. Let me see that thong...í

Trunks: Gah!

Y.S.B: *lol* heh!!! Dance little man dance!!!

Trunks runs back outside to the stage again.

Goten: heh...

Y.S.B: Iím sooooooooo having the time of my life heh...

Bra: Well itís obviously lets pick on Trunks day....




Y.S.B: ATTENTION!!!! This is the Authorís Interlude!!! This is going out to the question in the review... no Iím NOT Australian... lol I did this too take the mickey out of their show Big Brother... and for those who are interested... Ben won! blargh I liked Blair better... GO BLAIR HEíS A HONEY!!!! *smirks*

Sei: *sweatdrop* Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

Y.S.B: Heh... anywho!! Iím adding this in here cause well the actual Big Brother had this... and itís a special room feature Iím adding on to the house called the DIARY ROOM this is the room where we will take characters in to ask them silly questions that make absolutely no scence... :P and you people want it I guess maybe some Lemon but there is a main camera here... and well cha only the characters voted in the GT house at that stage can be taken in to the DIARY ROOM!!! *sighs* I wish we could take outside characters in but then that would just be stupid... cause theyíre opinions wouldnít count.

Sei: Whatever *crosses arms across his chest* Can I go back outside now?

Y.S.B: Do you have anything to say to the readers.

Sei: Yes I do...

Y.S.B: Apart from vote for 18.

Sei: ack! *falls over anime style*

Y.S.B: Guess not.




Bra is lying on the couch her head resting in Gotenís lap while he leaning back in to the softness of the couch watching television. Trunks and Pan are lying on their stomachís on the ground in front of the television.

ĎTime is laying heavy on my heart. Seems I've got too much of it since we've been apart. My friends make me smile if only for while. You can make me whole again...í

Goten: Gah!

Trunks: All of us this time... but still this is the third time today!!

The group of them run outside and jump on the stage.

After the song stops Goku looks at them.

Goku: Er so what now?

Goten: This...

Goten jumps on Goku grabbing him in a head lock and ruffling his hair.

Goku laughs and picks Goten off him and walks over to the pool grinning.

Goten: GAH!!! DAD *splash*

Trunks laughs and points as Goten surfaces from the water.

ĎI can feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat... I can feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat, feel the beat...í

Goten: Hey no fair!!! Iím in the water!!!

Y.S.B: Dance Goten dance!!! hahahahaha!!!!!

Bra: This girl really needs a life.

Y.S.B: Hey donít dis me or youíll be next!!

Goten blasts out of the pool and on to the stage and begins to shake himself life a dog spraying water over everyone then he does a cute wee dance.... (AN: hey I know I know my heart belongs to Yamcha... but címon he looks donít mean I canít!) by patting his head and rubbing his stomach, causing Bra to giggle.




Outside the GT house.

Piccolo looks up at the screen.

Piccolo: Youíve got to be kidding me.

Sei: What?

Vegeta: What an embarrassment to the saiyan race.

Bulma: Relax Vegeta itís just Goten. Itís not as if heís representing the saiyanís in another galaxy.

Sei: If he did now that would be interesting.

18: How long have you been hanging round and how long will you hang around?

Sei: *grins at her* Iím hanging around as long as your here...

18: *grabs Marron* thatís it weíre going home.

Marron: But mom!! I was playing cards...

Sei: Hey cards is cool. anyone up for a game?




subtitled: 4pm

Inside the GT house (The Diary room)...

Pan is sitting in between Trunks and Goten on a large couch. Trunks and Goten look at each other and they grin Trunks leaps over Pan and on to Goten and the two begin to play fight. Pan looks to the camera.

Y.S.B: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.... *sweatdrop*

Sei: Er any comments on these two Pan??

Pan: trunks found out Goten was cheating in the card game...

Trunks: Wait he was?

Goten: I was??

Pan: Yup... you told me so yourself so you could get Braís clothes off...

Trunks: Goten!!!

Goten: But Pan told me you were cheating!!!

Trunks: I do not cheat!!!

Trunks crosses his arms across his chest and a card slips out of his sleeve and flitters to the ground.

Goten: *watches the card as it flitters to the ground* Uh-huh...

The card lands face up... we can see it is the Ace of Spades...

Trunks: Heh... howíd that get there?? *sweatdrop*

Goten: Oh you are sooo dead...

Goten leaps over and the two begin to play fight again. Goten grabbing Trunks in a headlock and ruffling his hair.

Pan looks at the camera and she smiles brightly.

Pan: You get use to them after a while... you see I donít even notice theyíre there anymore.

Y.S.B: Those two are like Dumb and dumber...

Sei: You said it. Hey can I go back outside... pllllllleeeeeeeaaaassssseeeeee *begs*

Y.S.B: Whatever...

Sei: Wooooohooooo!!!




Subtitled: 6pm

Outside the GT house...

18: *sweatdrop* oh no...

Mirai Trunks: hey I thought you were going to go home.

18: I was but we canít leave...

Piccolo: Sheís right... the damn authors wonít let us.

Sei: hahahahahahaha THATíS RIGHT!!!

18: oh no...

Vegeta looks round looking for Sei ready to blast him.

Piccolo: You wonít find him.

Vegeta: What makes you say that?

Piccolo: Heís a co-author...

Sei: Wwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Raditz: Hey place your bets here!!

Marron: Bets huh?

Raditz: Thatís right young lady! So far Kushami has placed a bet on where and when the couples are gunna get it on next... so come one come all....

Bulma: Raditz heís a bit ooc donít you think??

Piccolo: The author has only just seen the Raditz saga this week...

Vegeta: you seem to know alot about this author... you happen to know where she is... so I can blast her in to the next dimension for writing this?

Piccolo: You wonít see either of them unless they want you too...

Vegeta scowls and he crosses his arms across his chest angrily.

Marron: Raditz twenty dollars on Goten and Bra in the pool.

Raditz: Alright your on!

Yamcha: Hey put me down for fifty of Chi-chi and Goku on the stage!




subtitled: 7:45pm

Inside the GT House... (the Diary Room)

Bra is lying across the couch looking at the camera.

Y.S.B: Now this is the room where I ask a stupid question and you see if you can answer it or not...

Bra: okay...

Y.S.B: What is the weirdest thing youíd like to see happen in this house?

Bra: Well can you do it??

Y.S.B: For punishment yes I can I am the almighty Author!!!

Bra: Well for Trunks and Goten trying to cheat in our card game... I say they have to totally strip down naked and run round the exterior of the property.

Y.S.B: Hey girls you hear that?!?! What do you think?!?!

*wild female screams are heard*

Y.S.B: hehe okay um or...

Bra: or they have to kiss each other for an entire song!

Y.S.B: heh.... okay wow... two punishments right girls and voters out there this is where you pick whatís gunna be their punishment for the next instalment of the GT house!!! oh yeah and remember vote two in and two out...




Subtitled: 8pm

Outside the GT House

Sei: lol!!! Yeah!!!

Yamcha: *looks round worriedly* hmmm... *looks to the gate and tries to slip off*

Vegeta: Where do you think youíre going?!

Yamcha: Uh... no where... heh... nope... Iím staying put...

Sei: You better...

Vegeta: Where is that brat?!

Sei: nah nah you canít find me!!! : P

Yamcha: So weíre all stuck here until weíve been voted in and out of the house... great just great... *sighs* Iím going to be here forever...

Y.S.B: NOT IF I CAN HELP IT!!!!!

Yamcha: Ugh!




Subtitled: 10pm

Inside the GT House

Goku is sitting on the couch with Chi-chi curled up in to him the television is on and the two are sleeping.

Laughter and water splashing is heard outside and the four kids are outside in the pool splashing about.

ĎI'm a lover, I'm a winner, I'm a fighter. Gonna set your soul on fire. I'm a lover, I'm a Renegade Fighter. Gonna set your soul on fire. I'm a lover, I'm a sinner, I'm a fighter Gonna set your soul on fire. I'm a lover, I'm a Renegade Fighter. Gonna set your soul on fire...í

Goku sits up with a bolt and he groans.

Goku: Oh no...

Y.S.B: SURPRISE GOKU!!!!!!!

Goku cover his ears and he gets up and runs outside and he jumps on to the stage.

Goku: Oh well... *does a little dance*




Subtitled: 10:56pm

Outside the outside of GT house...

Cameraman: Okay four minutes til weíre live...

Announcer: How does my hair look?

Cameraman: Fine sir.

Announcer: you ready Mr. Satan.

Mr. Satan: Yeah of course!

Announcer: Are you sure you know where to find the authors of this fic.

Mr. Satan: Of course I am... When they see me theyíll just have to come out and get my autograph. Theyíre great fans of mine you know...

The Z team look out at the gate.

Yamcha: Oh you have to be kidding me... not this guy...

Vegeta: Iíll take him. *powers up to Super saiyan* heh....

Vegeta levitates himself upward and he looks down on the announcer, Cameraman and Mr. Satan.

Announcer: now Mr. Satan do you think you could call the authorís out so we know what they look like...

Mr. Satan: Sure...

Vegeta: *shouts* FINAL FLASH!!!!!!

The three look up at Vegeta as he blasts them away.

Vegeta: Your trespassing without a vote youíre not even allowed in here!!

Y.S.B: *waves her pom poms* Yeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh Go Veggie-CHAN!!! Woohoooo!!!

Vegeta: *turns round* WHAT did you -just- call me?!?!

Y.S.B: *sweatdrop* uh-oh... WAIT!!! This is my fic I can call you whatever I like cause you canít blast me cause you canít see me so there nah nah nahhhhhh!!!! : P

Vegeta: *growls* when I find you.... you are dead...

Y.S.B: Eeeek!!! Hokay Iím going back inside now!!! yup yup yup!!!




Subtitled: 11pm

GT House

ĎI ainít happy, Iím feeling glad. I got sunshine in a bag. Iím useless, but not for long. The future is coming on. I ainít happy, Iím feeling glad I got sunshine in a bag. Iím useless, but not for long. My future is coming on. Itís coming on, itís coming on, itís coming on, itís coming on...í

Pan comes running out from the bed room and she runs outside and jumps on to the stage and she begins to dance... She stops as she looks down and sees Goku sleeping on the stage.

Pan: Uh... grand-dad??

Goku: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

Pan looks at the camera and she shrugs and she continues to dance.

Y.S.B: okay... *comes wandering out finally for ALL to see and Grabs Goku by the feet and drags him inside* Be right back...

Pan: *blinks* riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

Pan continues to dance.

Trunks: woooohooo TAKE IT OFF!!!

Pan looks up and sees Trunks hanging out the bedroom window waving at her. Pan giggles and suddenly heís yanked in through the window.

Trunks: *off* Gah! Goten!

Y.S.B: *comes wandering back out* okay thatís all for this episode peeps vote what you want to happen kay?? *yawns* and donít forget vote which two you want to come in... they will enter in the next chapter and vote two out and they will be kicked in two episodes time... until the next instalment of GT house Gínight!!! *walks off*




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