Humor Section
How to know if you watch too much Dragonball/Z/GT
You get in a fight with the school bully and yell "Kaio Ken
Attack" and you win.
You think that when you die, you can ask King Yama to let you go Train with
King Kai.
You keep trying to power up your "Ki" when you get hit by someone.
You go around asking your friends to do the Fusion Dance with you.
You keep looking for dragonballs that aren't even real.
When you walk down a hallway, you try shootting the KamehameHA.
You take Karate believing you will be able to fly & shoot Power beams
from your hand.
You dye your hair Yellow & get Green contacts.
You ask your parents if you can change your name to Vegeta.
You kill yourself so you can travel to King Kia's to Train.
You call your little brother Kakarot & tell him your name is Raditz.
You light your hair on fire and say your a super saiyan.
You beat yourself thinking your a saiyan, and you think after a nice rest you
will become stronger.
Things you will never here in Dragonball/Z/GT!!
Goku: Vegeta what's with your forhead? I mean it's Huge!!
Goku: I just realized something, Chi-Chi, You're a Bitch!
Goku: Why do I always have to save the day? Can't you guys take care of
yourselves?
Goku: 'Dragonballs' sounds a lot like draggin balls.
Goku: Im not that hungry.
Gohan: No mom, I won't do my school work.
Gohan: Mom, you need a hobbie so you'll leave me alone.
Gohan: Mom I set my hair on fire and said I was a Super Saiyan then my hair
burnt off.
Gogeta: No Bulma, we slept with you last night, it's Chi-Chi's turn.
Vegeta: Do I have to kill him?
Vegeta: Bulma, if your going to the store pick me up somemore starch. I ran out
today and my hair keep getting in my Eyes.
Vegeta: Why did I name my son Trunks? Boxers would have been better.
Vegeta: I hate my life, it's always Kakarot did this, Kakarot killed him, it's
never Vegeta saved the day NOO.
Vegeta:I will yet you go this time...
Vegeta: Yeah Goku I guess you can beat me....
Vegeta: I love you Bulma.
Vegeta: I love Rainbows.
Vegeta: Damn, I missed teletubbies!
Vegeta: (in bed) Damn, I was so drunk last night. WHAT THE HELL BULMA!
Vegeta: (to bulma) Just get the damn abortion!
Vegeta: Hey Krillin doesn't my hair look nice & shinney?
Krillin: Please Dragon, I wish I had a Nose!
Krillin: Look Goku, we have been friends since we were kids. And we have never
kept anything from each other right? Goku agrees. Great, look, me and Chi-Chi
have been sleeping together behind your back. It started the year you went to
train with King Kai.
Mr Satan: I turned super saiyan!
Chi-Chi: Okay you dont have to do your homework.
Trunks: Why is my natural hair color purple?
Freiza: I hope no one knows im gay?
Bulma: "Hey Vegeta, are you turning Super Saiyan, or are you just happy to
see me?" Krilin(to himself): Okay, all I gotta do is pretend to get hurt,
and Gohan'll do the rest."
Krilin, to Yaimcha: "Dude, I'm starting to wonder about Tien and Chow Tzu"
Krilin, upon Goku's arrival: "Damn, Goku, do you have to be late every
single time? Coulda used you five minutes ago."
Frezia: "Look, Goku, I've decided to work with you. I've had a change of
heart, just like Piccolo and Vegeta before me. Let's let bigons be bigons, huh?
Vegeta: "Ohh, Kakerot the Super Saiyan! Big deal, who wants to be a Super
Saiyan anyway?"
Bulma: "Now remember Vegeta, you have to set a good example for Trunk's
okay? Be a role model."
Piccolo: "Gohan, calling me Mr. Piccolo isn't politically correct. I
actually have no gender"
Frezia: There's only one warrior in the universe stronger than I am! That Chow
Tzu! He's a monster!"
Gohan, while Piccolo is charging a blast: "Hey Piccolo, you constipated or
something?"
Krilin, during any battle: "Well, I'm sure we got em that time.....wait,
there in the smoke? It can't be...."
Goku: "Frezia, you seem to harvest a great deal of anger inside you. Where
does this rage come from? I'm not the one you're really mad at. Let's talk about
you're mother..."
Kame:" Ohh, Mr.Popo!!!" Popo: "Ohh, Kame!!!"
Jerry Springer: "Today's topic; Husbands who leave their wives to battle
evil on far away planets, and the effect it has on their children. We're talking
to Chi Chi, the wife of Goku, who claims that his actions negatively influence
their son into thinking he should be a warrior too."
Gohan: "Hey Piccolo, do you ever shut up?"
Goku: "Sometimes Piccolo acts as though he has a Nail up his ass."
Vegeta: I am the Prince of all Saiyans....all three of us!
Gohan (to Vegeta): You're a Prince allright...a "royal" pain in the
ass!
Gohan: Dad, how come I never get any older?
Goku, to Frezia's offer on Namek: Okay, Frezia, I will join you....
Napa: Hey Vegeta, if I go super Saiyan, will my moustache turn yellow?
Vegeta, explaining his nature: I act the way I do because of my brutal
childhood....I mean, look at my HAIR for cryin' out loud!
Goku: "Gohan go do your homework!"
Goku: "Hey Chichi, How are you today? May I wash the dishes?"
Goku: "Chichi dear, I've made reservations for a dinner at the restaurant
and after we can take a walk on the beach! I love you!"
Goku: "I'm so full I can't eat anymore"
Goku: "Hey Raditz, you are probably right we should destroy the Earth. So
long suckers!!!!"
Goku: "Hey Krillin let's shave our heads balled! Oh, never mind!
Goku: "Well, this guy is clearly invincible and we don't stand a chance. I
give up."
Goku: "Are you just using me for my body, Chi-chi?"
Goku:After Super Saiya-jin transformation "Hey guy's, you know what I've
just noticed?....The hairs on my head aren't the only that turn yellow!"
Gohan: "You guys never listen to me! You're the worst parents ever!"
Gohan: "Yesterday I smoked pot."
Gohan: "Leave me alone, I'm spanking the dolphin!"
Gohan: "Woodland creatures make me horny."
Gohan: "Mom! Just shut the hell for a second and listen to me!"
Gohan: "Hey Bulma, what to go in my car and *do something*?"
Chichi: "Goku, I love you for who you are, and you're perfect!"
Chichi: "C'mon Goku, let's go do a little 'sparring' together" *wink*
Chichi: "Goku, the firmness of your body is truly exciting me."
Chichi: "Gohan stop studying and start training!"
Vegeta: "Wow, with life perspective, this whole 'saiya-jin pride'
mumbo-jumbo seems totally pointless."
Vegeta: "To make up for all I've done, I'm going to become a charity worker
for children's aid."
Vegeta: "Goku, I think it's time I came out of the closet. I've been
attracted to you since the day we met, but with all the pressures of society, I
was unable to express my true feelings for fear of rejection. Instead, I
channeled all my anger at society towards you. Wow, it's great to get that off
my chest. Can we still have a meaningful relationship?"
Vegeta: "Bulma, I'm beginning to doubt my ability to... perform."
Vegeta: "I really ought to see a barber."
Vegeta: "Wow, pulling nose hairs is tremendously painful!"
Vegeta: "Oh sure, I may act macho, but *sob* deep down, I'm really
sensitive, and I'm hurting."
Vegeta: "Goku I admit you are the strongest!"
Brolly: "Maybe I should lay off the Weight Gainer's 2000 formula."
Brolly: "You know what would be really cool? Imagine what I would look like
with red contact lenses!"
Krillin: "All my life I've been in Goku's shadow. This is going to end here
and now!"
Krillin: "Perhaps I should reconcile with Piccolo in order to lead a less
stressful life."
Krillin: "Wow, I never noticed it before, but my head bears an incredibly
strong resemblance to a bowling ball!"
Bulma: "Alright Roshi, you, me, and the bathroom. Let's go!"
Bulma: "I could drop you like a sac of potatoes!"
Bulma: "Computer? What the hell is that?"
Bulma: "I'm considering going with a more conservative, brunette
look."
Piccolo: "For Halloween, I'm going to dress up as myself."
Piccolo: "Sometimes I worry about being emotionally unstable."
Piccolo: "Cowardice really turns me on."
Piccolo: *Points towards to women in a quarrel* "Catfight! Mee-oww!"
Piccolo: "My therapist says I need a vacation. I'm thinking about
Hawaii."
Piccolo: "Damn, Chi-chi is a FOX!"
Cell: "Fighting sucks. Let's go to the movies."
Cell: "Goku, I swear! You are the living image of my ex!"
Cell: "...for better or for worse. Until death do us part..."
Buu: "I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener! That is what I'd really like to
be..."