Things the DBZ characters will never say or do
Bulma: Ohhhhhh heís so cute.... you just want to hug him and love him and squeeze
him to pieces! (Elmyria animainics)
Goten: I donít care if youíre my dadís friend.... Iíll blast you for saying that....
Trunks: *singing* Bob the builder.... can he fix it...
Goten: *singing along* Bob the builder... yes he can...
Vegeta walks up to Gokuís house and pushes the bell.... and takes off giggling...
Goten opens the door and looks round.... Chi-chi sticks her head out...
Chi-chi: Thatís the fifth time today...
Goten: I tell you mom is the evil aliens from the planet Anthraxs...
Bulma puts some food out for Vegeta and Goku to eat after the two have finished
Vegeta: Bulma can you pass the ketchup?
Goku: Oh wow I LOVE Bulmaís cooking even more than Chi-chiís!!!
Goten: DEATH TO ALL HUMANS!!!!! Mwha-hahahahahahaha!!!! The WORLD IS
Trunks: Uh Goten youíre half human...
Goten: DEATH TO ALL FULL BLOODED HUMANS!!!!!
Trunks: Does that include youíre mom?
Goten: Yeah her cooking sucks....
Yamcha: Oh wow... I never knew Tien had such a cute butt...
Tien: Hey Yamcha
Tien: Do you think I should get an operation to remove this third eye?
Yamcha: Yeah you look like a freak.
Tien: I thought so.
Yamcha is motioning all the hormonal woman to stop mauling him...
Yamcha: Iím sorry ladies but I canít love any of you...
Yamcha: Truth is Iím in love with Puar...
Krillen: Hey Trunks, I have something to tell you.
Krillen: Youíre adopted...
Krillen: Yeah man Iím sorry.
Trunks: No donít be... Hey Vegeta!!!!
Trunks: *blasts Vegeta to a crisp* Iíve always wanted to do that.
Krillen: Hey nice shot...
Trunks: So Krillen whoís my dad then?
Goten and Trunks are sparring with each other on the front of Chi-chiís lawn.
Chi-Chi: *runs out* GOTEN!!!!
Chi-chi: KILL HIM!!!!!
Adult Goten: *throws cellphone away* Well I wonít be needing that anymore.
Adult Trunks: Eh? Why?
Adult Goten: ĎCause Iím in love with you man!!!
Adult Trunks: And I love you too man!!!
Freiza: *looking at his reflection (heís in his final form on Namek)* Now why do I
have to look so gay?
Doctor: Are you ready for this injection Goku?
Goku: Sure!! I like needles.
Goku: Chi-chi Iíve decided Iím going to stop saving the world and I want to be an
Chi-Chi: THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL MISTER YOU ARE GOING TO SAVE
THE WORLD AND THATíS FINAL!!!!
Chi-chi: And be sure to keep Gohan away to save the world too... heís doesnít need to
study. Education is not at all important.
Krillen: Thunder shock Picka-chu!!!
Gohan: pik-a pik-aaaa!! Chu!!!! *thunder shock attack*
Cell is in his final form ready to fight Mirai Trunks... Trunks gets a hit and knocks
Cell in to a wall.
Trunks: Itís over Cell.
Cell: Indeed it is... I guess you won then.
Trunks: What? Just like that?
Cell: Well youíre so much stronger, and faster, and better than I am... I wish I had
Trunks: Well yeah I mean after all you look like some sort of giant bug...
Cell: Say do you want to get together for a coffee and we can talk about the future?
Trunks: Coffeeís good.
Vegeta: You know I canít be bothered with surpassing Kakarott anymore. I admit heís
just going to be stronger.
Bulma: Then what will you do?
Vegeta: I was thinking about a tv cook show...
17: Ohh look 18 pretty birds....
16: *blasts the birds*
Mirai Trunks: *upon coming to the past* God what a dump! Whyíd I even bother...
my time is much better, there is more freedom there.
Goku: what about the heart virus I suffer?
Mirai Trunks: Bah who needs you my dad is stronger.