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This is the little section where we find out how much you truly love Zarbon-sama. In Japanese otaku means crazed fan, so I created this page to see how crazy you are about Zarbon. The following are written by me-Princess Kyley You Know You're A Zarbon Otaku If... *You braid your hair a lot. *You want to dye your hair green. *Your favorite color is green. *You cried when Zarbon died. *You look everywhere for gold-colored contacts. *You try to find all the Dragonballs so you can wish Zarbon back. *You bought DBGT episode #42 just so you can see Zarbon. (yes he's really in there.) *You write a list like this in class. *You can't decide which voice you like better; Japanese or American. *You write a 55 chapter fanfic where Zarbon is a main character. *You look everywhere for a Zarbon wall scroll or poster. (I'm still looking) *You have a website dedicated to Zarbon. *You hate Vegeta for killing Zarbon. *Freeza doesn't seem all that bad. *You write a letter to Akira begging him to bring Zarbon back. *You cry every time someone mentions Zarbon's death. *You want to work for Freeza. *You try to figure out where "The Next Dimension" is, so you can go visit Zarbon. *You have all of your DBZ videos set to the parts Zarbon where Zarbon is. *You have every episode that Zarbon is in; Japanese and English versions. *The pause button is your friend. ^_^ *You try to transform like Zarbon. *You cry or get mad if Zarbon is not on the screen. *You're VERY happy every time you see Zarbon. *You have lots of pictures of him. *You draw him all the time. *You call him Zarbon-sama or Zar-chan. *You write your favorite Zarbon quote on a piece of paper and wear it on your shirt all day. (Believe it or not, I have done this one before. They looked at me like I was crazy. I wonder why.) *You have your room covered with Zarbon pics. (heh heh heh! ^^) *You make a ritual of watching a episode that has Zarbon in it every day. (I watch "Zarbon Transformed" every day! ^^) *You refuse to watch the "Immortality denied episode, cause' in your mind Zarbon it NOT dead (yeah, he is simply in "another dimension". *You have yourself convinced that Zarbon is not dead. ~These were sent to me by TerraMoon~ You start to develop an Australian accent. You have a soft spot for the blue-skinned greed-haired type. You draw a manga where you and your best friend somehow end up in DBZ land. While there you meet Zarbon and team up with Freiza's Army. O_o ~These were sent to me by Bulma19~ *You start working out because you want to be as strong as him. *You really want to be Zarbon for Halloween. *You wonder where you could find an outfit like his. ~This quote was sent by Goldbryn~ *You create an alter-ego for him so 'your' alter-ego can have him and you can have Zarbon. ~These were written for me by my oniichan ("lil bro") Sailor Prince~ (I think he based some of them on me. My comments are in the parenthesis) ^^ *You fast forward you DBZ videos to the parts with Zarbon. *You laugh everytime Vegeta gets hurt. *You dig guys with long dark green hair. (never seen any though.) *You daydream about Zarbon. *You constantly watch the Zarbon episodes. *You cry when someone mentions "Immortality Denied." *You have a Zarbon Tattoo. (hmmmmm good Idea SP. Thanks! ^_^) *You have a binder full of Zarbon pics. You sit in you room and talk to your Zarbon poster every day, and hope that it will talk back. (Talk to me Zarbon. Please!) *You have Zarbon sound wavs saved on your computer, and listen to them frequently. (heh heh heh ^^) *You cry everytime you watch "Immortality Denied". *You know everyone of Zarbon's lines. *You sit in your room, and try to immitate Zarbon's voice. *You try your hardest to transform like Zarbon, but get dissapointed when you fail miserably. *When someone mentios Zarbon's name you jump up excitedly and shout "Where!" *You have a pair of dark blue thigh high boots, pink arm covers, and a white cape. *You get in trouble for using your moms blue eyeshadow to paint yourself blue, while you wear those thigh high blue boots, pink arm covers, and white cape. *You attend a séance to try and call Zarbon back. *You go to a farm and call one of the pigs Dodoria. *You call your mom or dad Master Freeza. *You call the bully at school Vegeta. *You collect the DBZ Ani-Mayhem card game, and your army consists of Zarbon, Zarbon, Zarbon...... *You write Zarbon vs, and Zarbon always wins. *You draw your own manga, and in it Zarbon beats Vegeta, Freeza, Cell, Buu, ect. *You look through a magnifying lense at every DBZ episode hoping to find Zarbon. (I only did that once ^^;.) *You know the name of every episode Zarbon is in. *You know more about Zarbon than Akira Toriyama himself. ~These Quotes were sent to me by Icy~ *punch anyone in the face if they say zarbon is a homo (which has frequently happenned.) *you trade the pokemon cards charizard, chansey, clefairy, clefable- which is worth over 100$. (i've done it.) *you go around asking complete strangers for zarbon cards and photos. *you look out the window dreaming zarbon is there.(when people, like little brothers are poking at you.) *you play-fight with your friend and say, "my partner is zarbon!" *you dont talk to your friend for a week if they say that trunks could whoop zarbon. (yeah, right!) ~These quotes were sent in by Sceptre~ If you think the Z in Dragonball Z stands for Zarbon. *You want to go to Australia so you can hear that accent! *You talk to your friends in Zarbon's voice. *You act out Zarbon and Vegeta's fight scene, but let Zarbon win. ~These quotes were sent from Ashcat13~ *You want a Zarbon pic ring. *You can't stand anyone who remotely looks like Vegeta. *You paint Zarbon pics all the time. *You get mad because when ever you want to find a fanfic with Zarbon in it the writer lets him get killed! ~These quotes were sent by Froggy-chan~ *You threaten your little brother (whose fave char is Vegeta) that you'll draw a pic of Zarbon kicking Vegeta's butt. *You go on the Internet and find pictures of Zarbon in 8 minutes flat. *You go on the Internet and find the only known Zarbon shrine in about 10 minutes. *You and your best friend write a fanfiction in which your alter egos travel into DBZ with a special blue daisy and call Zarbon back by creating your own Dragonballs. (it's in the works.) *You actually think Zarbon's transformed state is cute, in a strange, twisted reptilian way. *You watch 'Crocodile Dundee' with only the sound on and imagine it's Zarbon talking. *You only recorded the episodes Zarbon was in so you could draw him. *You drew a pic of Zarbon in a tight white tank top and cargos...*whistles innocently* *You were jealous of Bulma when she got to drool over him in person. *You think Zarbon should replace Vegeta as the main bad guy on Dragonball Z. ~These quotes were sent by Princessmeg~ *You faint with joy if someone has Zarbon's voice. *You wonder what "Zarbon vs. Zarbon" would be like. *You make a voting pole for "Who is more handsome;Zarbon or Zelgadiss",and you yell at people who say Zelgadiss.(Actually,I like them both,but Zarbon more.) *You pretend to be sick,and say that the only cure is Zarbon's voice. *You go to the Zoo and call every Kangaroo "Zarbon". (It my sound strange,but hey,kangaroos are from Australia.) ~These are from Zarbon’s Mistress~ *When you kill bugs outside, you say "Die Vegita, die!!!" *Your onscreen name is "Zarbon's Mistress" *Your favorite colors are blue and green (mine are) *You believe Zarbon lives upstairs in your room. *You get furious when someone calls Zarbon "fruity". *All you want for Christmas is blue legwarmers, pink armbands, and a cape. ~This quote was sent by Gmash1~ if you have had more than one dream with him in it. ~These quotes were sent by Quilava775~ *You make your boyfriend grow his hair as long as zarbons. *You think freeza is the good guy. *You think zarbon is the main charater. *You say to everyone zarbon is yours and no one else's. *You draw sick fanart. Kissing the computer screen is 1 of your hobbies (or You kiss the computer screen nonstop). ~These quotes were sent in by Morgan~ *You carry your binder or folder around with you every day, but you sneak Zarbon photos in it, but when nobody is looking you start kissing them. *If some cute nice guy ask you out you say no just because you love Zarbon. *You wish you could kiss him in person, even in his reptilian form. *If you make fun of Zarbon accidentily you wright 100 times I Love Zarbon, just to make it up to him. *Sometimes you act Zarbon part out and start attacting your younger siblings if they're mean, and don't know what's going on. *You may think he's the most sexy guy you'll ever see. *You look for someone who looks just like him. *You wish you would bring him to school or wherever with you and have him as your personal bodyguard. *You refuse to buy the video Troble the episode Zarbon died in. * You used those figure of speeches that Zarbon uses sometimes. * you got exstermly ticked off when Freezer threatened to kill Zarbon and then you start swaring a the screen * you think he's alot more handsome than David Boreanaz * you want to touch that thick long green hair of his * you wright poem's and songs about him * when someone rips your pictuers up you cry, but print more or you have extras * your lovesick about him all the time * you pick petels off flowers and say he loves me, he loves me not * you make up excuses for your missing homework like zarbon ate my homework because he was hungry * someone picks on you, you threaten them that you'll get Zarbon and he'll bet them up *you want him to take you to the movies. * you want yellow eyes badly, *you go around saying green is my ultiment favorite color, *you wonder if Zarbon eats humans, *you stick your tongue out at Vegeta, *you think Vegeta is the meanest badguy in the world, *you think that Dodorias more evil than Zarbon, *whenever you here songs on the radio you think of Zarbon, *you punch the TV screen whenever Vegeta appears, *your vain, *in your mind Vegeta don't even exist to you, *you think Vegeta is a complete dumbass, *you like to color Zarbon. ~These quotes were sent in by OrangeShipper~ *Ur attacted to guys with long braided hair *When u dump ur boyfriend cause he anint zarbon *You do some of things on the list *You read this *You write zarbon on a test paper in place of ur name *You live ur life not married cause u love Zarbon *All You think about is him *U only like DBZ cause its interesting and Zarbons in it *You kiss and hug Zarbons picture in public! *You scream out the window I LOVE ZARBON! *When ur mom and dad tease u about loving him u smile *When someone else loves him u beat her up *You write nonstop in ur Diary about him *You hug the T.V when hes on the screen *You hate bulma *Your Hobbies are Kissing and hugging pics of zarbon *You get Fs in class for not payin attion *You scream in delight when someone says "zarbon" *You try and transform when he does *Nothing intrests u but zarbon *At cristmas u get angrey at ur parents cause they got u nothing with zarbon in it *You draw pics of him and hand em on ur wall *You steal ur friends Zarbon stuff *You have dreams that ur married to him *You pretend hes in bed with u *You pretend hes in the shower with u *After school u wait for him to meet u *You dont hide under the bed when it rains cause u think zarbon will protect u *You role play dates with Him on the comp *The only websites u go to are Zarbon shrines *U think thrunks is a wimp *You daydream about him is school *Your aways looking angrey with a smile on ur face *Your friends have to keep u away from Stores with DBZ stuff in them *You leen back in a chair and pretend ur in his rms *You call ur husband Zarbon *When u grow up and get married u name ur kid Zarbon *You write his name on ur shoes,Notebook,binder,sheets,Video tape lables, ect. *Zarbon is ur life *When Vegita comes on the screen u Squirt him with a water gun and shout DIE! DIE! *You pause the T.V when Zarbons on it and Trace the pic *You hate peeps who hate zarbon *U think hes the most powerful charater *When vegita kills zarbon in 1 of ur dreams u wake up crying ~These quotes were sent in by Jack Baber~ *you name your pilow zarbon and wont let anyone ley on it. *when ever you see a pic of him you say" He is so hot!!!" *when at karate class you pretend to be him. ~These quotes were sent in by Brakarott~ *you take chalk and write I love zarbon in big letters on the side walk. *When your friend asks you who you love you shout I love Zarbon. *Every time you hear Zarbon's name or voice you do backflips. *You get shaving cream and write Zarbon is a hottie all over the mirror. *On your bithday all you want is the dragonballs so you can wish Zarbon back. ~These quotes were sent in by Angeline~ * let your father make the same jewelry as zarbon has. *when you have all the manga comics with zarbon in it. *when your whole school knows you like him very very very much. *when you call your pet zarbon. *or your bedroom is full of posters of zarbon. ~These quotes were sent in by Morgan~ *You have Zarbon on your liscens plate. *You look for Ken dolls of him or action figures. ~These quotes were sent in by Saiyan Rebel~ *If you tell your enemies "With that face you have no right to call me hideous!" in an Australian acscent. *When your Geography teacher asks you who was a famous person from Australia you scream "Zarbon!". *When your history teacher asks you what was the turning point of the Civil War and you scream "when Vegeta killed Zarbon!" *When your teacher asks you a question when you were daydreaming and you scream (again) "Zarbon!" for no reason and everyone looks at you and asks if you are okay. *For your History test you Put Zarbon was the great American hero who fought in the war and died. And you also put that Vegeta was the American traitor. *When you can admit that you did some of this stuff. ~These quotes were sent in by Tanya~ *when your b/f asks you what is wrong you reply almost in tears that he dosn't look anything like Zarbon. *when your b/f asks you if he can do anything to make you love him more you rush into your room and grab your best Zarbon pic. run out, give it to him and tell him to start looking like him. ~These quotes were sent in by AnimeChick2001~ *You buy a really cheap and shoddy house and pay a zillion dollars to remodel it to resemble Zarbon's kawaii face. *You give your boyfriend plastic surgery while he's sleeping and throw out all his mirrors so he can't see his "new self". *You murder your evil non-zarbon-like-principal and take over the school, demanding all the boys dye their hair green and skin blue, and remodel the school to look like Zarbon's bootylicious body. You also re-name the school to "Zarbon High", make the school colors the ones that Zarbon wears, and make the mascot Zarbon. ~These quotes were sent in by Babbit Graywords~ *Your New Years resolution is to dye the hair of every boy in your school green. *You eat lunch with your friends and talk nonstop about Zarbon, driving them away, but that's okay, who neds friends? You have a pic of Zarbon to keep you company! *You actually spend 40$ to buy a Zarbon plushie. *And then another 40$ so you can have both his forms. *You spand 20$ on Iron-on transfer paper so you can put Zarbon on your t-shirts, curtains, bras, ect... *You go to the pet shop and get the biggest lizard you can find, and name it Zarbon. *Then you convince yourself that if you treat the lizard good enough, it really will grow in to Zarbon. *You favorite websites are titled "Zarbon shrine" "Zarbon gallery" and "I love Zarbon!" *You take the time to make a Zarbon shrine of your own! *During math class, you stand up and shout, "I LOVE ZARBON!!!" *You burst in to tears every time you think about his "death". *You are convinced he's going to be reincarnated in to our world, just so you can marry him. *Anytime you meet someone who likes Vegita, you punch them in the nose. ~These quotes were sent in by Beverly Chen~ *You hate Bulma for setting her eyes on him. *U wanna kill Bulma 4 setting her eyes on him. *U wanna kill Bulma with a sharp object 4 setting her eyes on him. *U wanna kill Bulma with a blunt object 4 setting her eyes on him. *U wanna kill Bulma with yr bare hands 4 setting her eyes on him. *U scream I LOVE U ZARBON at nite and yr parents come running in cause they think yr being attacked (I've done that twice in 1 nite). *U scream I LOVE U ZARBON out the window and your neighbour complains to yr parents (done it five times, i got grounded 4 a month). *u wish u were in bed with zarbon (i wish). *U wanna beat the F$%^ out of Vegeta or anyone that looks like him (yep, done dat). *for yr major assignment dat gets u A's u fill 10 pages with i love zarbon and end up with F's. *u spend 5 hours on the net just gazing at 1 picture of zarbon (i got grounded for that too). ~These quotes were sent in by ZarbonFanGirl~ *When you know that a DBZ episode with Zarbon in it is going on, you grab paper and pencil so you can write down everything he says. *When you are playing video games you keep losing because you can't stop thinking about Zarbon. *You get mad at your DBZ poster and rip it because it dosen't have Zarbon on it. *You have a friend who hates Zarbon but, he wouldn't dare say anything about Zarbon with you around. *You broke the T.V when you threw the remote at Vegeta's face in the episode '' Immortially Denied'' *You were going to buy the game '' The legacy of Goku'' but you decided not to when you found out that Zarbon isn't in it. *You stood up late writing a list of how to tell if you Love zarbon. *When you were watching DBZ you opened the window and screamed'' I LOVE YOU ZARBON'' as loud as you could and a neighbor called the police because she thought someone broke into your house! *After you saw '' Immortially Denied'' you couldn't sleep for 3 days because you couldn't stop crying. *All your teachers think your'e crazy because you keep calling them Master Freiza. *You grow your hair really long just so you can be Zarbon for halloween and you took a month making a Zarbon costume. *You talk in your sleep about Zarbon and you have dreams about Zarbon. *You passed out when you were trying to transform like Zarbon in a school fight. *You accidently start talking like Zarbon when you are reading a report in front of the class. *You watch '' The crocodile hunter'' just because Steve reminds you of Zarbon. *You go to the pet store and start talking to all the lizards hoping one of them will transform into Zarbon. *When the math teacher asks you what 100 x 300 is you scream '' I love you Zarbon'' and you get detention. If anyone mentions the episode '' immortially denied'' you get VERY angry and punch them in the nose. *No one wants to watch DBZ with you because whenever you see Vegeta you start Shouting insults and swearing. *You spend 10 hours a day at Zarbon fan sites and you print every Zarbon picture you find. *You paint your room Green and Blue and hang up pictures of Zarbon everywhere. *On your birthday when you blow out the candles you wish that you had all 7 Dragonnballs, so you can wish Zarbon back. ~These quotes were sent in by Kenshin~ *you love Naraku from Inuyasha because he's voiced by Paul Dobson.{i do^-^} (me too!) *you love anyone that it voiced by Paul Dobson. *you love the continent Australia. *you go to the mall looking for long-haired green wigs and if you find one, you braid it in a loose braid and go around talkin like an aussie. *you get kicked out of school because you punched someone for saying Zarbon is a pussy, but you still have your Zarbon movies to watch while your out of school. ~These quotes were sent in by Ralph~ *You buy a Vegeta doll each day and rip its head off *You paint your hair green *You have a nickname "Zarbon_Ultimate_Warrior" on MSN *You remember every minute that Frieza killed most of the saiyans ALSO!! If you sent me a Zarbon otaku quote, and don't see it here, then e-mail it to me again. I might have lost it. Thanks!! luv, ~K-chan~ |
