DBZ Offset Bloopers & Disagreements
Krillen is standing there ready to finish the last shot of the day with the androids.
Director: and action!
18 walks up to him seductively and she leans kissing Krillen on the check.
Krillen: Whoa!!! Tongue!!
Director: Cut! Krillen!!!
Krillen: *looks at the director* What? I can’t help it!!!
Vegeta is standing off set looking at the director.
Vegeta: No way!!! I’m not going to be reduced to be carried by baldy over there!
Krillen glares at Vegeta from where he was standing. The Director remains silent
Krillen: hey they made me shave my hair off for the series!!! It wasn’t my idea!!!
Vegeta: Shutup or I’ll blast you!
Krillen: oooooooh I’m so scared... all you do is blast people Vegeta.
Vegeta: Fine then you’re right *blasts Krillen* grow a nose.
Director: Not again... MEDIC!!!!! *looks at Vegeta* Can’t you get along with
anyone?
Vegeta: Hmph!
17 looks at the director and shakes his head they are discussing the script.
17: So you want us to go and terrorise people so in the end we get sucked up by Cell’s
ass?
Director: well basically.
17: Okay so FUNimation can redub scenes seen unfit for American Children and they
didn’t see me and 18 being sucked up Cell’s ass as bad...
Director: *sweatdrop* Uh... I guess not.
17: You know I want a bonus for this, this is not a Southpark script you know.
Krillen and Gohan are sitting off set in their actor chairs talking casually.
Gohan: Why didn’t you protest?
Krillen: I didn’t know until the end of the day in which they’d already shot half of the
episodes. And no one told me... so now I’m stuck basically cause it’d look to weird
for them to show me.
Gohan: You’re probably right... I’ve only ever seen you without your nose.
Yamcha is leading Tien, Chaoitsu, Chi-chi, Master Roshi, Oolong and Puar in a strike
out in front of the studio with signs....
Director looks out the window then to his 1st A.D.
1st A.D: They’re on strike again...
Director: I can see that... what’s wrong this time?
1st A.D: Lack of scenes apparently.
Director: Well who’s lined up for today?
1st A.D: Um, Goku, Piccolo, Gohan, Krillen and Frieza, for the shots on Namek sir.
Director: Any of them down there?
1st A.D: No.
Director: Well then lets go on with the filming. So long as Piccolo’s in the scene we’ll
still get ratings.
Trunks is sitting on a rock near the damaged time machine.
Trunks: So all I do is give little wood creatures acorns?
Director: We’ve been over this Trunks, yes just give the squirrel’s acorns.
Trunks: Then can I use my sword?
Director: Not in this scene.
Trunks: What if a giant dinosaur come out of nowhere then can I?
Director: Trunks this scene is suppose to show you recognising the beauty in this
world
Trunks: Oh...
Director: okay now sound rolling? Camera rolling? Mark it! and Action!!!!
Trunks has a handful of acorns he is handing out acorns to the squirrel’s one squirrel
grabs two and makes a bolt.
Trunks: NO YOU DON’T!!!! BURNING ATTACK!!!! *blasts the squirrel*
Director: CUT!!! TRUNKS!!!!
Trunks: You said I couldn’t use my sword
Director: *sighs*
1st A.D: Do you want a medic for the squirrel?
Director: It’s just a squirrel...
Vegeta is standing by for his big scene against Frieza on Namek.
Director: Mark it!! And ACTION!!!
Vegeta goes super saiyan
Vegeta: FINAL FLASH!!!! *blasts Frieza*
Director: CUT!!! Vegeta! You don’t go super saiyan yet!!! That’s next season!!!
Vegeta: But he deserves it!
Director: *looks to the 1st A.D* I don’t even know if I should bother anymore...
1st A.D: *shouts* MEDIC!!!!!